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Midtown_Doom_Loop

@midtowndoom.bsky.social
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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Make Government Boring Again.

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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 4h
The fiscal year is dead. Long live the fiscal year.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 4h
Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 12h
Last day of the FY. This has been the roughest one yet.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 14h
www.duffelblog.com/secretary-of...
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Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army
Pentagon says clogged fixture brings “continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit”
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 16h
Passengers described to Israeli news outlets a terrifying melee that left one crew member bleeding from a stab wound and ended with his attacker subdued by passengers. Officials of three Israeli government agencies said it appeared that the pilot and co-pilot had gotten into a fight
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Catch. 72 years ago today. Wish I could have seen him play.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m an idiot, ask me anything
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
why don't you call it America Intelligence mr trump i guess you hate America huh
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“During May through June 2025, my unit was deployed stateside in Los Angeles.” Actual account, or first line of a dystopian novel? Hard to tell anymore.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Queensryche: Operation Mindcrime. Still a great album 38 years later. youtu.be/zqAZP0aZGvg
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Spreading The Disease (Remastered 2003)
YouTube video by Queensrÿche - Topic
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skull Cult
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy in the neighborhood appears to have put up his own flock camera next to the sidewalk. I’m glad my dog likes to shit in his yard.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate both the White Sox and the Astro’s, I can’t decide who I want to lose more
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A three name hyphenated last name seems like overkill. You sound like a personal injury law firm.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Armageddon. The Final Battle. Armageddon. The Final Battle.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aldi’s smells like an old zoo building today; wet lime stone and animal urine.
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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when we thought the world was going to careen off its orbital axis and fly into the sun because computers could not differentiate between 1900 and 2000? Man that would have been fucking awesome compared to this bullshit
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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's almost as if there isn't really a problem with non-citizens voting.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/09/2026
The Chinese Communist Party got access to sensitive components of U.S. F-35 stealth fighters. The U.S. got 2 pandas.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What did they do to Mickey Mantle in this photo? #cardsky
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Used to be a guy who walked around the neighborhood with his pet monkey. There was another guy who rode around on his bicycle wearing a gorilla mask. But now I wonder- was it the same guy?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last week, US Secretary of the Air Force Troy Meink said that the United States has fielded “on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the Joint Force against hostile adversary action.” It is the first time a US official has acknowledged that it possesses space-based weapons.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A runaway goat damaged cars and fled police. Now he’s found his herd.
Officers on foot chased the goat through streets, yards and woods before catching him.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there still a war on?
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repugnant candidate Michelle Tafoya
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I figure we’re due for one more major recession before I retire. Followed by a decade of recovery. Just enough time for me to recover whatever I lose.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donald Trump is an idiot, and the mainstream press is covering up for him: presswatchers.org/2026/09/dona... NEW from me on Press Watch.
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Donald Trump is an idiot, and the mainstream press is covering up for him | Press Watch
He does incredibly stupid things and doesn’t understand basic concepts, for starters
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Speaking to the United Nations General Assembly, Trump threatened to drive Iran "into hell with no chance of survival."
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a tired man in my fifties. I hemorrhage money like a gunshot victim hemorrhages blood. And I have so far to go. There is no rest for the (occasionally) wicked.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Russia is holding parliamentary elections, the first since its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, in a political landscape in which critical opposition is effectively nonexistent, with opponents barred or having fled the country. Voters will elect 450 members of the State Duma.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe there’s room in the market for a line of caffeinated dairy products.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.cnn.com/2026/09/20/p...
cnn.com
Trump is only amping up his antics ahead of the midterm election | CNN Politics
While President Donald Trump’s personal behavior is often strange, his conduct over the last 10 days have been pretty remarkable — especially with the midterm elections around the corner.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump Says His Contested Arch Would House Drones and Snipers The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 19/09/2026
Exclusive: More American service members have died in the Middle East during the ongoing Iran war than the Pentagon has disclosed publicly, according to U.S. officials. Details surrounding the undisclosed deaths remain unclear. Read more: wapo.st/4y5VLXJ
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Matthew Mayich has remained hospitalized since he collapsed during the practice last month. Robert Carey, an attorney for Mayich’s family, said Sept. 2 that the hockey player has no chance for recovery, stating “his body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible.”
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks to all involved for cancelling my professional liability insurance policy last February and failing to inform me about it until now.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFK open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Trump Enraged After Iran Renames Strait of Hormuz After JFK
“These people are sick and evil!" Trump said in a post on Truth Social.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Ponzi scheme is doing just fine thank you
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I own 100% of a cryptocurrency I call MY COIN which is valued at over 42 Kajillion Dollars and my own bank won’t let me deposit it in my checking account. Bogus.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Applying to be the first Canadian Associate Citizen.
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dope Rider
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