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NotMatt

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hello there i have a wife and a dog and i cook things and sometimes i write down fun little lies about made up people

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 4h
MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mostly an excuse to post one of my fav super sentai monsters, TYPEFACE Such an incredible design and execution
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
computer graphics (1993) archive.org/details/atar...
a woman with kinda short dark hair, thin eyebrows, lipstick, black jacket, piercing eyes.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 15/09/2026
Accessibility is so much more than just a simple difficulty selection. Read our accessibility options blog post to get the full breakdown of all the accessibility options in CONTROL Resonant: controlgame.com/en/blog/how-we-buil… #CONTROLResonant
Accesibility options blog post promo image. Image of Dylan swinging the Aberrant in hammer form while lasers are firing at him. The text "Accessibility Options" is written on the image.
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Impossible to add up all Avery's done for the medium. But easy to say how much her work helped me come to understand how to play, facilitate, and design games. Also, they're fun as hell, you should buy them!
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 25/08/2026
THE FIRST FDA-APPROVED TREATMENT FOR MY RARE DISEASE IS HERE 😭😭😭 BRO I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DAY IS HERE 😭😭😭
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FDA approves IMAAVY® (nipocalimab-aahu) as first-ever treatment for warm autoimmune hemolytic anemia (wAIHA), representing a landmark advancement for patients
· IMAAVY is an immunoselective FcRn blocker designed to target and reduce pathogenic immunoglobulin G (IgG) autoantibodies while also preserving B-cell function · Warm autoimmune hemolytic anemia is a...
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 05/03/2026
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
years ago me and Ms. Moreno talked about how this came together and it was the greatest www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
“The contrast is outrageous! There’s this sex bomb in front, and this, this creature—I don’t know what else to call him—this fuzzy, violent, nasty creature in back who only got pleasure out of making people and other Muppets unhappy. A creature of impulse, let’s put it that way. And when I watch myself—’cause I’m usually so critical—but when I watch myself, I just laugh at me. What I love about it is that my character’s trying so hard to be sexy and sultry. And this horrible creature in back of me is acting up. [Laughter] See? I can’t stop laughing. It tickles me to death.
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sweet zee @zoctopode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
little mech comic i made. read it or i dont feed the hostages #mechs #comics #webcomics #stilldontknowhowbskytaggingworks
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 20/08/2026
Goodnight.
man talking on garfield phone
i have to reform the ninja empire
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
>WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE A VIDEO ESSAY
"Well, let's hope we don't cover him!"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Making some Mission Hill fanart
The girl formerly known as Kevin French has transitioned. Gus says to her "Congratulations on becoming yourself, kid. It's rough out there for girls like you. Here. Take these brass knuckles." She looks reluctant to take them. Wally yells "GUS! Stop scaring her!"
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Bob Mackey @bobservo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
my new YouTube fixation: a channel that posts songs from nonexistent food chain video games youtu.be/3GuMoyX9G3w?...
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Dave's Special Attack!! (vs. Dave Double) - BACONATOR REQUIEM デイヴ・ダブルの復讐
YouTube video by gsosa.3
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Bryan Waterman @waterman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Wake up, babe! New Cage chord just dropped!" Always happy for a chance to share this from @themountaingoats.bsky.social -- one of my favorite pieces of music writing ever.
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There are Other Forces at Work, by John Darnielle
John Cage comes to Halberstadt
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 05/08/2026
Win 2 tickets to PAX West! - Follow MinnMaxShow on Bluesky - Share this post - We'll randomly pick a winner Friday MinnMax is hosting two panels at PAX West, please come say hello to us and compete in Trivia Tower Live! Learn more about PAX and our meetup here - www.patreon.com/minnmax/post...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/07/2026
this is disgusting
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Possibly my favorite anime character I’ve ever cosplayed
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“Money, power, respect… the last one is better.” -Kendrick Lamar money - ❌ (I make just above minimum wage as a docent in a natural history museum) power - ❌ (see above) respect - ✅ this meant a lot to me to see!! an artist I have loved for 20 years took the time to piece together the dig site
John darnielle of the mountain goats being a sweetheart
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Karla James Zimonja @eternal.observer · 17/07/2026
I came up with a joke about Hector but honestly it was kind of a drag
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THIS IS THE TIME
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business
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Ratty @rattydearest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jeesus, kuinka pelkään, palelen [ #art #venturebros #theventurebros #vbros henchman 21 ]
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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷🤘🎸💙 @redfives.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
New PlayStation marketing just dropped
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merritt @merrittk.com · 01/07/2026
need some good news? here it is: not only is there a Ghost Dog tabletop roleplaying game based on the film by Jim Jarmusch starring Forest Whitaker, it's fully compatible with the Sailor Moon tabletop roleplaying game 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/nerd...
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"We're ending physical disc production, but don't worry — we're ALSO shutting down our digital stores!" blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/a...
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An update on PlayStation Store for PS3 and PS Vita
Changes start this year in select markets, followed by global changes in 2027.
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