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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's CEEFAUX sir, they've gone topical again." "Fetch the Harry Enfield Panel Show gifs"
20.00 MAN CITY ABOUT THE HOUSE
Robin's new lodge appears to be perfect, but why do they have more than £900m in chase under their bed and, when confronted about it, deny any form of wrong doing?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week
calendar event: No Hope Today
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meme showing a promotional image of Tyler Hoechlin as Superman in a red cape that extends all the way down to his ankles like a floor-length dress. The text at the bottom reads "SUPERMAN IS COMING IN SUPERGIRL" above "OCTOBER 10 ON CW".
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)
Far-right AfD wins historic victory in German state
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kentisharsenal.bsky.social @kentisharsenal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kai!!!!!!
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh crap. I shouldn’t have said they were donors. Oh crap. I shouldn’t have said they were illegal. Oh crap. And I certainly shouldn’t have rattled off all of their names in the space of thirty seconds. Ah. It’s too woke today.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I assume this Chinese company used some kind of random word generator for this brand name
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kentisharsenal.bsky.social @kentisharsenal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's somewhat fortunate
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kentisharsenal.bsky.social @kentisharsenal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Couldn't have started better
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kentisharsenal.bsky.social @kentisharsenal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lovely goal, God we need to keep Kai fit
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/08/2026
Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA
A photo of a food stall with the url www.welshitalianpizza.co.uk written on the side
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He doesn’t work when he’s low on cyan.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/07/2026
It looks like the dog is saying this
A woman and a small black dog are lounging on a beige sofa. Under them is the headline "I had my first alcoholic drink at 16. By 26, I was given six months to live." The dog is looking directly into the camera.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
he thinks you’re the pope ?
If a cardinal keeps visiting your yard, this is what it actually means according to an expert 🙏🏼
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Asked how he did it, the lad said: “A B C, easy as 1 2 3” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #NiceThings
Jaxon, 5, praised for calling 999 for injured mum.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/07/2026
I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested DM me and I'II jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This entire headline is sexy slang. www.echo-news.co.uk/news/2640914...
South Essex fertiliser explosion 'knocked my patio doors off'.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*whispering into empty McDonald’s bag* “Found us a place, buddy.”
A Sleep Inn hotel sign reads: "IMAGINARY FRIENDS STAY FREE."
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
21.45 FILM: THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Period drama.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So far the best Arsenal performance v France since 1989
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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