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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Robotic Crab (@roboticcrab) on twitter: 

moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*

me: "it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse"
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 11/06/2026
"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45
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Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Re-posting with typo fix and re-boosting this for the US east coast time folks, I moved to Scotland and landed in an unlivable flat, so am offering 15 drm-free books of mine as a thank you for anything you offer as a way to get into a safe living space:
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The parents have to accept some of the blame for naming their child “H.M.S. Pinafore.”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026
Maybe don't talk about fleece for awhile.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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kd5mdk.bsky.social @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the side I’ve been waiting for.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 14/09/2026
100 likes and i’m considering this a feature request
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State upset by Texas? I think you mean Ohio State was upset by THE University of Texas.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
Here is AOC and Mamdani laughing at the solemn 9/11 commemoration. Oh wait…
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda wild that those commie-lovers in TPUSA think that all those people are in Heaven.
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kd5mdk.bsky.social @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@marnanightingale.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/FsALF... the official silly goose explanation
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hybrid geese IN THE WILD #biology #dinosaur
YouTube video by Astrid Lundberg
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time it produces a declarative statement without providing evidence, it must include inshallah at the end of the sentence
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Filk News @filknews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RIP Duane Elms. Tom Smith reported his death, quoted on the Filkhaven discord.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
law expert here. state supreme courts only order secretaries of state not to leave town when they are in extreme distress.
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kd5mdk.bsky.social @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally someone actually attacking the ultimate transmission method for human suffering.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"people who are young" Lotta effort to avoid saying "children." In fact, back in my day [shakes fist], the phrase was "babies having babies."
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anyways good morning from me and the boys of the Armies of the Tennessee and Georgia
The “guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting” meme with the lyrics to marching thru Georgia
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can't believe my dear friend and former business partner Jacob Marley went woke after he died and went to hell
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/08/2026
don't know what that was all about but never going back to Amarillo,
ozymandias of the plains
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I recently interviewed a traveller from an antique land. Their experience in arid environments with sizable, defunct monumental sculpture (sans torso) stuck with me. While they didn't get the position, here's three key takeaways they taught me about the fleeting nature of earthly power 👇
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We have so much to thank Canada for - maple syrup - moose - hockey things - Insulin - the pacemaker - basketball - Pvt John A Huff of Ontario, who as a member of the 5th Michigan Cavalry Regiment shot and killed Confederate General JEB Stuart at Yellow Tavern on May 11, 1864
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Liberals say that secret concentration camps for children have no place in our democracy. They’re wrong— secret concentration camps for children have no place in our republic.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/08/2026
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
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Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
OTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal...
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry in “The Hunt for Ted October” saying “You’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain.”
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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 26/08/2026
If we really want to honor Tim Curry's memory, then we have to publish like 8 different obituaries, each with a different and entirely plausible cause of death.
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kd5mdk.bsky.social @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had no idea where this post was going to end up. Newspaper article in OP thread.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Liberals say that the leader of our democracy should not be controlled by a 35-year-old stalker with no security clearance. They’re wrong— the leader of our republic should not be controlled by a 35-year-old stalker with no security clearance
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Marine biology fact: a seal with a satellite transmitter hat on its head is the funniest thing in the world.
Photo from a recent paper in marine biology progress series.
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shaggnar.bsky.social @shaggnar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's fine really, I just didn't think the fall of the American empire would be Chinese
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Gabe Moshenska @gabemoshenska.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Race scientists are like asbestos: unwisely built into the fabric of universities many years ago, will absolutely kill people, and require careful but total removal. Also, mostly harmless if embedded in concrete.
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Marna Nightingale — ICE gets the skates. @marnanightingale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This seems timely. m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUGW...
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Bon Cop, Bad Cop - Swearing Lessons (English Subtitles)
YouTube video by Eric Belanger
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tortie in the morning: chaos warning. Tortie at night: Pouncing on sight.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about. by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine how big their sex cult would have been if they'd managed to recruit someone who was decent at writing fic.
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026
The Swamp Thing is part of a marshinalized group
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E.M. White, load-bearing grad student @emwhite.sadbutbuildingworlds.blog · 15/08/2026
What's interesting is that firearms and plate armor overlapped each other for a few centuries in Europe, yet they *are* immersion-breaking for medieval fantasy specifically because of genre expectations.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/01/2026
every time someone complains about it, I post another LGTBQ+ NATO flag
lgtbq+ NATO flag
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 12/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: All our sundials will be out of order this evening between about 6pm and 8pm, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In unrelated news, enjoy the eclipse later... Photos: Mike Selby, Annapurna Mellor, Chris Davies, John Millar
A wall-mounted sundial inside a walled garden. Text on the sundial reads: "fear god, obey ye king"A traditional sundial on a plinth, formal gardens surround itThe sun beams down on a traditional sundial, with heather visible in the backgroundA shot of a sundial from above. It's mounted on a stone plinth. Text on the side reads "KEW BRIDGE"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Science has enough bodies I'm donating mine to pre-calculus just to spice things up a bit. Like just to one classroom in particular though. Please enjoy.
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Megan @meganreally.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My one practical, sewing smarty-pants idea was to get a gooseneck squeeze bottle meant for labs to top off my irons on the fly without making a spill mess. Iron water fill openings are a trap
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/08/2026
art.
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Josh Michtom @rsgat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the sailors that were in the ship and which you were probably saving for Ithaca Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so Greek
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