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Jesse Lansner

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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 4h
910 was robbed.
nbcnews.com
Gentle giant Backpack declared winner of Alaska’s Fat Bear Week
The nonprofit running the long-standing contest announced Tuesday that the bear, known for his pacifist nature, won with more than 100,000 votes, narrowly beating Bear 910 with just over 50% of the po...
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 19h
youtu.be
Wile E Coyote, Super Genius
YouTube video by Matthew Sanborn Smith
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 21h
On it.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23h
I don’t think it’s possible to improve on the original film of The Spy Who Came in from the Cold but I’m interested to see a series that incorporates the later retcon.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 29/09/2026
The Max Power Way.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 29/09/2026
Just learned that my points at a store called Elevated Faith – a store that sells "jewelry & apparel that open doors for wearers to share their [Christian] faith" – are expiring, and I have a lot of questions.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 28/09/2026
Is it rare, or have you just noticed that religion is more than just some bozo ranting about gay marriage?
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 28/09/2026
The most popular TV show is watched by fewer than 10% of Americans (Stranger Things, 33m viewers). Why is it surprising that lots of people haven't heard the most popular song?
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 28/09/2026
A lot of people read Isaacson's biography of Jobs (or at least a few excerpts of it) and somehow came away with the idea that being a dickwad is the essential bit of being a visionary leader. The "dickwads can't make good stuff" argument is mostly an overreaction to that.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/09/2026
Reading some newspapers from January 1992, and found this: “After soaring to nearly $1.40 a gallon before the start of the Persian Gulf War, gas prices have fallen to their lowest levels in a year and a half …”
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 29/09/2023
I'm the king etrog there is none higher Sukkah MCs should call me sire To shake my lulav you must aspire I'll sleep out here when I am tired
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/09/2026
Eat the rich.
npr.org
Trump's state dinner for Xi features sea bass and a long list of tech titans
A tech-heavy guest list, the fashion choices of those on it, who sat where and what was on the menu marked the softer — often and glitzier — details of diplomacy as Donald Trump threw a Thursday night...
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/09/2026
Look, I know how it sounds, but this is actually from the chapter where Ishmael shares his famous cake recipe.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 25/09/2026
Fat Bear Week has a surprising winner.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 24/09/2026
This has be wondering what the best opera scenes in movies are (actual performances; not just characters listening to a recording). I'd nominate The Age of Innocence, Moonstruck, and Amadeus – but the winner is obviously A Night at the Opera.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 24/09/2026
“To qualify for the free-ticket lottery, you must be a resident of New York City with a valid ID, have not previously purchased a ticket to the Met, and have the Met Opera app downloaded on your device.” I’m 0/3, but if you meet these criteria, you should definitely sign up.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 24/09/2026
There’s a reason he’s the champ.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
Jacob figured it out? Jacob? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
Regular college is too divorced from the real world, so we're setting up a boarding school in the totally normal city of San Francisco where you can take lessons from the subject of the weirdest New Yorker profile ever and the guy who is obsessed with the virginity of an AI "actress".
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
Actually, I only drink tea.
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BS Bookclub Admin @bsbookclub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Voting time! By popular demand, we are trying this free ranked choice app. Voting closes at 12 am on Saturday, Chicago time (CDT). The user name listed is the person who volunteered to lead. All titles were nominated by more than one member. 📖 rankedchoices.com/ballot/jwu3
rankedchoices.com
Ranked Choice Free Voting App
Free RCV Calculator App
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
I've read Hamlet at least twice, and seen at least four film versions of it (Olivier, Gibson, Branagh, Hawke), but I was just thinking about it and I'm not sure I've ever actually seen it on stage.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
How many of these man added “I don’t need to because I’m having so much sex all the time”?
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 23/09/2026
If they’re not going to use the original language, then it should be in 16th century Venetian instead.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 22/09/2026
Bonne année citoyens! May you all have a great CCXXXV!
frenchrepublican.info
The French Republican Daily Calendar
Today is Primidi the 1st of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate grapes.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 22/09/2026
I looked up the history of "Dixie" thanks to reading "James", and was surprised to learn that the first recorded performance of the song was in 1859. 🛶
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 22/09/2026
Not to engage with this nonsense seriously, but when I lived in Brooklyn the call to prayer “blasted” from the local mosque was significantly quieter than any of the nearby church bells.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 18/09/2026
Logging off for the weekend. May you all have an easy fast, a fast easy, and may you all be inscribed in the Book of Life. Or, as Howie Rose would say, "Put us in the Book!" G'mar chatimah tovah
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 17/09/2026
Whenever Hasan Piker's not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Hasan Piker?"
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 17/09/2026
Hope the kitten doesn't share his namesake's view of vaccines.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 17/09/2026
Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong – and the remedy is some civic entrepreneurship, philanthropically funded, to tell them that they’re wrong.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 17/09/2026
It would be great if more voters turned out for the primaries – in part because the people who can afford to spend their summers “on the Vineyard or in Greece” are overrepresented among primary voters.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 17/09/2026
Still one person too many.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026
Update: they were from Turning Point. One older guy (who I assume was already registered to vote) was chatting with them as I passed by again.
A sign that reads “Charlie wants you to register to vote”, with a photo of Charlie Kirk.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026
I can't believe a 22-year-old college football player would have an immature misogynistic sense of humor.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026
Saw a handful of (I assume) college Republicans this morning manning a voter registration table that included a sign that read "Charlie wants you to register to vote" and had a picture of Charlie Kirk. Wonder if anyone actually stopped for them.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 15/09/2026
Last year’s Rosh Hashanah cake vs this year’s. No idea what I did wrong this time, but least it still tastes good!
A perfect honey cake topped with pomegranate seeds.A honey cake that fell apart when being removed from the pan.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 14/09/2026
This job calls for a banally evil guy who got promoted simply because he happened to be standing in the right room at the right time. Please welcome new defense correspondent Admiral Piett.
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Hwæt! @hwaet.info · 14/09/2026
You know, I was thinking about the Spear-Danes again, and their kings, and all the great things they did. Shilly – that’s Scyld Scefing – used to win so many battles.
“You know,” Martha says, after Daisy asks whether she’s watching any good TV, “I was with John-John — this is JFK Jr. — the Monday before the Friday when they died.” Every piece of this is masterful. First, the faux-casual you know essentially functions as the opening of an epic poem, a way to call the audience to attention. You know is the Martha Stewart equivalent of Beowulf’s “Hwæt!”

Excerpt From
“RHONY Lets Martha Stewart Cook”
Kathryn VanArendonk
New York Magazine
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 11/09/2026
Shana tova, everyone! May we all post better on here in the new year. 🍎🍯
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 11/09/2026
If Melville were alive today he'd be writing 20,000-word recaps of all his favorite shows. 🐋
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 11/09/2026
He’s waiting to see the Bayeux TaPAWstry
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 11/09/2026
Some of us don’t have to act.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 10/09/2026
How much overlap is there between the “politicians will pander to me if I announce I won’t vote for them” people and the “Democratic candidates actually want to lose because they can more donations that way” people?
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 10/09/2026
"The Muppets destroy the world" would be a good premise for a show.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 10/09/2026
Make it meta: The Muppets are a group of wacky actors who've been signed to a Hollywood deal, but the studio can't figure out what to do with them, so each week they try out a new premise and hijinks ensue. Big name studio execs can even have cameos!
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 10/09/2026
🐋
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 09/09/2026
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The Warriors - yellow fury
Alt: A member of The Baseballl Furies gang from The Warriors. He’s wearing a baseball jersey and hat, has yellow makeup on his face and is swinging a baseball bat.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 09/09/2026
Trump’s failing memory raises new concerns about Joe Biden’s age. cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 09/09/2026
But what do white Long Island Boomers think of him?
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