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@sregorn.bsky.social
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brooklyn supremacist “The knowledge imposes a pattern, and falsifies, For the pattern is new in every moment…” 你可以叫我愚尼克

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 3h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms. Rachel 2028
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A forgotten media moment from earlier this year was that Olivia Reingold embedded with ICE agents in Minnesota and never wrote about what it was like because doing so would turn Free Press readers into No Kings marchers.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this christa pike story makes me want to fucking throw up
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she’s a literal saint and all her opinions are popular and correct
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Justice Kavanaugh, please explain to me — and Christa Pike— how this is an “interim” decision? Justice Barrett, please explain to us how this is merely a “preliminary” ruling?
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what did he mean by that
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Governor just signed my bill to allow people to sue ICE, Border Patrol, and other federal agents for violating people’s constitutional rights. Starting immediately, people can sue federal agents retroactive to abuse occurring in March 2025.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot is a first
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
der stürmer type article
foxnews.com
ICE confusion ignites MAGA backlash: ‘I would have called for impeachment’
Verbal guidance telling some ICE offices to stop arresting illegal immigrants without criminal histories was rescinded within hours amid fierce backlash.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
using the emergency docket to do this is pretty fucking gross in my opinion
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Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The appeals court has sided with New Kings Democrats in Brooklyn Democratic party struggle, ordering the Aug. 25 rule changes voted on by prior district leaders, calling them "null and void."
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Smith could successfully sue Schmitt for defamation now, since he's restating the falsehood outside of the Senate hearing, and by this point he clearly knows what he's saying is false
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was going to suggest giving merrick garland another chance but maybe this would be better
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting to wish that my cat wasn’t a literal demon
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool how random morons can drive entire news cycles now. probably nothing to worry about.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that’s eric cantona
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and another thing. my soul has not died away. please do not say in the newspaper that my soul has died away.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
someone sent this to me and while I don't think it's written using AI it is the laziest thing short of that standard I can think of
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Four TV Shows That Heralded America’s Fall
Four TV shows, now acknowledged as the medium’s high point, each cannily predicted the ways in which America would start to crack apart.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if it were me I simply wouldn’t introduce Schmittian constitutional politics into the US system with obviously catastrophic results and then try to distance myself from the whole thing decades later but I’m built different
sacurrent.com
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not me though
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2025
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
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Joseph Lorenzo Hall, PhD @josephhall.org · 26/09/2026
Haha, I accidentally configured FaceID with a huge smile recently (because I was in a hurry). Now, I can only unlock my device if I smile. Strangely, this has helped me feel better about my 2026 malaise.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
coitus? in this economy?
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
even Klobuchar manages to fog the mirror, people really hate this SOB
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 26/09/2026
Voters agree.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Radiohead peaked in 1993 and kept making music. I find that inspiring.
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Blow Out
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
national team football is where your favorite players go to get hurt in games you don’t give a shit about which is why I hate it
fotmob.com
Real Madrid Face Nervous Wait Over Kylian Mbappe Injury As El Clasico Looms
Real Madrid Face Nervous Wait Over Kylian Mbappe Injury As El Clasico Looms
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
8th Circuit looked at how deranged the 5th Circuit had gotten and said bet
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: SCOTUS keeps the Missouri 2022 congressional map in effect for this election in an order that criticizes the Eighth Circuit's actions in the case. The five page, per curiam — unsigned order — came with no noted dissents. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com
lawdork.com
Law Dork | Chris Geidner | Substack
The Supreme Court, law, politics, and more. Click to read Law Dork, by Chris Geidner, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
O Lord! Please come down from the mountain
music.youtube.com
Long Long Gone
YouTube video by Silver Jews - Topic
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new imaginary guy for me to be mad at just dropped
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nah man he just doesn't give a fuck. sam alito is way dumber than this clown.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and you may ask yourself what is my phone number? and you may ask yourself where is my home address?
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pro bono chapter 13 hearing this morning, expecting plan confirmation
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
facebook marketplace has everything
ad for and photo of a used Brazilian butt lift recovery chair
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my eunuchs and viziers are actually honest and loyal to a fault. don't paint them all with a broad brush just because yours scheme. that's a you problem.
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my cousin’s dog died which got me to thinking about my own dead dog so now just crying while my soup cooks. RIP Pickle, you were a good dog.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates •1h
New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel
3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs 
2. Free Palestine 
3. Pie for all kittens
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a bit lumpy as humans go
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