kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It sounds like she should have written it 12 years ago. 000
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1851871379
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026skippyslist.com/list/ #211 He also made a board game, btw.skippyslist.comSkippy's List » Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army 010
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026xcopy.uk/JennyHolzerM... Read the whole account if you haven’t.xcopy.uk 000
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026 120051
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 11/06/2026"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45 8469141
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Hard and the Easy is probably the only album with two songs about horses falling through ice. 010
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Counterfeiting is an abuse of public trust it is almost impossible to recover from. 130
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ll be there in a month. Where do I find this one? 000
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would put the total future of every future human until the heat death of the universe on the other side. 000
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Are you now or have you ever been on the island of Java? 170
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Meds, a pair of underwear and usually socks go in the carryon. Like my backpack right now as I exit BWI. The checked bag is a calculated risk that without it I’ll still be ok for a day at least. 130
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerTobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Re-posting with typo fix and re-boosting this for the US east coast time folks, I moved to Scotland and landed in an unlivable flat, so am offering 15 drm-free books of mine as a thank you for anything you offer as a way to get into a safe living space: 2129121
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can guarantee it will cost them at least $1000. 1160
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wait til you start thinking of all the other things babies get forced to go through over the next 70 years they weren’t allowed to opt out of either. 010
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026xkcd.com/599/ I didn’t see this posted yet.xkcd.comApocalypse 000
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Without any knowledge, I suspect he feuds with people for no reason and forgets about it, and they look at the alternatives and realize “no one else is ever going to take our side “. 010
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerTom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The parents have to accept some of the blame for naming their child “H.M.S. Pinafore.” 21964
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/09/2026Maybe don't talk about fleece for awhile. 4294084529
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72545501
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s easier to contain multitudes if they’re inserted at 30kph on a sidewalk. 010
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Against the parent or against the homework? My current record is 30 years. 040
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Does removing consent imply a need for an attribution chain so that previous uses can be tracked down and removed? 020
Reposted by kd5mdkillmongerjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US 3053861098
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My periodontist is Indian and she was talking about it with her Morman assistant during my procedure yesterday. They both were shocked that it happened. 021
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In a proper Sankeydiagram if one of those 5 people were the “came in fluffer” then there would be a size 1 line from the 5 to there. 040
kd5mdkillmonger @kd5mdk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They had a very short time window before being set aside. 140
