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Travis Martin

@june4schoobs.bsky.social
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me too, water pump. Me too.
A closeup of a water pump, labelled SEMI-TRASH WATER PUMP. A beautiful prairie sunset is extremely out of focus in the background
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Harvest has been draaaaaaaagging this year. Since July 24, I’ve only been home for 4 days. We still have almost all of the canola, all the durum, and all the alfalfa seed left to do. It’s insane how much I miss this dog. Obviously I miss my wife as well, but that’s perfectly sane
A perfect baby angel lies in her sleeping pod and stares forlornly into the middle distance. “Why did Travis abandon me again?” she thinks. “He must really hate me. I bet he’s never coming back.”
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been wanting to write this essay for years. It's about mirrors, modernity, magic, and why seeing so much of ourselves is driving us crazy johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/your-refle...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Your Reflection Is Not You
On mirrors, magic, and obsession
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chelsea Vowel is someone whose work you know, even if you don't know it's from her. She's someone who has influenced Canadian politics as a whole for a decade and is in need of support, if you are able.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎶 Might as well face it you're addicted to
"Snrub"

(Screenshot from "Marge vs. the Monorail" of Mr. Burns at the town hall meeting, wearing a fake mustache)
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s SO important to communicate with your children
A screenshot of my texts to my son Jake. Every text is from me to him telling him that a meal is ready. There are no texts from him to me. In my defence, we are in the middle of harvest and spending every day together
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How it started/how it’s going
A screenshot of Apple Music playing Bran Van 3000’s Drinking in L.A.A screenshot of Apple music playing Beach House’s Drunk in LA
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“If you know you know” well I don’t. And do you know what I never will. (Puts my hand on your shoulder) I never fucking will brother
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Slim Frosty
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Officially crossed the Brimley Cocoon Line today
A middle aged man with facial hair that is turning whiteA middle aged man with facial hair that is turning whiteCorporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture 

Pam from The Office: They’re the same picture
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What if god was built Ford tough Just a truck for hauling stuff
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âpihtawikosisân @apihtawikosisan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Land Back. Buffalo Back. Medicines Back. Waters Back. Families Back. Language Back. Indigenous Laws & Governance Back.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just shut up after the concert or the band will come back out.
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/06/2026
You have met GARY ⚠️ You have used all your available GARY slots Please select a GARY to forget
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I Guess I Was Just Hungry: An Apology
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linzorg.bsky.social @linzorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It was a good day
A middle aged white man sits on a deck under an apple tree looking out at Elephant Mountain. A tiny dog rest on his chest with her head under his chin. An even tinier dog is sitting on his lap. A yet tinier dog is sitting further down his lap. A half full Cuba Libre is in the foreground on a glass table
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
See, you need 2 dogs. One big one that you can pet aggressively and shove/squeeze without worrying they're going to die. The other one needs to be dumb and tiny. That one's for costumes and tiny poops that hide in the grass.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
may june the fourth be with you
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it's Pride theyd better gay up the stanley cup final
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
hockey boys: when you score your little hockey goal, it's ok to give your fellow hockey boys a kiss
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
All My Puny Sorrows - Miriam Toews Sea Of Tranquillity - Emily St. John Mandel Black Swan Green - David Mitchell
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My Visible Son by The Tozzi Puppet Factory
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Michael Varrati @michaelvarrati.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Who should play James Bond? Let me put it this way...anytime I'm asked about who I think would be good for a new Freddy Krueger, I always have one answer: Amy Sedaris. I also think Amy Sedaris would be great as Dracula. She'd make one hell of a Columbo too. So honestly? James Bond? Amy Sedaris.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why do people lose their shit for the drum break in ‘In The Air Tonight’? I’m no musician, but it feels like the most basic, ponderous drum break possible. Like, they would teach it to you in your very first drumming lesson
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Thanks today and every day to all the moms of trans youth out there fighting like hell for their kids. When the stakes feel like they're rising by the hour and everyone tells you you're wrong no matter what you do, thanks to those who stand between their kids and a world that doesn't deserve them.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Not a great idea to try applying inoculant to seed peas in a wind storm. Every day is a chance to learn more 🤠
A middle aged white man with a salt and pepper beard and fabulous hair stares dumbfoundedly at the camera. A peat-based inoculant is applied liberally to his face
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
frodo and bilbo are classic spanish names. frodo and bilbo from lord of the rings are ethnically catalan. frodo's friends called him "frodito" affectionately
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hacks, The Comeback and Euphoria all make it very clear for very different reasons that we should not let men who hate women make shows about women starring women actors
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I am begging seed/fertilizer/chemical/farm implement companies to up your swag game. I’m all good on hoodies and ugly hats! What about a nice bottle of a fruity Cab Sauv? Or a bluray of the director’s cut of Brazil? Or even some nunchucks, let’s shift this paradigm
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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How windy is it, you ask?
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Getting ready for seeding. Just picked up 15 tonnes of fertilizer and was kind of bummed that it wasn’t 16, in honour of my favourite karaoke jam. Then I realized that 15 tonnes is 16.5 imperial tons, so I am declaring myself the Canadian Tennessee Ernie Ford (Alberta Gordie Roy)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/04/2026
It is lesbian visibility week, the one week of the year where we do not have to take turns keeping watch against lesbian attacks
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
A close up of the face of my tiny dog, JoJo. It was taken after a particularly good haircut. Her ears are perked up and a bit of her underbite is showing. It is almost impossible to look away from her big brown eyes. She knows she’s a little scamp, but she also knows she’s cute enough to get away with being a brat sometimes
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is how I stand when I pee in the shower
Michelangelo’s David
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
💯 The years I worked for the Canada Revenue Agency with mostly women were such an oasis in the middle of my career of extremely toxic blue collar jobs. Just angry, selfish, paranoid white man grievance culture
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Might fuck around and drive across the lake to go camping
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