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Travis Martin

@june4schoobs.bsky.social
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Teenage City Mutant Slickers Turtles 2 Two: The The Secret Search Of For The Curly’s Ooze Gold
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me too, water pump. Me too.
A closeup of a water pump, labelled SEMI-TRASH WATER PUMP. A beautiful prairie sunset is extremely out of focus in the background
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Veronica Lodge in a skimpy Mrs. Claus outfit imprinting on 7 year-old minds
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Harvest has been draaaaaaaagging this year. Since July 24, I’ve only been home for 4 days. We still have almost all of the canola, all the durum, and all the alfalfa seed left to do. It’s insane how much I miss this dog. Obviously I miss my wife as well, but that’s perfectly sane
A perfect baby angel lies in her sleeping pod and stares forlornly into the middle distance. “Why did Travis abandon me again?” she thinks. “He must really hate me. I bet he’s never coming back.”
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
m.youtube.com
Man Stroke Woman - Man Cold
YouTube video by Atomic Wedgie
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been wanting to write this essay for years. It's about mirrors, modernity, magic, and why seeing so much of ourselves is driving us crazy johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/your-refle...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Your Reflection Is Not You
On mirrors, magic, and obsession
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I sure have!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chelsea Vowel is someone whose work you know, even if you don't know it's from her. She's someone who has influenced Canadian politics as a whole for a decade and is in need of support, if you are able.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
JoJo Alberta Secondary Highway 550
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We need to set up a play date
A tiny black dog harnesses all 7 pounds to gutturally scream into a pink microphone (rubber bone-shaped chew toy)
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cathedrals everywhere, etc
A black and white butterfly, with orange tipped wings. It has alit on the turd of my dear departed dog, Marley
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎶 Might as well face it you're addicted to
"Snrub"

(Screenshot from "Marge vs. the Monorail" of Mr. Burns at the town hall meeting, wearing a fake mustache)
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ain’t much Hawkins can’t fix
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s SO important to communicate with your children
A screenshot of my texts to my son Jake. Every text is from me to him telling him that a meal is ready. There are no texts from him to me. In my defence, we are in the middle of harvest and spending every day together
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If you have “sincere concerns” about trans athletes in sports, all it means is that you have given yourself a rationale for your bigotry that you sincerely believe exonerates you for aligning to a far-right tactic for marginalization and exclusion.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am Lethbridge Adjacent, yes. Not drinking, though
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did someone already do this? That’s fine, I am just talking to myself
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How it started/how it’s going
A screenshot of Apple Music playing Bran Van 3000’s Drinking in L.A.A screenshot of Apple music playing Beach House’s Drunk in LA
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thank you!!
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Are the Canvas expansions worth it? Is one better than the other?
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“If you know you know” well I don’t. And do you know what I never will. (Puts my hand on your shoulder) I never fucking will brother
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
NOBODY
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haha, literally the conversation I had in my head
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You get it
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love the smell!
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Schrodinger’s Hat
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m always ready to participate in a new form of guilt
A close-up shot of my dog JoJo’s head. My daughter sent this while my wife and I were at a destination wedding. Jojo was very upset to not be invited
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Slim Frosty
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
HECTOR ELEGANZA
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Saw the headline in The Athletic and immediately hopped over to Bluesky for your analysis
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Officially crossed the Brimley Cocoon Line today
A middle aged man with facial hair that is turning whiteA middle aged man with facial hair that is turning whiteCorporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture 

Pam from The Office: They’re the same picture
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve been saying for years that the Leafs need someone like Simpson on the point to run their powerplay. Should have happened in 2024 when they still had Marner
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What if god was built Ford tough Just a truck for hauling stuff
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âpihtawikosisân @apihtawikosisan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Land Back. Buffalo Back. Medicines Back. Waters Back. Families Back. Language Back. Indigenous Laws & Governance Back.
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s all about the posts you don’t make
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
June 4th
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just shut up after the concert or the band will come back out.
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/06/2026
You have met GARY ⚠️ You have used all your available GARY slots Please select a GARY to forget
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I Guess I Was Just Hungry: An Apology
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linzorg.bsky.social @linzorg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yes! Thanks to Marv 🙏
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Travis Martin @june4schoobs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It was a good day
A middle aged white man sits on a deck under an apple tree looking out at Elephant Mountain. A tiny dog rest on his chest with her head under his chin. An even tinier dog is sitting on his lap. A yet tinier dog is sitting further down his lap. A half full Cuba Libre is in the foreground on a glass table
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