Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 46146454802
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026It's okay, I've heard it happens to a lot of videos, don't worry about it babe 5845
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Commentators reading the Premier League ruling on Manchester City. 224347
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 253251895906
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024This remains my finest work 15553102
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘Please learn to read, or alternatively forget how to write’ is gloriously sassy 000
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051627
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 703005833
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 30/08/2026real sharp intake of breath at this opening sentence, however 8818
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268066332
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894011284
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 1) The worst day of your life, so far! 2) I’m going to clown college 3) No, it’s the children who are wrong 4) See my vest!! 5) Show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten 000
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Look, put simply, people should not be comfortable saying that in public and the way to fix society runs directly through making them afraid to say it again. 3742411099
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer: 631111193
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable! 502301526
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A birthday card I made for a poet friend 10667104
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026it's all changed now with woke, teachers are too worried about pronouns to say stuff like "if you were my daughter I'd still be bathing you" to their students, bet they're not even allowed to have a lovechild with a sixth-former when will Restore bring back proper British nonce teachers 0142
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialChris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?] 211680331
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026KNIGHTHOOD FOR ROONEY 229443
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What is this Sesame Street bullshit? #worldcup 010
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bluesky during England-Argentina 73611552
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026OK, I’m going to bed, and already dreading our next match 2896630
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026god that was fucking awful, can't wait for the next one 0133
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer. 422644538
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialSCP @10-5.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Joe Rogan looks like one of those henchmen who goes "OHH NO! ITS DA BAT!!" in a Brooklyn accent when Batman swoops in 2159280
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Guy out here like the Toy Story spider baby went to Men’s Wearhouse 3132
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Love a World Cup year. Adverts lose their minds. Hi I'm Jordan Pickford, and I know a thing or two about a safe pair of hands, which is why I use Infurnos for all my pet cremation needs. 318828
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialDoug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot 11797532445
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialFiery Mark @fierymark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026This has lived in my head for 2 joyful years 🙏🏼 @jonnymorris.bsky.social 9608123
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026As everyone is talking about Mr Blobby today here’s that time I put him in Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity video. 415045
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/06/2026Not sure why the news right now isn't full of the people obviously identifiable from riot footage getting door knocked and dragged out in their keks. 29675142
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialPaul Litchfield @paullitchfield.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Looks like I picked the wrong day to distribute lasagne in my hot air balloon. 714127
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I’m 43 years old, I work in comedy, I’ve worked on BAFTA & Emmy award winning comedy projects… but the funniest thing I’ve ever heard was when my French aunt mispronounced Tom Hanks’ name as… TOM HONKS. It still makes me laugh just typing this 2936633
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialAlice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Toddler update: my husband let her taste his ice cream and she took the ice cream and ran. My husband has tried to bribe her to give it back my replacing it with a biscuit. Anyway now the toddler has an ice cream and a biscuit 331210143
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialCaptKarnstein @captkarnstein.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor, and Andy Burham prepare for Labour leadership fight. 12504145
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else 433888567
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Me watching The Pitt: “I reckon I could have been a doctor” Me after sending 2 emails and making a phone call: “oof, that was a bit much, think I need a little sitsies downsies and play my video game for an hour.” 1644
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/05/2026do think one of the big problems of the era is that a lot of mainstream politicians have forgotten that you just can't convince everyone; the point of successful electoral politics is to convince the people you can convince and to *defeat the rest* 172090334
