Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 47148214849
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 07/10/20268. Cristiano’s frosted tips are actually very stylish and all the other 41 year olds will be wearing them soon 030
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’d have tried it (most things on Apple are great!) but I fine McElhenney intensely off putting 000
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026‘the Tories have undergone what has been termed a “Keminisation” ‘ You really need to state ‘who’ is terming this a ‘Keminisation’. I suspect it’s solely used by one woman in her mid 40’s when shouting at her underlings 000
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026It's okay, I've heard it happens to a lot of videos, don't worry about it babe 5845
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comPeace Sign Ringo StarrALT: Peace Sign Ringo Starr 020
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Commentators reading the Premier League ruling on Manchester City. 224347
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 253251955906
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/10/2024This remains my finest work 15553102
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘Please learn to read, or alternatively forget how to write’ is gloriously sassy 000
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051627
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mad logic: 99% of people who look for their keys find them: maybe they were never lost in the first place… 040
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had a similar reaction when someone celebrated the 20 year anniversary of The Killers’ ‘When you were young’ recently 👨🏼🦳 001
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What would 40 year old you think of 57 year old you? 000
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 703005833
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Only when it’s ’barm or bap’, or ‘15 things I did as mayor’ 020
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Indeed. And you don’t even need a TV camera these days. Good social media strategies should enable you to get in front of these events. Infuriates me that our leaders are miles behind the fascists when it comes to comms 170
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 30/08/2026real sharp intake of breath at this opening sentence, however 8818
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Where’s the best place to go to understand Gamergate? 010
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Oh Moose, this is so sad. Nutmeg was the epitome of a Good Dog. Love to you and your family 040
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is the next book going to be ‘63 TV tropes that grind my gears’? 010
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If you’ve not already seen it, check out Jane Fonda’s tribute to her on instagram. Just absolutely destroyed me 100
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268066332
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894011284
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 1) The worst day of your life, so far! 2) I’m going to clown college 3) No, it’s the children who are wrong 4) See my vest!! 5) Show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten 000
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So Jolyon, what was it that first attracted you to the situation of a publicity loving fabulist? 060
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Look, put simply, people should not be comfortable saying that in public and the way to fix society runs directly through making them afraid to say it again. 3742411099
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 14/08/20266 votes Stephen, don’t play down the magnitude of that victory 1610
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ooof, just checked the Waterstones listing: 010
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026He mentioned he was stepping away to try to avoid a repeat of a bad mental health period he’d suffered in the past. I hope he’s ok 030
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026‘Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence’ is something I’d expect the average dope on the street to live by. That actual universities don’t is madness 0160
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer: 631112194
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable! 502301526
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Hadn’t noticed it, but it is *very* weird that we’ve not had a Zendaya led film yet. Potentially good pod Q: who’s the biggest star to not be a sole lead? (It’s probably her) 100
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A birthday card I made for a poet friend 10667104
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Conservatives used to be quite efficient when getting rid of a dud leader. Do they lose their nerve when in opposition? 111
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026it's all changed now with woke, teachers are too worried about pronouns to say stuff like "if you were my daughter I'd still be bathing you" to their students, bet they're not even allowed to have a lovechild with a sixth-former when will Restore bring back proper British nonce teachers 0142
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026100% right. If I had to define it: a Chris has golden retriever energy, a Ryan has cat energy. Both fabulous, only one type cares if you think so 110
jpmerrigan.bsky.social @jpmerrigan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Ok I’ll buy it Jonn, stop being so angry! (Also: I’ve got that shirt, v snazzy) 120
Reposted by @jpmerrigan.bsky.socialChris Hewson @chrishewson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?] 211680331
