Reposted by Jono BooRachel Coldicutt @rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026How, possibly, is it yet again time to make dinner. 3271
Reposted by Jono Booj4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Your regular reminder that "Innocent Drinks" is Coca-Cola, for whom £8000 is a rounding error on a tax evasion spreadsheet. 05522
Reposted by Jono BooHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects 824966549
Reposted by Jono BooSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines 1223854
Reposted by Jono BooJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"this adaptation is not faithful enough to the source material" is a critique that I just have very little patience for. An adaptation should have something new to say or what's the point. The original already exists 311416
Reposted by Jono BooRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise. 592685280
Reposted by Jono BooWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10585981343
Reposted by Jono BooFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no 425269
Reposted by Jono Boo🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 886118741444
Reposted by Jono BooJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/appsgetartcraft.comCrafting Apps: open-source creative toolsImage editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use. 19944361246
Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you're up for a wee walk, try to get a table at The Sparrows, over by Victoria station 020
Reposted by Jono BooButlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026Basically AI allows software engineers to produce shitty code *faster* and in higher volumes which increases the amount time spent on code reviews and revisions nullifying the productivity gained from producing the code in the first place. 262255380
Reposted by Jono Booyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026bro are you okay? the shot just lingered on your face for a few seconds while you were looking at your loved ones. no bro there was like, a mournful string orchestration of your leitmotif playing. bro? 129550
Reposted by Jono BooBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One night of good sleep and I see all the soft edges of the world again. Beauty in kindness and joy in the little things. Baking bread and cookies. Having a little walk to the shop in the autumn weather, smelling the cold change if season smell and feeling hopeful. 1322
Reposted by Jono BooChris McKeon @cjmckeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just seen this on the other microblogging site, and I really do think the internet was a mistake. 2476
Reposted by Jono BooGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mf gonna turn me catholic 221539191
Reposted by Jono BooIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780841993
Reposted by Jono BooBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 30/09/20261/19 Eleven years after a church picnic in New York killed a thousand people, a company picnic in Chicago killed 844 more. The ship never left the wharf. She rolled over while the band was playing, in twenty feet of water, six metres from the bank. The SS Eastland. A 🧵. #maritimehistory 311240
Reposted by Jono BooExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. 713613
Reposted by Jono Boo👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As pensions are in the news, you can sign-up for the private beta of the new Pensions Dashboard, which is intended to collate all the schemes you have in a single spot. It's pretty neat and the team responsible have put in a huge amount of work. www.moneyhelper.org.uk/en/pensions-...moneyhelper.org.ukMHPD research panel | MoneyHelperSee your pensions in one place with our free and secure government-backed service. 2114
Reposted by Jono BooKaty Armstrong @katyarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🚨Entry level developer and delivery manager jobs in Manchester! mhclgdigital.blog.gov.uk/2026/09/28/w...mhclgdigital.blog.gov.ukWe’re hiring in Manchester: build your career with us in software development or delivery managementAre you a junior professional looking for a career opportunity where you’ll be supported to learn, develop and progress fast? Join our digital teams as Junior Developer and Associate Delivery Manager ... 137
Reposted by Jono BooMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope. 511817194
Reposted by Jono BooAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of those "just another 20 years of working" Mondays 3141
Reposted by Jono BooAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple. 3253019172
Reposted by Jono Boo⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck. 10600170
Reposted by Jono BooNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git. 010631
Reposted by Jono Booweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322533
Reposted by Jono BooIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that 332405417
Reposted by Jono Boodan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112992557
Reposted by Jono Boohimham @himham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People like to giggle about movies with sound being called "talkies" but take a moment to analyze the word... "movie". 411126
Reposted by Jono BooIsle McElroy @islemcelroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I start teaching at the Columbia mfa today. Here’s the AI statement from my syllabus. Feel free to borrow. 1132655
Reposted by Jono BooPrateek Buch @prateekbuch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey top tip If you want me to take your advice and your organisation seriously, maybe remove this sort of thing from any links you share 002
Reposted by Jono BooAlice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Speaking of which, join my bloody Patreon, it’s extremely good value for money, and also you can join it for free in which case it’s even better value for no money. Patreon.com/alicefraser 1188
Reposted by Jono BooGary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay. 22654177
Reposted by Jono BooTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 14/09/2026Amending your incorrect first impressions as you keep reading deepens your relationship with a text. I don’t understand how people seem to know this about Enemies to Lovers but can’t understand it about a person’s own relationship to a text. You’re supposed to have that journey! 433914
Reposted by Jono BooDan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yes yes, of course the hospitality lobby says the tourist tax will hammer tourism. Of course they've come up with huge, scary numbers (which we can't verify). But the thing is, they're right. The tax *will* reduce tourism. The question is: how much? So we tried to find out: 196421
Reposted by Jono BooPriyanca a11y 🌈 @priyanca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For the Victor Frankenstein in your life 1309
Reposted by Jono BooAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026incredible work, this is basically tailor-made for a subset of utter freaks all of whom are on bluesky (I am one of them) 1184
Reposted by Jono BooGergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com · 06/09/2026What’s the problem w using LLMs to write stuff you want other people to read -emails, articles, posts- and why are people (like me!) so incredibly hostile that they will block you/mute you/block your domain, to never read anything from you again? Bryan spells it out. Read it: 1120030
Reposted by Jono BooD*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026More people have died falling off the Monument to the Great Fire of London than died in the fire itself 2166
Reposted by Jono BooPhil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes 494405927
Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Good morning from BBC R4 and a weirdly uncritical interview with a friend of the US VP, who apparently has the end times on his mind. Cool. Cool cool cool. 020
Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The way my ears prick up at the mention of Stafford Beers is Looney-Toons esque at this point (of the system is what the system does) 010
Reposted by Jono BooClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to Life Teen but I'll tell you, "the Bible is not a book, it's a library" is one of the most useful things I've ever heard a Catholic theologian say 253153
Reposted by Jono BooClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King” 202148375