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Jono Boo

@jonodrew.bsky.social
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I secure things and speak in public. Sometimes I speak in public about securing things. Helmsman

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Rachel Coldicutt @rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How, possibly, is it yet again time to make dinner.
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your regular reminder that "Innocent Drinks" is Coca-Cola, for whom £8000 is a rounding error on a tax evasion spreadsheet.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Take me down to the Palindrome City where the set ups don't always have punchlines
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"this adaptation is not faithful enough to the source material" is a critique that I just have very little patience for. An adaptation should have something new to say or what's the point. The original already exists
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BOSS: it has come to my attention that one of you is a cannibal BILL: oh no AMY: oh no JOE: ME: *sipping a cup of joe* oh no
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Basically AI allows software engineers to produce shitty code *faster* and in higher volumes which increases the amount time spent on code reviews and revisions nullifying the productivity gained from producing the code in the first place.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
bro are you okay? the shot just lingered on your face for a few seconds while you were looking at your loved ones. no bro there was like, a mournful string orchestration of your leitmotif playing. bro?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One night of good sleep and I see all the soft edges of the world again. Beauty in kindness and joy in the little things. Baking bread and cookies. Having a little walk to the shop in the autumn weather, smelling the cold change if season smell and feeling hopeful.
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Chris McKeon @cjmckeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just seen this on the other microblogging site, and I really do think the internet was a mistake.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf gonna turn me catholic
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
30th September / 1st October
Dean Pelton from Community in a normal outfitDean Pelton wearing a sexy corset Satan costume
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1/19 Eleven years after a church picnic in New York killed a thousand people, a company picnic in Chicago killed 844 more. The ship never left the wharf. She rolled over while the band was playing, in twenty feet of water, six metres from the bank. The SS Eastland. A 🧵. #maritimehistory
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 29/09/2026
The worst part about remote work is how brutal it is to do comedy bits when everyone has their mics muted and you can't see their reactions. For the sake of the needy comedians at your job, please unmute your mic and throw in some pity laughs. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As pensions are in the news, you can sign-up for the private beta of the new Pensions Dashboard, which is intended to collate all the schemes you have in a single spot. It's pretty neat and the team responsible have put in a huge amount of work. www.moneyhelper.org.uk/en/pensions-...
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MHPD research panel | MoneyHelper
See your pensions in one place with our free and secure government-backed service.
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Katy Armstrong @katyarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨Entry level developer and delivery manager jobs in Manchester! mhclgdigital.blog.gov.uk/2026/09/28/w...
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We’re hiring in Manchester: build your career with us in software development or delivery management
Are you a junior professional looking for a career opportunity where you’ll be supported to learn, develop and progress fast? Join our digital teams as Junior Developer and Associate Delivery Manager ...
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot don’t, in my opinion. They fall in love with him, they like having sex with them. But LIKE them? Want to spend time with them? Appreciate the things they like and the way they think and their perspectives? Nope.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of those "just another 20 years of working" Mondays
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All Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People like to giggle about movies with sound being called "talkies" but take a moment to analyze the word... "movie".
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Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the hacker mindset
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Isle McElroy @islemcelroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I start teaching at the Columbia mfa today. Here’s the AI statement from my syllabus. Feel free to borrow.
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Prateek Buch @prateekbuch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey top tip If you want me to take your advice and your organisation seriously, maybe remove this sort of thing from any links you share
A hyperlink showing source=chatgpt.com, indicating the link being shared was arrived at through AI
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Speaking of which, join my bloody Patreon, it’s extremely good value for money, and also you can join it for free in which case it’s even better value for no money. Patreon.com/alicefraser
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 14/09/2026
Amending your incorrect first impressions as you keep reading deepens your relationship with a text. I don’t understand how people seem to know this about Enemies to Lovers but can’t understand it about a person’s own relationship to a text. You’re supposed to have that journey!
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes yes, of course the hospitality lobby says the tourist tax will hammer tourism. Of course they've come up with huge, scary numbers (which we can't verify). But the thing is, they're right. The tax *will* reduce tourism. The question is: how much? So we tried to find out:
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Priyanca a11y 🌈 @priyanca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For the Victor Frankenstein in your life
Photo of a green sign which reads assembly points and anatomy yard with a right arrow pointing
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
incredible work, this is basically tailor-made for a subset of utter freaks all of whom are on bluesky (I am one of them)
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Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com · 06/09/2026
What’s the problem w using LLMs to write stuff you want other people to read -emails, articles, posts- and why are people (like me!) so incredibly hostile that they will block you/mute you/block your domain, to never read anything from you again? Bryan spells it out. Read it:
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More people have died falling off the Monument to the Great Fire of London than died in the fire itself
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes
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Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good morning from BBC R4 and a weirdly uncritical interview with a friend of the US VP, who apparently has the end times on his mind. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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Jono Boo @jonodrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The way my ears prick up at the mention of Stafford Beers is Looney-Toons esque at this point (of the system is what the system does)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to Life Teen but I'll tell you, "the Bible is not a book, it's a library" is one of the most useful things I've ever heard a Catholic theologian say
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
absolutely wheezing at an Instagram clip of comic Stevie Martin (who I love from being a maniac on Taskmaster) claiming that Shakespeare only had three plays: 1. “I’m Not a Good Monarch” 2. “I’ll Pretend To Be You, You Hide Behind That Plant, and We’ll Both Marry Her” 3. “The Lion King”
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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
some things are just better without context
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