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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 1h
I’m not just on an Avanti. I’m on a TIME AVANTI
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 2h
This is how you avoid someone sitting next to you on the Avanti, combined with facing backwards and a VERY LOUD SNIFFLE during boarding
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 8h
What a heavenly way to die
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 11h
Is the official KFC Kazakhstan account ok?
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 22h
Yes frankly and I can’t believe you’ve all fallen for wireless for so long
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 22h
Oh no I’m staying in a hotel in an office block in something called “Eccles” which is absolutely a prozzie/murder HQ.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 23h
Demon twinks who won’t do anal. Or as I like to call them…
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s that, you like my bag? Thanks it’s vintage x
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS FUCKING DRINK OF WATER in Adults S2
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very funny how Wes Streeting’s statement that the local farmer only had a “partial picture” read like “the intelligence services were all over this plot already” and could now be anything from that to “oh wow you’ll never guess what they found in the vans and I really wish I could tell you”.
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dramatic things are happening!
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally incredible (not that I believe a single word out of that messy OP’s brat mouth)
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May I say something about Brunei’s Prince Mateen
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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 28/09/2026
"Netanyahu asked the Emirati president to deny reports of their phone conversation as well as details concerning the events leading up to October 7 that could embarrass him, according to the sources. He also asked bin Zayed for what the source described as 'moral support.'"
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Having overcommitted to drugs” is so good. Like blaming a hangover on being “overserved last night”
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yessssssss
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s not ruin the poor boy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
1 blowie = 1 respect
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems like there’s a cute sky going on over there
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Depends on age of child babysitting and being baby sat but like £50 all in?
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These poor Chinese twinks just moved here walking around the UAL campuses in the sunshine have no idea just how dark and miserable it’s soon to get.
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagining what The Other Two could have done with the COVID-conscious lesbian bar.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please. I am so tired.
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Badbeard @badbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have sign ups for Glasgow and London gigs on their site FYI chvrch.es
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truly a case of popbitch breaking news (to me at least)
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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eops @eops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Arrest these cunts like they simply want to address climate change plz.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I appreciate that public parks need to have grass for football and cricket pitches. But the land that isn't used for ballgames could have a lot more trees on it. Frankly, turning parks into mostly woods with some fruit trees would be good for the air and lower maintenance costs.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like I’ve misused “basic”, I just mean entry level things that most ppl have done
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What basic things have you never done? I’ve never ridden a Lime Bike and I realise now I’ve never had a Chipotle
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HoxtonHill @hoxtonhill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the fucking Sun of all places (correctly) describing this cunt as "far-right" when the BBC is describing him as an "anti-migrant activist" is pretty fucking bleak
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 24/09/2026
Global release announced for acclaimed Gaza documentary NAZA
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Global release announced for acclaimed Gaza documentary NAZA
Theatrical rollout across 56 territories planned for documentary about Israel’s mass killing of civilians in Gaza before film will stream on Guardian website NAZA, the award-winning documentary from Israeli film-makers Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor, is set to be released in cinemas in more than 50 countries before a digital global release on theguardian.com. The film, which the Guardian produced, premiered at the Venice film festival earlier this month, where it was met with a 25-minute standing ovation – a festival record. The documentary went on to win the special jury prize. Continue reading...
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredibly threatening, SheBu
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makswhale @maksheadroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think its time for a dark age
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hampshire police say man was arrested on suspicion of destroying ships or endangering their safety under the Aviation & Maritime Security Act 1990, criminal damage, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, & conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals under Merchant Shipping Act 1995
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d be fuming personally
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IKEA, stop advertising on Rupert Murdoch's Talk Radio: actionstorm.org/petitions/ik...
Image of a Talk Radio commentator alongside the image of an IKEA logo and the Talk logo, with the text "The vermin that is washing up on our shores".
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huge HUGE fan of going with pals for dins. Been sat in of an evening FAR too much of weeknights lately which seems sad and wrong. Tonight we got given 30y/o ports on the house because “you ordered the 10y/o but we accidentally poured the wrong ones so have them for free.” Sohooooooo.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
London Centric report on the fragrance mongers at TVR soon pls
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A reverend gave an assembly on the invention of motorway cat's eyes. He explained how the inventor was inspired by seeing a cat’s eyes reflect his headlights on a dark road. Then a prayer: "And Lord, we thank you that when inspiration struck, the cat wasn’t facing the other way."
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