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TfL Barbie

@chaff.bsky.social
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Procrastination World Championship Runner Up (2016)

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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 3h
11 is what I remember for myself. But I also used to witness how men were to my mum when I was younger than that
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
The legacy of “Karen” is men using it in reply to anything posted on a Facebook local group
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 8h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 7h
I miss when the only time I had to know what an idiot thought about music, was at gigs or in the pub
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 8h
cloudbust deez nuts
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16h
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 9h
The focus group man from I think you should leave saying “oh, my god, he admit it”
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Day one of turning old PB into weezer album covers for no reason whatsoever
Dean Gaffneys bootcut jeans as a weezer album cover
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22h
Yes. We all talked openly about it and then men wrote articles in the paper like “what, can’t I even enjoy a hint of flirtation with a secretary anymore???” and that MeToo was a slippery slope where men wouldn’t be able to even look at women
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
twice this year for work I’ve been asked to verify my right to work by using a random ID service
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
triple lock deez nuts
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cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no idea what this is meant to be, even after ruining my search history tapping on it out of curiosity
Amazon dildo
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the netherlands ranks 54th of 56 nations for family reunion rights. your romantic nudie film has been cancelled
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cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your fella scrolls reels on linkedin
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
boobs for bros: broobs
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Scornflake Ghhhoul @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New @chaff.bsky.social display name just dropped?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being dizzy as an adult vs being dizzy as a kid (watching my nephew spin around for 40 seconds)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do feel like if you post an opinion to essentially scold people for either having heard or not having heard a song, you can’t exactly be surprised at people getting mad in your mentions
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YES Ed Balls was punching a 9/11 truther. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was me! this is how my now husband found out about opeth lmao
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh shit, a new scene queen album
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the voice of the guy who replies to fesshole posts
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got sent a video of my toddler nephew in the park with my brother, staring at other people in the park brother: we have to share the park remember? it’s not your park nephew: it is my park brother: did you build it? nephew: …. yes
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do find fandoms really funny. like just because you like a character doesn’t mean your interpretation of it is correct
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what’s horrific is replying to women with this shit
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah, you could say I’m into new experiences
A box of Ferrero Collection Experience (that’s  chocolates for people who aren’t familiar with the Ferrero back catalogue)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no it’s muck spreading day
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fesshole has some of the worst reply guys
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another interesting paragraph slipped in here - ICBs also introducing minimum waits for other conditions
The British Medical Journal recently revealed that 17 of the 36 ICBs had introduced minimum waits of 12 to 16 weeks before patients could have a new hip or knee fitted or cataract removed, even though the NHS is meant to give 92% of patients planned hospital care within 18 weeks.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fucking hell
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
got a new guy
Bright orange and yellow parrot vase on a mantelpiece
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this type of guy would be perfect for bluesky (seems like the place you’d find linguistics dorks)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love looking at trip advisor reviews for fast food places and seeing teenagers giving them 5 star ratings because they had a nice cheeseburger or something
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
best thing I saw today was an old man fishing while smoking weed and listening to rave. dudes rock. hope he caught something
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gonna miss this guy
It’s a piano that I am playing the raiders march on
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
had a great time tbh. banger British holiday
Me on the pier looking out at the seaMe posing in front of a pirate ship on the pirate golf courseMe trying to hit a ball from a series of three skulls and a big rockStanding in the old town after visiting an occult shop that sold some really nice soap
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do find it interesting when I see the tail end of a thread where a guy is complaining about being piled on and called a monster, and I scroll up, and his first reply to someone disagreeing was calling them a sociopath.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
our head mistress breathlessly announcing that the worst had happened, and it was that over the summer someone had broken into her house and stolen her (in our view tasteless ugly) jewellery
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
anyway no more discourse
Me on Hastings beach
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remembering again back in the 00s while I was working in a department store, hearing a woman on lunch break being furious about a daily mail article of Muslim names being the most popular in the UK. And one was my mum’s name. So I said so quite casually
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s actually terrifying that the government are just letting fascist thugs do whatever the fuck they like
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all I keep thinking of is the elephant graveyard video and “whoopsie”
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Rorschach test for how online you are.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
don’t want to offend my lovely mutuals with cartoon versions of themselves as their pfp, but you have to admit, guys like this are ruining it for everyone
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not hornier than Eve Fartlow. I am not hornier than Lowtax. I am not hornier than Liz Franczak. I am not hornier than Liu Bei. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it does surprise me just because I don’t understand why anyone would care
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
also found a new cool book
A black hard cover book called The Art of the Occult: A Visual Sourcebook for the Modern Mystic, by S. Elizabeth
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