Reposted by Jonah BuckWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity. 1041403106
Reposted by Jonah BuckPatrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 05/10/2026John Carpenter's "The Thing" but each time a muppet is infected and exposed, they turn into a real person. End scene is Kermit and Rolf sitting across the fire from one another. 1219335
Reposted by Jonah Buckkilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101583173
Reposted by Jonah BuckDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The official sound of Halloween! 2330287
Reposted by Jonah Bucknoam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026philosophers should have simply *answered* the deepest and most intractable questions ever posed. instead they've chosen to fuck around. disappointing 1766187
Reposted by Jonah Buckc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies. 14583182
Reposted by Jonah BuckStephen Kotowych 🇨🇦 @ourmankoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026WITNESS MEEEEE!!! 225065
Reposted by Jonah Bucksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don’t want to run errands and be busy today i want to be her 142176
Reposted by Jonah BuckDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows 5306103
Reposted by Jonah BuckMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44867341840
Reposted by Jonah Bucklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026it's so funny niels bohr was a naturally gifted athlete. imagine challenging the father of quantum theory to a friendly game of ping pong and he proceeds to thoroughly push your shit in 2483048
Reposted by Jonah BuckGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190535438
Reposted by Jonah BuckJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's simple: every genre I write is hard to do and very important, and every genre I don't write is easy and bereft of value. Duh! 1581
Reposted by Jonah BuckCOINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is, of course, folly. The Cubs winning the World Series is what started all this and the only way out is for the Cubs to get back to the World Series where the Seattle Mariners will sacrifice them to Eșu (streamed live exclusively on gas station pumps and pre-2016 hatchback backup cams) 5779
Reposted by Jonah Buckbluematvalley.bsky.social @bluematvalley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tlingit wereotters referenced in legal filing: 315445
Reposted by Jonah BuckSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life 455788
Reposted by Jonah Buckg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149593449
Reposted by Jonah BuckSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Shadowrun sourcebook be like: 419236
Reposted by Jonah BuckAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72545501
Jonah Buck @jonahbuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last week, my wife and I went to Portland's Rose City Comic Con AND a special Mystery Science Theater showing. I married extremely well. 000
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I want is a cool October night, a full moon, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a mysterious Victorian mansion, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, a basket of freshly-baked scones, and the heartwarming sound of wolves in the distance. 4370672
Reposted by Jonah Buckelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150293941
Reposted by Jonah BuckJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to... 132233727
Reposted by Jonah BuckSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe. 1293839752
Reposted by Jonah BuckMiss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already got my halloween plans nailed down 302945639
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Ghost Monk @theghostmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ghosts of Black Death victims who were buried alive in 1347 rise up to remind the townsfolk of the injustice. The engraving dates from 1604 and is by a German artist, A Aubrey. #SpookySunday #ghosts #Gothic #medieval 0398
Reposted by Jonah BuckGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026Very funny to me when these bookclub scammers just plug my responses into ChatGPT and come up with the most obsequious responses 471807230
Reposted by Jonah BuckJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261741062
Reposted by Jonah BuckA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263781188
Reposted by Jonah BuckBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470491066
Reposted by Jonah BuckSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Colonel Sanders and General Tso were bitter enemies on the battlefield, but their lust for chicken recipes made them into passionate lovers 11449115
Reposted by Jonah BuckChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards." 4428101
Reposted by Jonah BuckEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665871088
Reposted by Jonah BuckAlex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Europeans in the late 1340s a week before dying be like: 0325
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump as analog horror. 44010
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A person‘s attractiveness increases by a minimum of 57% when they support their local independent bookstore. 26923116
Reposted by Jonah BuckLeaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 17/08/20261880 Arctic-esque expedition into a mysterious cave discovers a channel down into a dimension of fire, brimstone, and the wailing of tortured souls... ...and what's this? A veritable wealth of gemstones with human faces locked in a perpetual scream? By Jove, I think we've hit the motherload! 47812
Reposted by Jonah BuckTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You can tell summer is winding down when The Old Woman Of The Woods starts hunting for meat to help her and her young survive through winter hibernation. 613536858
Reposted by Jonah BuckFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14/08/2026she looks like a cat you'd see on the wikipedia article for Cat 1465636320
Reposted by Jonah Buckdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183695
Reposted by Jonah Bucklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128893256