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Patrick Ziselberger

@ziselberger.com
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Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 4h
🧵Spotted on a Rainy Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (3?) is clutching a wheel of camembert cheese to her chest and wearing a big watery frown. Dad asks what's wrong and she bellows with utmost distress: "MY CHEESE IS SAD!" Dad trying to commiserate in between belly chuckles.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 5h
Do universities still host public talks? I know they invite guests in for their student bodies, but what about public talks?
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Erica Odd 🏳️‍⚧️ @ericaodd.bsky.social · 13h
Pretty Woman Pretty Woman 2 Pretty Woman 3: Season of the Witch Pretty Woman 4: The Return of Vivian Ward Pretty Woman 5: The Revege of Vivian Ward Pretty Woman 6: The Curse of Vivian Ward PW20: Twenty Years Later Pretty Woman: Resurrection Pretty Woman Pretty Woman Kills Pretty Woman Ends
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (3?) in a sparkly blue dress with sparkly red shoes is cycling a tiny tricycle as FAST as she can go! A big placid dog (Staffy cross snuggle?) is trotting at her side. Two friends off on an adventure.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 01/10/2026
O lawd, he jortin'!
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHALEFALL (2026)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 29/09/2026
I'm in the middle of Owl Goingback's "Crota" which I found on a recommendation list here on bsky. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my preorder of Stephen Graham Jones's next: "Off The Reservation" which is two weeks out.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like this time of year because I can say things like, "I could see your creepy scarecrow eyes glowing from the road! Cool!" or "I like your incredibly large skeleton!" and nobody thinks twice.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are men
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A couple (80s?) are holding hands across a cafe table, smiling at each other as steam drifts from their cups of coffee. Every now and then bursting into great peals of laughter at something the other has said.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While listening to council meetings in Montreal, local mayor Sue Montgomery decided to knit in red when men spoke and in green when women spoke, when similar numbers of both attended. Day 1 results.... #WomensArt
Photo of uneven knitting with much larger amounts of red yarn than green
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 25/09/2026
metaphor for life in the US right now
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 25/09/2026
Nostalgia is a trap and Disney will suck the joy out of anything.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (4?) is dinosaur ROARING and STOMPING towards a cafe door. Dad asks him to open it and he pushes and pushes and PUSHES. But what is this?! The door is too mighty for Small Human T-Rex's arms? Time for Dadosaurus to come to the rescue!
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Using some of my own work, I set out to clear up a few relevant concepts from theoretical computer science and computational cognitive science that can help to build conceptual hygiene and immunity against hyped claims about “AI” capabilities." irisvanrooijcogsci.com/2026/09/12/c...
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Computational complexity for hype immunity
Using some of my own work, I set out to clear up a few relevant concepts from theoretical computer science and computational cognitive science that can help to build conceptual hygiene and immunity…
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
The original "Pirates!" by Syd Meier. Played on a Mac SE with a 9" black and white screen. It was very much a "games can allow for simple roleplay? And be set in a lighthearted historical context? Cool!" moment. And those are things I still like in games.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 22/09/2026
Elon Musk's AI-generated Odyssey, Trojan Horse edition:
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: An Australian cafe owner is regaling two customers of that time he was bitten by a snake and didn't die. Bushy eyebrows waggling to punctuate the dramatic bits of the tale. Thoroughly enjoying his appreciative audience.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two lambs are frolicking in a gassy paddock as their mum contentedly munches grass. Sneezing before she moves on to a more tasty spot. Birds calling overhead. The scent of green on the breeze.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey nerds, check THIS out! My good phonefriend @cheatlines.co sent me this - it's a Yashica Electro 35G from the late 60s. Now, sit back and get ready for a little story.
A Yashica Electro 35G 35mm rangefinder camera. It's sitting on a big, black leatherette case with two aux lenses beside it. Inside the case are treasures untold.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 21/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.
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Scrooged Bill Murray
Alt: Carol Kane hitting Bill Murray with a toaster in "Scrooged."
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 20/09/2026
#bakesky autumnal weather means pumpkin espresso swirl cake.
A red plate holding a freshly baked pumpkin espresso cake. Baked in an antique cake/pudding mold, it is swirled on the top 2/3ds.
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sistermagpie @sistermagpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since #horrorwatch is doing "Curse of Frankenstein" tonight, may I recommed @evolutionofhorror.bsky.social 's Hammertime episode on the same film, with Kevin Lyons and @bunnydarke.bsky.social sites.libsyn.com/593970/the-c...
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Hammer Time: A Hammer Horror Podcast: The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
It's a big one! This week Kevin and Becky discuss the first gothic monster movie from Hammer with the incredible The Curse of Frankenstein!  Hosted by & Produced & Edited by Drop us an...
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Alex West @alexwest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buckle up because Faculty of Horror’s new episode about the highways of horror in Duel (1971) and Maximum Overdrive (1986) is now live 🚗🚛🚚💨 pod.link
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two black swans are coasting along on an inlet as the tide comes in. Four little grey cygnets bobbing on ripples behind them. Fluffy blue clouds overhead in a vast blue sky. Snow on the mountains beyond. (1)
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
ICE vehicle - black Nissan Maxima with plate cover - posted up in a spot that also serves as an elementary school bus stop. Another ICE vehicle, black Dodge Durango, lurking around the community. Two more ICE vehicles - black Dodge Durango and a white SUV, unclear on make, model - on a quiet residential street, being quietly creepy. Note that the white SUV has its plate covered. Yet another ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Pathfinder. They were all over the neighborhood.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A tiny human (1?) has decided that she'd rather like to chomp on the lunch menu Mum's looking at. Mouth open expectantly. Watching... Waaaatching... Mum distracted! Ha! CHOMP! (numnumnum) (1)
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LGBTQ Shrink @drronholt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
Fiorinamarietta on Threads writes: "The death of department stores as an EXPERIENCE needs to be studied. You used to be able to buy a dress, have lunch, get your hair done, smell every perfume in existence and leave carrying beautifully wrapped boxes. Shopping used to be an event."
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Siouxie and the Banh Mis
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🧵Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: A woman (30s?) is wrangling five small humans (3 - 5?) in sparkly dresses and glitter shoes as they make their way through the market. Small Humans bouncing all over the place like tiny sparkly chaos particles. Giggles and laughter all the way. (1)
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember remember The 10th of September The day that Charlie got shot I know of no reason Why Charlie Kirk season Should ever be forgot
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 10/09/2026
Luckey needs to demo it. Show how good he is at Cuphead.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 09/09/2026
I wish they were in Sherbrooke now.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026
I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures
Supplemento al dizionario italiano, by Bruno Munari, a white paperback with a photo of a hand giving the classic Italian finger-purse “Che vuoi” hand gesture
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey everyone, the latest entry in my One-and-Done Horrors series went live this morning & it is celebrating John Irvin’s GHOST STORY: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/one-and-done... Open to free & paid subscribers - shares greatly appreciated. Thank you! 🖤
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One-and-Done Horrors: Ghost Story
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 07/09/2026
The one food I can remember being mentioned in an HPL story is "Cheese Crackers" in "Shadow Over Innsmouth." And I only remember because some Internet wags did some research and noticed that Cheez-its were available within the story timeline. So they would be the canonical cheese cracker.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 07/09/2026
Yeah, so?
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 07/09/2026
I've just been writing a series on exactly this. www.anildash.com/2026/09/04/v...
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Cancer Capital: VC didn’t use to work like this - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh yeah, I wasn't making that point exactly, just remembering there was a gold rush during the early internet era that fizzled out, but it was because they hadn't figured out back then how to extract value from us all to the extent they have now.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
True, men have never killed anyone in history
I don’t even want to talk about a female president ever again after this Lindsay Clancy trial
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Patrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 04/09/2026
The next season of "Heated Rivalry" is going to suck.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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