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Chrononaut

@chrononaut.bsky.social
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Europoor and Europoster, swimming on the currents of time.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15h
Dark sea and distant land
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12h
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 4h
Remorseful Republicans: I didn't vote for *this* Me:
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 4h
The "Move Fast and Break Things" Presidency
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h
Impressed at his lack of immediate reaction
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 4h
"Donald J Trump, degrowth king, green visionary, Just Stop Oil's strongest soldier" - caption under Trump's photo in future history books
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 4h
After lucking out with Maduro you could tell Trump expected all of his adventures to turn out like that. If he had also gotten lucky with Iran, he would have moved on to the next thing - Greenland, Cuba, etc. The only way this was ever going to end was with him fucking up, which he did pretty fast
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 5h
Yup, absolutely. I think it’s wrong to treat the Iran War as simply one bad error that happened to the Trump Admin rather than the entirely logical consequence of the way it operates. If it wasn’t Iran, it would almost certainly have been something else
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
People who see either of these cold reptilian faces and think "That's a guy I can trust! That's a guy who's fighting for me and wants what's best for me!" are fucking morons.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
These people don't want to achieve anything. They just want to complain. They are perfectly fine with everything they pretend to care about to be destroyed by the MAGA chuds while they keep repeating their excuses about why they didn't support Dems in opposing the carnage.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
MAGA "family values" strike again
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
the alt is
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Jonas Brothers Chef Kiss Gesture
ALT: Jonas Brothers Chef Kiss Gesture
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 5h
Mamdani is basically the ideal “left-wing of the possible” politician but it’s not good enough for these people. their problem is he’s actually a mensch who doesn’t hate Jews
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
The "muh free speech" party now gives you only two options: Newspeak or Nospeak
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 5h
the security organizations in big tech have been absolutely devastated by layoffs. in 2023 there was a big push to make even the compliance organizations profit centers rather than cost centers, and a lot of normal review processes are gone.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 5h
so good
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
Exhibit A:
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 8h
We have got to excise cancerous, reactionary growths from the movement, or else we lose the movement to fascists wearing a different colored armband.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 6h
You get 300 characters, my dudes
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
Even thought it runs on Musk's Nazi child porn AI, the chud clanker can't tell me what is the role of Musk in the US government as of today. Useless piece of shit.
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Matt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social · 6h
Newsday.com/matt
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
Eastern European States of America
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
Let's fucking gooooooo!
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
So Trump's big announcement was a pump-and-dump on the .si domain. Fitting.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 6h
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 6h
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h
my position is that everyone should be calm, but that the polls are clearly drunk, but also that theyre so drunk that even if they get 50% less drunk between now and election day, there will be reason for people not to be calm. but people should be calm.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 6h
Computer, enhance!
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European Parliament @europarl.europa.eu · 8h
For David. For the Europe he believed in. The European Parliament's building in Brussels dedicated to David Sassoli will remind us of his example and of the values he held so dear. His vision of a Europe of hope, one that innovates, protects and leads the way, remains our compass.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 7h
So-lar! So-lar! So-lar! So-lar!
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 7h
They leave me no choice but to start calling it Dumbtelligence
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 8h
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 7h
The most corrupt and incompetent government in US history insisting that you have to call the janky clankers "super intelligence" is in no way suspicious and won't produce additional AI derangement and backlash.
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 9h
No better sign that things are going to be OK very soon than Putin making all related information a secret. He's probably too modest and doesn't want to boast about how well he's solving the problem.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 9h
Glonzo is real, and strong, and your friend. Masterful gambit sir.
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brennan @brennan.computer · 28/09/2026
let's just say it's a good thing we're not subsistence farmers
the smallest carrot ever from our garden
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 10h
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Holle @holle-in-blue.bsky.social · 16h
xkcd.com/3304
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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
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The EBRD @ebrd.bsky.social · 11h
Our President @odilerenaudbasso.bsky.social met Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to discuss @ebrd.bsky.social’s support for the Ukrainian economy amid intensifying Russian attacks on transport, logistics and other civilian infrastructure.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 11h
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Skeleton Gettin' Low with Dance Moves
ALT: Skeleton Gettin' Low with Dance Moves
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 11h
Don't be the kind of guy that after you're killed by your own side everyone is just like, "Dude had it coming."
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Caroline Baxter @convergingriskslab.bsky.social · 11h
Pausing my AI/NATSEC commentary to share this with a personal take, stated as clearly as possible: This is fucking barbaric and should feature prominently and permanently in every US history textbook. We will never wash away this stain, so we better learn from it. www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/p...
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Inside the Texas courtroom where toddlers face immigration judges | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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German Aerospace Center (DLR) @dlr-en.bsky.social · 12h
🌔 For long-stay Moon missions, astronauts will need more than food-in-a-tube… so maybe they can grow fresh vegetables? 🥦🍅 DLR is working with NASA and the Canadian Space Agency to start planning for a space greenhouse demonstrator to grow 'space plants'. Learn more: www.dlr.de/en/latest/ne...
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Kaja Kallas @kajakallas.bsky.social · 13h
The success of Syria’s transition matters greatly to Europe. The EU is using its political and economic tools to help Syria on the path to an inclusive and peaceful transition. EU-Syria relations have come a long way since Assad's fall. (1/2)
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 12h
This is the perfect swimmer body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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