Reposted by Jonah BuckDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows 5307104
Reposted by Jonah BuckMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44767161839
Reposted by Jonah Bucklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026it's so funny niels bohr was a naturally gifted athlete. imagine challenging the father of quantum theory to a friendly game of ping pong and he proceeds to thoroughly push your shit in 2483047
Reposted by Jonah BuckGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189335401
Reposted by Jonah BuckJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's simple: every genre I write is hard to do and very important, and every genre I don't write is easy and bereft of value. Duh! 1581
Reposted by Jonah BuckCOINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is, of course, folly. The Cubs winning the World Series is what started all this and the only way out is for the Cubs to get back to the World Series where the Seattle Mariners will sacrifice them to Eșu (streamed live exclusively on gas station pumps and pre-2016 hatchback backup cams) 5779
Reposted by Jonah Buckbluematvalley.bsky.social @bluematvalley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tlingit wereotters referenced in legal filing: 315345
Reposted by Jonah BuckSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's honestly incredibly funny how a 3 page long word document that outlines the rules for a HOI4 RP session is better at conveying Hirohito's culpability than multi-hundred page long scholarly monographs about Hirohito's life 455788
Reposted by Jonah Buckg0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149463448
Reposted by Jonah BuckSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Shadowrun sourcebook be like: 419135
Reposted by Jonah BuckAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72546501
Jonah Buck @jonahbuck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Last week, my wife and I went to Portland's Rose City Comic Con AND a special Mystery Science Theater showing. I married extremely well. 000
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All I want is a cool October night, a full moon, a vintage copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a mysterious Victorian mansion, a crackling fire, an emotional support owl, a basket of freshly-baked scones, and the heartwarming sound of wolves in the distance. 4370571
Reposted by Jonah Buckelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150243940
Reposted by Jonah BuckJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to... 132233727
Reposted by Jonah BuckSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe. 1293838751
Reposted by Jonah BuckMiss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already got my halloween plans nailed down 302940640
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Ghost Monk @theghostmonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ghosts of Black Death victims who were buried alive in 1347 rise up to remind the townsfolk of the injustice. The engraving dates from 1604 and is by a German artist, A Aubrey. #SpookySunday #ghosts #Gothic #medieval 0398
Reposted by Jonah BuckColin Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026Very funny to me when these bookclub scammers just plug my responses into ChatGPT and come up with the most obsequious responses 471809230
Reposted by Jonah BuckJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261761062
Reposted by Jonah BuckA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263771188
Reposted by Jonah BuckBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470521067
Reposted by Jonah BuckSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Colonel Sanders and General Tso were bitter enemies on the battlefield, but their lust for chicken recipes made them into passionate lovers 11449115
Reposted by Jonah BuckChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards." 4428101
Reposted by Jonah BuckEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665921089
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Trump as analog horror. 44010
Reposted by Jonah BuckThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A person‘s attractiveness increases by a minimum of 57% when they support their local independent bookstore. 26923116
Reposted by Jonah BuckLeaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 17/08/20261880 Arctic-esque expedition into a mysterious cave discovers a channel down into a dimension of fire, brimstone, and the wailing of tortured souls... ...and what's this? A veritable wealth of gemstones with human faces locked in a perpetual scream? By Jove, I think we've hit the motherload! 47812
Reposted by Jonah BuckTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You can tell summer is winding down when The Old Woman Of The Woods starts hunting for meat to help her and her young survive through winter hibernation. 613537859
Reposted by Jonah BuckFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14/08/2026she looks like a cat you'd see on the wikipedia article for Cat 1465635320
Reposted by Jonah Buckdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160233697
Reposted by Jonah Bucklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128923255
Jonah Buck @jonahbuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If you use Audible, my lawyers vs dinosaurs novel is currently on sale for $4.50. 000
Reposted by Jonah BuckErik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age. 261897385
Reposted by Jonah BuckR. A. Meenan (Sammie)(She/They) @zyearth.com · 07/08/2026Bluesky's Trending Page collecting lyrics for the next generation's We Didn't Start The Fire remake. 930186
Reposted by Jonah Buck🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney 112942704
Reposted by Jonah BuckDavid Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There was a lot of talk about future drone warfare when I was a RAND fellow 30 years ago, but degrading civilian morale by singeing an adversary's mail order dildo supply was not something that came up 461400359
Reposted by Jonah Buckbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived: 584870682
Reposted by Jonah BuckIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat) 10824193
Reposted by Jonah BuckWyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 19/07/2026just spent 10 minutes staring at this little hog concocting an entire back story about what happened to her husband & hoglets that made her reluctantly pick up the absolutely fucking massive 2-handed murder mace that’s hung above the hearth for the last 20 years since the Great Burrow Wars ended 39213
Jonah Buck @jonahbuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Help, call the police. My dog is still a little tiny puppy, but the calendar says she turned seven today. I am being attacked. 000