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COINTREAUPRO

@strings.bsky.social
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Left boundary layer separation enthusiast, chisel sharpener, clamp guy, food abomination connoisseur, he/him

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2h
There's a way yesterday's failed attempt to frame up Jack Smith for perjury could've been covered as part of the same story — the deadly serious abuse of the DOJ by Republicans to ruin the lives of who they perceive as political opponents — but instead it was like "EMBARRASSING WHOOPSIE"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2h
what the Trump kids are doing is like 1000x worse than anything Hunter was alleged to have done. But there was a "BIDEN SCANDAL" shaped hole in the news and Hunter filled it and there's no such hole available for Trump that's not already being filled by 15 other things bsky.app/profile/dani...
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 2h
This was literally their justification for the Bush v Gore ruling that stopped the Florida recount
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 2h
If Trump started injecting every immigrant with bubonic plague, the Supreme Court would rule that while they take a year or two to decide if it's constitutional, the program should go forward because to not let Trump inject people with bubonic plague would do irreparable harm to the government
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 2h
Fun fact: also medium-size children
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 2h
If it means actually prosecuting people and throwing them in prison I’m all for it. If it’s just a bunch of committees with zero consequences you shouldn’t waste our time
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 3h
One of my biggest complaints about Dems over the past couple decades is that they seem to wait until the session starts to come up with a plan? Imagine your favorite NFL team got to week 1 before sitting down to draw up any plays, it feels like that. Maybe there should be strategy meetings right now
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 3h
“I am useless.”
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 3h
Probably nothing to be learned from this
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 3h
leave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 3h
Wearin him like a Edgar suit
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 11h
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 6h
This is obviously dumb for a lot of reasons but I also wonder whether he thinks Spotify is creating the music people are listening to?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 6h
If you ever feel unqualified for your job just remember that an editor at the New York Times thought “Here’s the latest.” was a good headline
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 6h
John is very weird because he also has a history of getting on social media and being an utter dick to people on the left for literally no reason whatsoever, just telling people he doesn’t like their work entirely unprompted. I think he should probably just not use social media
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Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 8h
Big fan of John but!
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 6h
I asked who he’s planning on voting for in November and he says he’s “done with politics for now”, but is “open to a third Trump term if he runs again in 2028”
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 17h
Yes these people are evil and stupid but they are also unfathomably lazy
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 17h
“live action Moe Szyslak” is poetry
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Josh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 29/09/2026
I will forever maintain that that left must not let the right claim patriotism as their own and dope things like this are a big part of why
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 19h
Bro what
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would Joe Biden do this
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an unfortunately common belief among Gen Z and I just need to note that conspiracy theories are getting dumber
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is true of the vast majority of major policy disagreements today.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The upgrades in question:
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Retro Batman & Robin Enter Batcave via Batpole
ALT: Retro Batman & Robin Enter Batcave via Batpole
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the most pernicious things that Republicans have done over the past decade or so has been the introduction of laws that allow random people to sue someone else for a suspected violation of the law that harms them in no way whatsoever
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2026
if the GOP runs a vance/schmitt ticket then they should just give up the pretense and make the party’s slogan the fourteen words www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perromenopause is when hormonal changes grow that dog in you.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s just so goddamn stupid
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having access to SNAP does not imply you don't need to budget? What does he think SNAP is?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love You’re Wrong About but I just heard “he died, to me, very unexpectedly … and also in a way that is extremely hard to foresee” about Steve Irwin and actually laughed out loud because I feel like “killed by wild animal” had to be the most likely way for Steve Irwin to die?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Republicans Promise Tough Times
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta wonder whether Graham’s utter lack of qualifications is making her look especially weak because I do not think we are anywhere near Purple South Carolina territory
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starting to think this is a big part of it yeah
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As your campaign advisor etc
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah so did everyone else
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should not be lost that the players who are making meaningful money through these deals are disproportionately black, seems exceedingly unlikely that that is a coincidence
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Bleacher Nation Bears @bn-bears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Case Keenum Game! #Bears win 27-7
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of the empanada place I went to in NOLA last year, I got an étouffée and and a yellow curry and they were both amazing
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kind of wonder whether people are just looking at the state and trajectory of the world right now and kind of mixing all that into their take on the economy because hoo boy is this economy not remotely close to 2008
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was this the announcement?
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is essentially the base of the Republican party at this point
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did he announce something or what?
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