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Johnny Keytar

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There were movies I didn’t see for YEARS that I had elaborate, fanciful impressions of just based on glimpses of the box art in transit every time, in a way that even the record store / book store / library couldn’t quite match
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
THAT'S OUR GUY!!!!
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to prove it but I think the guy that works at this bodega might secretly be a planet Now I know what you're thinking. You're probably wondering what a 'bodega' is. Well a bodega is basically a type of cornerstone that exists only in New York where you can buy food.
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Is the WBC a false flag to make sure we embrace ABS in 2026? My column:
It was low. Like not even close
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
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Ryan Meehan @cryinmeehan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
RIP to michael parenti, many of whose impassioned, penetrating, often amusing lectures are collected on this stealth podcast channel podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
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Politics Podcast · YellowParenti
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We were in first place in this film award voting. A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours. Now it's personal. Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS. Reshare? VOTE! www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
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Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/12/2025
Checkmate, you bitch.
Michael Parenti
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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 11/12/2025
We challenged our colleagues to guess which Baseball Reference player page had the most views in their state this year. 🤔
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 02/11/2025
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Lookies are back! www.lookoutlanding.com/report-cards...
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Vote for the Fourth Annual Lookout Landing Awards
The only awards that matter
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multi celled morganism @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
ROBLES SAVES IT LETS FUCKING GOOOO ASTROS GET FUCKED
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Paint eating grandpa
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
don’t fly the flag at half staff because charlie kirk died. fly the flag at half staff because he lived
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
First of all, again, Don't. Stenographically. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers. Second, the actual headline should be that this is a massive violation of international law. What is journalism, anyway?
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
happy anniversary to all who celebrate
Image of victorious Haitians stringing up French army officers. The Haitian Revolution began on this day in 1791.
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Stacey Ghostsulias 👻 @stacegotsbaseball.com · 23/07/2025
Proof that God doesn't exist.
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Mark Armour @markarmour04.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
BREAKING: Public Launch of Satchel Paige Project marklaurencearmour.wordpress.com/2084-2/ There is a short explainer on my website, then you click on the map and see where it takes you. Please pass this around to anyone you think might be interested
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The Satchel Paige Project
Intro Since late 2023 I have been on a quest to log every pitching appearance in the extraordinary life and baseball career of Satchel Paige. From age 19 in Chattanooga, Tennessee, to oldtimers gam…
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The obligation to help mitigate the effects of climate change are on all of us but rest much more heavily on the wealthy and corporations that have been poisoning the planet for decades than it does on you not wanting to sit in a 90 degree apartment and don’t let anyone gaslight you otherwise
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this. If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
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rebecca sylvester ✒️ @hattie.meangirls.online · 27/06/2025
Seattle is the largest city in Washington State, which is known for its apples, which is why they call it "The Big Apple"
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
swaggiest individual on the entire World Wide Web
the gentle bearded bespectacled man from the Sandwiches Of History social media accounts wearing his usual flowery button down shirt and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of making another weird sandwich
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
RIP Noam Chomsky. He taught me it was OK to falsely report people’s deaths
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I think we were all raised on thought experiments about how allowing for KKK or Nazi demonstrations was actually proof of how free and liberal our society was that basic rights were extended to those with repugnant views. But in reality it was because these groups never threatened the status quo
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The Navy told me the ocean keeps eating their fighter jets so I asked how many fighter jets the navy has and they said they just go to the fighter jet store to get a new fighter jets afterwards so I said it sounds like they’re just feeding fighter jets to the ocean and then the Navy started crying.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Jorge Polanco rips 2 home runs and drives in all 5 runs for the @Mariners.
Final Score Graphic 4/29/25
Angels 3 (12-16), Mariners 5 (17-12)
Pictured: Jorge Polanco poses with the home run trident after one of his two home runs in Tuesday's game. He is wearing a white Mariners uniform and blue batting helmet.
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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Only 2 teams in MLB history have overcome a 5+ run deficit to win, hit a grand slam, AND had a walk-off walk: Twins* | 8/27/23 in a 7-6 win Mariners | today in a 7-6 win *Twins 1-and-2 hitters in batting order that day: Donovan Solano & Jorge Polanco. 🤯🤯🤯 #TheMayerGWS
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phylan @phylan.website · 01/04/2025
hey can we get the lighting and framing worked out so that we perfectly replicate a Command & Conquer 2: Red Alert cutscene
Pam Bondi looking weird and presumably saying some evil shit
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
We are more back than we've ever been
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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Just thought I'd highlight some women worth celebrating (something I do every day!) on this International Women's Day.
Destoroyah, a giant bat/bug monster Judy, a giant grey monster spitting evil out of her mouth The Xenomorph queen from Aliens Laura Dern as Ellie Satler in jurassic park
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Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"Capitalism could never worsen the crises it creates. This much be communism!" If only someone had written about this...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
At a Hitler rally, shaking my head sternly, holding up a sign that says, “False”
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Be sure to check out coverage of Umpire Pat Hoberg being fired for violating MLB's gambling policy on the FanDuel Sports Network. I am the only person to make this joke.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/01/2025
What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
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Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Not to be Jaded Savvy Guy but Dems are supporting racist anti-migrant policy because they agree with it. It’s not weakness, or capitulation. There’s an emerging national security consensus the US needs a heavily militarized border as climate chaos worsens and 80% of congress Simply Agrees With Trump
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Dark fantasy movie set in a Dark Souls-esque universe, but the camerawork & sensibility have the palette attenuation & orderliness of a Wes Anderson film. A meticulously labelled aside where The Dark Panoply of Grazh'd-Uhr is carefully arranged and illuminated by The Unquenchable Fire of Khrall.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i cant believe she said this
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
all i do in this miserable life is shitting out my hole.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
An Industry Reacts
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californiadreamy.bsky.social @californiadreamy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Acting tough and turning off the replies is 🤌.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Loving hearing Trumps league of extraordinary dipshits and pedophiles getting announced. Great, I love this world
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.
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