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Johnny Keytar

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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nice, this all sounds good 👍
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
There were movies I didn’t see for YEARS that I had elaborate, fanciful impressions of just based on glimpses of the box art in transit every time, in a way that even the record store / book store / library couldn’t quite match
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
THAT'S OUR GUY!!!!
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to prove it but I think the guy that works at this bodega might secretly be a planet Now I know what you're thinking. You're probably wondering what a 'bodega' is. Well a bodega is basically a type of cornerstone that exists only in New York where you can buy food.
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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Is the WBC a false flag to make sure we embrace ABS in 2026? My column:
It was low. Like not even close
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
AI is destroying your brain
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Why does it matter if their additional jobs are teaching related?
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fuck them and fuck you
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You’re a vile little worm
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sometimes
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
MSG
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Ryan Meehan @cryinmeehan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
RIP to michael parenti, many of whose impassioned, penetrating, often amusing lectures are collected on this stealth podcast channel podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
podcasts.apple.com
YellowParenti
Politics Podcast · YellowParenti
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You are an evil person.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We were in first place in this film award voting. A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours. Now it's personal. Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS. Reshare? VOTE! www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
shortoftheyear.com
Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/12/2025
Checkmate, you bitch.
Michael Parenti
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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 11/12/2025
We challenged our colleagues to guess which Baseball Reference player page had the most views in their state this year. 🤔
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a green shirt with the number 082 on the sleeve
Alt: Cal Raleigh of the Seattle Mariners waving at the camera while peering under another player’s arm.
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Family Feud X
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Newsweek headline, Liz Cheney Voted With Trump 93 Percent of Her Congressional Career
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I have no fondness for a guy responsible for the death of a million people, but maybe I am just built different.
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 02/11/2025
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Lookies are back! www.lookoutlanding.com/report-cards...
lookoutlanding.com
Vote for the Fourth Annual Lookout Landing Awards
The only awards that matter
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Yes
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Gary Oldman as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element (1997)
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Go fuck yourselves
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multi celled morganism @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
ROBLES SAVES IT LETS FUCKING GOOOO ASTROS GET FUCKED
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Paint eating grandpa
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
K
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bzzt! Wrongo!
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
don’t fly the flag at half staff because charlie kirk died. fly the flag at half staff because he lived
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
“Why the hell not?” Because it’s counter to their class interests.
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
🫡
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
First of all, again, Don't. Stenographically. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers. Second, the actual headline should be that this is a massive violation of international law. What is journalism, anyway?
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You have the mind of a child
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Send me $60,000 and I’ll be nice to you.
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I think we deserve to live in a world without freaks like you
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
happy anniversary to all who celebrate
Image of victorious Haitians stringing up French army officers. The Haitian Revolution began on this day in 1791.
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Stacey Ghostsulias 👻 @stacegotsbaseball.com · 23/07/2025
Proof that God doesn't exist.
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Mark Armour @markarmour04.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
BREAKING: Public Launch of Satchel Paige Project marklaurencearmour.wordpress.com/2084-2/ There is a short explainer on my website, then you click on the map and see where it takes you. Please pass this around to anyone you think might be interested
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The Satchel Paige Project
Intro Since late 2023 I have been on a quest to log every pitching appearance in the extraordinary life and baseball career of Satchel Paige. From age 19 in Chattanooga, Tennessee, to oldtimers gam…
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The obligation to help mitigate the effects of climate change are on all of us but rest much more heavily on the wealthy and corporations that have been poisoning the planet for decades than it does on you not wanting to sit in a 90 degree apartment and don’t let anyone gaslight you otherwise
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Screenshot showing Megan is a Brianna Wu and JD Vance Follower
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this. If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
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rebecca sylvester ✒️ @hattie.meangirls.online · 27/06/2025
Seattle is the largest city in Washington State, which is known for its apples, which is why they call it "The Big Apple"
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Johnny Keytar @johnnykeytar.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Leech
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
swaggiest individual on the entire World Wide Web
the gentle bearded bespectacled man from the Sandwiches Of History social media accounts wearing his usual flowery button down shirt and rubbing his hands together in anticipation of making another weird sandwich
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