prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i love summer bro my ballsack is easy-access pocket slime 3576
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026editing makes me drink way too many beers man. this the shit i'm supposed to be passionate about. but my passion is a beer. 0430
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026her granddaughter JUST died and her ass smiling doesn't gaf 1879
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026dumbass: prezoh wouold never be shaped like a boot prezoh: 4980
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026when that one guy in the pitt loses his nail and hes like "ah great. 10% off manicures." funniest shit ive ever fucking heard. image unrelated kinda 1380
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026the difference in their smiles. see what happens when you decide to be bisexual instead of 28. 019520
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026at my girlfriend's house. it's like i never left home. there's comfort in knowing she's there and loves me from every angle. she lets me pretend to be gay online. zero judgement. i've never felt this before 1812
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026watching the first episode of the pitt again and everyones like hello i'm a doctor 0330
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I decided to swipe right on the person who i thought was too hot for me and we matched . never give up 0670
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 23/04/2026making a hole thru the keyboard of my laptop so i can fuck it while i'm playing papers please #ninajirachi 0714
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Only i should be able to vote. i would ask bluesky what the wokes want 4793
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026just spending my evening take selfies in the dark with the flash on to see how greasy i can really be 0500
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026penises only really look good in pics. their vibe irl is too perverted especially with the whole ass horny human with a weird voice and opinions attached to it 3892
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Hiya! i'm woke wyatt. you're a white woman? the woman part is nice and enticing but the white part i could take or leave honestly. 110511
prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the person who posted this? i will ruin his fucking life. 41534
