Reposted by Chase BurkeMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20hnot sure why I made this but now you have to see it 8774692906
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 18hPeasant: "My sick daughter needs help." Geralt, having taken all his loose coin, beer, and emeralds: "First, let's talk about my reward." 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 21hYoung Gandalf gets his report card. Young Radagast: "How'd you do? Did you pass? Did you pass, Gandalf? Gandalf, did you pass? Hmm?" YG: "I..." 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dark Matter S2E05 is crazy good and comes out of nowhere. It can also be viewed without the rest of S2 if you've only seen S1. Just some really beautiful and slightly heartbreaking TV. 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893712652
Reposted by Chase BurkeMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be 992872575
Reposted by Chase BurkeCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“38 Most Influential BlueSky Posters” 416527
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apart from the obvious here, it's pretty damning of our culture that even when people have insurance, they still don't see a doctor regularly. There's so many reasons: can't afford copays, don't trust doctors (some with good reason!), can't take time off, worried about an expensive diagnosis, etc. 231
Reposted by Chase BurkeMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it. 371875529
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is the image booth frightening and pathetic? Yes. But have you considered that the quote is also illegible? 100
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Announcing my new project, for National Security purposes, just a big ol' Pile of Money. The Pile will have a single loaded handgun on top of it for rapid response. Now you might be thinking "it's illegal to source the Pile from Medicare" but National Security National Security National Security 001
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Getting kicked off The Traitors because I keep picking up the dog and calling her my baby. Every time other players try to talk to me about the game I'm just like "where do you think that dog is?" 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026YT thumbnail: Man DESTROYS the Left by making a summer salad 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026National Parks has announced it will find and execute bigfoot. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every cop show has a psychologist like "in my fraudulent opinion, The Man Who Eats Blood has demonstrated genuine contrition and no longer poses a threat to himself and his future victims." 110
Reposted by Chase BurkeGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026Thinking of/with antiwar activist A. J. Muste: 12421334
Reposted by Chase BurkeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point 834702805
Reposted by Chase BurkeGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nick Fuentes is much closer to the GOP establishment (he had dinner with Trump!) than Piker is to the Dems but despite both being “anti-Israel” only one is viewed as politically unacceptable 240053
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Court wizard: sire, I have had visions of an ouroboros. The king, who does not like or remember nerd shit: you had a vision of... a man sucking his own dick? 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One thing I love about KCD2 is how much you the up caring about small stakes. Some guy is trying to frame a lady for stealing from the pantry because he got caught watering down the monastery wine? Welcome to the shitlist, pal. I'm going to disintegrate you. You cannot escape me. 061
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It took the purchase of a light colored rug to teach me to eat with more dignity than a starving wolf. 110
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Words cannot express my loathing for people like LaRosa who talk about how government works like someone explaining to their dog how they hid a pill in peanut butter. I guess thanks for making your contempt for democracy explicit, but I could taste the Benadryl, man. 020
Reposted by Chase BurkeMatt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Re/: the taskmaster Tower task. There was a physics joke/story in a textbook describing a question a teacher gave on a test: Using only a barometer explain how you would determine the height of the school building. According to the joke, answers included.... 4274
Reposted by Chase Burkealix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here. 5949491462
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dems watching Mamdani surge in popularity after promising good governance and not giving in to right-wing talking points: this is a dangerous trend that we have to stop. 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/20263 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment 212309613
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Guy who invited Altman and then asks what they should do 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Robot vacuums will look up and shout "Replace side brush!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." 010
Reposted by Chase Burkebort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i think if i ever run for office i will use my once-in-lifetime “political savvy” to observe the fact my opponents are demented nazi pedophiles 554243
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm not going to be lectured about nuclear weapons by someone who looks like a Fallout ghoul. 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Lanterns pleasantly surprised me. I watched it to kill some time, but now I look forward to it. The mystery in the show gives them something to do, but it's not what the show is about. But if you go on Reddit, most people treat watching it like they'll win a prize if they guess the "twist". 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128592642
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We are the dads of grandsons of grandads you couldn't... wait a minute. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The powerful dishwasher lobby wants you to think you can't eat takeout every night. 020
Reposted by Chase BurkeAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026This is an absolutely catastrophic data breach of an identity verification vendor 150+ million drivers license scans that includes photos, address, license numbers etc. It includes Pete Hegseth, security researchers, and even the deputy director of the FBI. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-... 271658689
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Voices have gotta be one of the all time disembodied things. 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Half the podcasts I listen to now are basically just the scene from Dogma where the angels are listing the board members' crimes. 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026logging in to see that the main story is our big baby president wants to rename a lake 0312
Reposted by Chase BurkeUnion Jobs @unionjobs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026SEIU Local 221 seeks an Organizing Director to be based in San Diego, CA. Details can be found at: www.unionjobs.com/listing/2780... #1u #UnionStrong #UnionsForAll @seiu.org 11411
Reposted by Chase BurkeChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026when democrats in congress learn about a streamer 427442
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
