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Travis View @travisview.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wealthy thrillseeker eats a three egg omelette and boards a commercial flight.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
so stoked they finally figured out who jack the ripper is. can’t wait to see that asshole behind bars where he belongs.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Slashed zero (0̸), a representation of the number 0 (zero) to distinguish it from the letter O
Slashed letter 'O' (O̸), a representation of the letter O to distinguish it from the number 0 (zero)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025
drake has died
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
None of the Jurassic Park sequels have brought back Mr DNA in any capacity afaik and I think that’s the real problem.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
deer 911: what’s your emergency? deer: I saw a thing! deer 911: what’s it doing? deer: it’s moving! deer 911: oh deer deer: oh deer
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9to5Mac @9to5mac.com · 05/02/2025
iPhone apps found on App Store with malware that reads your screenshots for key data
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iPhone apps found on App Store with malware that reads your screenshots for key data
One of the promises of the App Store is that anything you download has gone through a vetting process by Apple. But occasionally, iPhone apps with malicious code slip through the cracks. And today, researchers at Kaspersky have reported on new malware…
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
in these troubled times it’s important that we all remember one thing. crab insurance: it’s insurance for crabs
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
[AT&T] SALESMAN: can I interest you in our family plan BATMAN: [just starts crying]
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/02/2025
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you post bad?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/02/2025
i reply to emails, but then more emails arrive? what is this horse shit
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
imagine if they pulled out the groundhog from his hole and he was wearing jeans
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Beeves, but over here @beevesoftime.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Today’s ADHD bright side: when you get fast food and you get so excited about the milkshake that you’re halfway through it before you remember holy shit I also have more food Gets me every time
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/01/2025
people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
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Beeves, but over here @beevesoftime.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sometimes “taking a day off” with ADHD isn’t restful at all you just sort of roll around in bed and pace from room to room trying to remember how to relax but you can’t because your brain is full of caffeinated chihuahuas and they WON’T SHUT UP
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Jon Gonzo 🦇 @coldfangs.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I don't give a damn how soon you posted something. If I like it, Imma hit the like.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
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The Verge @theverge.com · 09/01/2025
How to delete your Facebook account
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How to delete your Facebook account
If you want to leave Facebook, here’s how to get your data and delete your account.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2025
Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now theonion.com/nation-...
Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 10/01/2025
you can achieve anything if you believe in yourself
Headline (with accompanying photo to drive the headline home): Mountain Lion that made schools go into Lockdown turned out to be a 'Fat Ass Cat'
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
thing’s own website, thing’s wikipedia page. those should always be the top 2 results on google
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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miomancer @miomancer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/12/2024
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation theonion.com/christmas-tr...
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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parker higgins @xor.blue · 25/12/2024
man with that christopher nolan movie coming up, good luck getting your hands on a first edition copy of the odyssey
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Mandy is a christmas movie
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Meme with a photo of a cat sitting in an office chair at a desk with an old CRT monitor, keyboard and mouse. All at a size appropriate for a cat. Text overlaid reads "you live only once so try to spend as much time on the computer as possible"
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit theonion.com/o-j-simpson-...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024
‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy theonion.com/the-harvest-...
‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy

-The Onion
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Has science gone too far?
Two guys standing in front of a barn with the tagline "We're REAL CHEESE people"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
First date idea: sternly walking around the restaurant with a clipboard and eating one item off each table’s appetizer plate
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you're my friend you don't need a therapist, a personal trainer, or a financial advisor. I will give you an extremely inadequate version of all those services for free
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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Reservoir Rat / Game Boy / Take Two Interactive / 1998
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 22/11/2024
ordered cheese tortellini in beef broth at the Italian deli for lunch, which I believe counts as a soup and as we all know all soups are healthy, follow me for more diet tips
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Midnight Ivy @midnightivy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I do not relate to this AT ALL 😂😂🤪 #tarotsky
Tarot card meme-
Me: I’m gonna get shit done this weekend (8 of pentacles, a man working)
Also me: 3 of cups (3 ladies dancing)
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Stewart Bint 📖 @stewartbint.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Here’s one for all you proofreaders.
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