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I only post memes on this account, so enjoy my carefully curated selection I guess. Like one or two a day maybe.

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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A meme that shows a man (Nathan Fielder) in an oversized grey suit jacket standomg inside a movie theater lobby. The text "Movie theater: no outside food or drinks" is written at the top and "Me:" above the man. Several boxes of candy are tucked awkwardly into the jacket, and individual Skittles pieces are falling out of the lower jacket pocket.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A multi panel meme with two columns titled "Universe Lore" on the left and "Universe Gameplay" on the right.  using scenes from SpongeBob SquarePants. The left column shows a swirling spiral galaxy, a dinosaur facing a meteor strike, and an ancient Mayan-style city. The right column screenshots from SpongeBob SquarePants with an unamused fish character in day to day situations: stuck in a traffic jam while driving a boat, working at a computer in an office cubicle, and staring blankly out a window.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Meme with two people on a bus looking out opposite windows. On the sunny left side, a smiling person looks out at a bright landscape, labeled "me when I find a cool stick." On the gloomy right side, a sad person faces a dark cliff wall, labeled "billionaires with only ten yachts."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Meme with a close up shot of a bowl containing an amber colored liquid, possibly broth. White text overlaid across the middle reads "explaining myself is too much work just judge me"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Meme with a picture of an elderly person looking down thoughtfully while resting their chin on their hands, which are crossed over the handle of a cane. Text overlaid on the centre of the image reads "How it feels to mistake an AI image for a real image"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A two panel meme with "WHO WOULD WIN" at the top. The left side lists and illustrates an assortment of food from a page in Eric Carle's children's book The Very Hungry Caterpillar:  an apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, cake, ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, a cupcake, and watermelon. The right side shows the collage style illustration of the caterpillar from The Very Hungry Caterpillar, labeled as "1 very hungry boi."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
a meme captioned "girls deciding on an ig story" featuring a white 3D stick figure holding its head in stress at a 3-way forking path. The path to the left is labeled "proof of social life" and shows photos of matcha drinks and friends on a night out. The path to the centre is  labeled "Documenting the endless war crimes of the American government" and the right path is labeled "gay memes," which features colorful, internet-style meme images.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A meme with a cartoon showing two people sitting on opposite sides of the same bus. On the left side the person sadly looks out the window at a dark, gloomy rock wall. On the right, a smiling person looks out the window at a bright, sunny mountain landscape. Both sides feature the text overlay: "you have to be the one that saves you."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A two panel meme with a soldier in camouflage gear, goggles, and a face covering, sitting on an armored vehicle in a heavily devastated, war-torn city. In the top panel, the soldier looks back with text overlaid that says "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but". The bottom panel zooms in closely on the soldier's masked face and says "Its gonna get way worse".
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A meme with two horseshoe crabs at the bottom. On the left, a horseshoe crab is flipped onto its back, while the one on the right remains upright. Above them, white text reads: "If we were both horseshoe crabs and you ended up getting turned over because of the unforgiving ocean currents I would use all of the strength I gained from opportunistic bottom-feeding to turn you back over." This is all set on a bright pink to purple gradient background
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Need this (I'm a teacher)
Meme coffee mug that is white with black text on it that reads "they are planning to hurt me at work tomorrow"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Meme with the text "YEAH I'M INTO BDSM" at the top, while at the bottom it says "BIO-DIVERSITY SUPPORTING MEADOWS." The text is overlaid on a photo of a field densely packed with wildflowers.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy mother's day to those that deserve it
Meme with the text "Mom: come unload the groceries. Me and my siblings:" at the top. Below, four photos show people wearing ridiculous or poorly fitted footwear: one person wears white socks with slide sandals, another has a single foot crammed into a giant flip-flop, a third wears black socks with yellow thong sandals, and the last sports a grey athletic sock paired with a black high-heeled pump.Meme with a classical painting of a medieval knighting ceremony showing a tall woman in a regal white gown, labeled "my mom," holding a sword, labelled "gracias", to the shoulder of a kneeling man in chainmail, who is labeled "the Japanese waiter in a Japanese restaurant"An advertisement for "Howard Johnson's" featuring a picture of Joan Crawford's face on the left. On the right, large blue text reads "Let's Eat Out Ladies!" Two women in vintage 1950s attire are shown at the bottom right. At the very bottom, text reads "Put away the skillet, Mom, tonight is Ladies' Night at Howard Johnson's."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Meme with the caption "Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair and sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short hair" above four movie stills of actor Karl Urban. The top two images show him with long, flowing hair, on the left as Éomer in The Lord of the Rings, and on the right as Ghost in Pathfinder. The bottom two images show him with short, cropped hair: on the left as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy in Star Trek, on the right as a space marine called Reaper in the film version of Doom.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A two panel meme from the video game Super Mario 64. In the first panel, Mario stands at the edge of a snowy cliff holding a small baby penguin. In the second panel, he has dropped the penguin into the abyss. Above the panels, text reads "Imagine getting to heaven and Jesus pulls up this footage of you playing Mario 64 in 1997"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A meme with a quote by Richard Jones at the top: "The unemployed, as a consequence of these detrimentally rationalizing bureaucratic practices, are rendered - but never portrayed - as "sacrificial victims" to the underlying dysfunctionality of the prevailing economic order (neoliberalism), and are collectively "symbolically" punished for the fact that they're socially unable to contribute to the continued "health" of the economy..."

Below this quote is a black-and-white cartoon showing a massive crowd of people being funneled into a doorway labeled "JOB-SEEKING BUREAUCRATIC PROCESS (RITUALISED HUMILIATION)." Immediately to the left of this busy entrance is another doorway labeled "JOBS," but it is closed with a large sign over the door that simply says "NONE"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
a meme with the heading "The Pros and Cons of Ideas" with a black and white illustration of a man's head with a wide, manic grin. Below the illustration is a simple two-column chart with "pro" and "con" columns. Under the "PRO" heading is "Anybody can have one," and under the "CON" heading is the same: "Anybody can have one."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A four panel meme edit of a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

 In the first panel, Calvin's dad says "There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud." 

In panel 2 Calvin's dad says "Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud." Calvin's dad is pointing at a record and Calvin replies, "YEAH..."

In panel 3 Calvin's dad says "The stock market looks like gambling, but it's actually fraud." 

The fourth panel shows Calvin wide-eyed and unable to sleep in his bed.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A meme with Bugs Bunny in a black tuxedo and bow tie against a solid black background. He has a smug, confident expression. To his left, text reads "I wish all AI Data Center Developers a very Financially Devastating AI bubble pop."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Meme with a digital illustration of a glowing, circuit-like human brain resting on a microprocessor at the top, with a yellow arrow pointing down toward the orange and white Temu logo. Text overlaid on the image reads "ai is the TEMU of the mind"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A meme/edit of a Peanuts comic featuring the characters Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy sits on the grass holding a football, looking up at a skeptical Charlie Brown with a smile. A speech bubble coming from Lucy has been edited to read "This time we'll bring freedom and democracy to the Middle East"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A four panel Expanding Brain meme format. In the first panel, the text reads "Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome" is paired with a standard X-ray of a brain. The second panel uses the acronym "POTS" next to a brain beginning to glow with purple energy. The third panel says "My heart goes fast when I get up" next to a brain emitting a bright white light. The final panel says "Standn't" next to an image of a brain emitting bright rays of light
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does this count as a meme
A meme (?) presentation slide projected on a screen in a dimly lit room, partially obscured by a red tasseled lampshade. The headline reads: "Polyamory was created by PMs to sell calendar software." and the slide lists an objective to "increase calendar utilization" with a goal of "avg 3+ overlapping commitments per user".
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A meme where Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants is dragging a screaming SpongeBob across the floor of the Krusty Krab while SpongeBob grips the floor. Text overlaid at the top and bottom reads "LINENS AREN'T FRAGILE, YOU'RE GOING IN THE MACHINE"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Meme with a young child with spiky hair and small, red-tinted sunglasses talking on a chunky black cell phone. He has a serious expression, and the caption at the bottom reads "Listen, if the flyer is made with AI I'm not going"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A meme showing a corgi with a cigarette in it's mouth, sitting on a rocky riverbank, its back to the camera, gazing out over the water. Beside the dog sits a green glass bottle of beer and a pack of cigarettes. Superimposed text over the image reads "No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A meme titled "That one friend that's too into girlhood methods of narrating the self" featuring a young black person with braided hair positioned in the center, surrounded by a collage of items that include a friendship bracelet kit, a purple electronic toy diary, a locked unicorn journal, a sheet of sparkly dolphin stickers, a multi-room dollhouse and a scrapbook with pressed flowers.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Meme with an array of heirloom tomatoes in various preparations for eating: some are whole and deeply ribbed, while others are sliced open and salted, or served on toast. In the top left, a list of words says "Friend," "Girlfriend," "Boyfriend," and "Best friend" with red underlining the "end" in each word. Then the text says "Only" which is continued with text at the bottom that says "heirloom tomato Has no END"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Meme titled "The spatula stopping me from closing the drawer:" above a photo of a person in a blue tracksuit suspending themself horizontally across a hallway, with hands pressed firmly against one wall and feet braced against the opposite wall.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A six panel meme titled "There are 6 types of gay men" with 6 different Pokemon in a 3x2 grid: the top row features Jynx, Machoke, and Jigglypuff. The bottom row shows Lickitung, Mr. Mime in a green and yellow shirt, and Snorlax sleeping peacefully while holding a bunch of bananas.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Meme with a photo of an orange traffic cone standing on a sidewalk next to a shiny vehicle. The reflection of the cone on the car door is warped and distorted due to the vehicle's curves, creating a silhouette that looks like a large butt plug. Superimposed on the left side is the white text "believe in yourself".
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A meme with the text "Mentally, I'm in the I spy clutter" over the top of four pictures of organized clutter from the "I Spy" kid's puzzle books. The top left quadrant shows wooden blocks, buttons, and vintage photographs. The top right quadrant displays colorful gems, playing cards, dice, and miscellaneous plastic toys scattered on a clean white surface. The bottom left quadrant features a brightly lit Christmas tree filled with glowing, multicolored bulb lights and vintage ornaments. The bottom right quadrant shows a collection of playing cards, a red checkers box and other old fashioned children's toys.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A three panel meme: the top panel shows a bear labeled "Autism" and a wolf labeled "ADHD" facing each other with noses almost touching in a snowy forest scene, set beneath the header text "me trying to get dressed." The bottom left panel features a close-up of a bear's face (suggesting the wolf's POV in the top picture) with the text "wanting to dress simply and comfortably." The bottom right panel shows a close-up of the wolf (suggesting the bear's POV), with a goofy wild eyed expression and its teeth bared, accompanied by the text "wanting to wear a cool hat and a bunch of jewelry to represent myself fully."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A four panel meme captioned at the top "The Four Horsemen of the Neurodivergent." Each panel shows a dark, skeletal horseman riding a horse. The top left panel is orange tinted and says "Loud noise." The top right panel is purple tinted and says "Bad texture." The bottom left panel is teal tinted and says "Alterations to a comfort food." The bottom right panel is monochrome and says "Change in plans."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A meme featuring Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid entirely coloured over to be a single purple segment, with the text "games where your mouse cursor turns into a little gauntlet" in it. Surrounding the diagram are various pixelated gauntlet shaped mouse cursors that were typical in classic computer RPGs and strategy games.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A meme with a Venn diagram that compares "Drive-time DJs" on the left circle and "Sisyphus" on the right circle. The overlap is "Bringing you the same great classic rock night after night.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Meme with a retro synthwave style digital illustration with a dark purple starry sky at the top and a glowing pink neon grid floor at the bottom. Across the center of the image is a solid black horizontal bar containing white text that reads "It's okay to feed your car a curb as a little treat sometimes"
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Meme with a four quadrant chart showing how outcomes are effected by how much you worry about it. The rows are labeled "worry about something" and "don't worry about something," while the columns are labeled "something goes poorly" and "something goes well." The top left quadrant is red and states "suffer twice" for worry X things go poorly intersect. The top right and bottom left quadrants are yellow and both state "suffer once," corresponding to the intersects of worrying when things go well and not worrying when things go poorly, respectively. The bottom right quadrant is green and states "don't suffer" for the not worrying X things go well intersect.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Meme with an eclectic collection of items on a pale pink background arranged around the centered text, "I'm like if a junk drawer was a person". Surrounding the text are: a fish-shaped stapler, a pink Hello Kitty camera, a cluster of colorful glass gems, ornate silver scissors, a quirky yellow sun creature, a cross-stitched green dinosaur in a wooden hoop, a beaded bracelet with the word "GANGLE", a plastic strawberry, a pink lace heart bow, small glass perfume bottles, crayons, a pile of colorful buttons, a silver rabbit pin cushion, a silver crescent moon face, and various gold sun and star charms. Oh and some Crayola crayons that have been whittled into figures. I think that's it.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Meme with a close-up photo of a white cat with large, glassy eyes filled with tears. Text overlaid at the bottom reads, "Lord please take this gas from my stomach and put it in my car. Amen."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Meme featuring a photo of a white cat sitting on a large white furry blanket thats stretched out on the back of a couch. It is difficult to see where the car ends and the blanket begins. Below it, a comic drawing interprets the cat as a giant, rectangular block (as though the white blanket is the cats body), saying "Meow" to a shocked little black cat.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Meme showing a person in a white summer dress standing on grass with text overlaid reading "goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season".
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Meme with a periodic table titled "Can I lick it?" color-coded by safety levels. The elements are coded: green for "Sure, go for it," yellow for "Maybe not the best idea," red for "Please don't do that," and purple for "See you on the other side." I'm not qualified to know exactly how accurate it actually is but it seems to be mostly accurate from my limited chemistry knowledge.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Meme styled like a cheap advertisement on a website. The top half is an image of the character Mufasa from the Lion King. Below him the text reads: "Remember Him? Well, He Died. Learn how to cripple a long-standing Constitutional Monarchy with this one weird trick." At the bottom, it says "sponsored by: hyenaviolence.edu" next to a "READ MORE" button.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A four panel meme with the caption "REMEMBER WHAT YOU’RE FIGHTING FOR" at the top. The panels are- 
Top left: An aerial view of a suburban neighborhood with rows of identical houses and gray roofs.
Top right: A dense traffic jam on a multi-lane highway, showing dozens of cars tightly packed together.
Bottom left: A young person lying in bed in the dark, illuminated by the glow of the phone they're holding.
Bottom right: A group of elderly people sitting slumped over in wheelchairs and chairs in a dimly lit common room of what looks like a nursing home.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A two panel meme. The top panel shows two large capsules: a blue one labeled "showering in the morning" and a red one labeled "showering at night." The bottom panel shows a gloved hand reaching into a massive pile of only red capsules, with text overlaying the hand, that reads "people with common sense."
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A meme with Bugs Bunny standing formally in a black tuxedo. To his left, white text reads, "i wish all Harry Potter fans a very DIFFERENT BOOK."
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