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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

that one task i should probably get done today ❌ MEMORY LOST the one interaction i had that one time in 2022 which makes me cringe every time i think about it ✅ MEMORY PRESERVED FOREVER

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They titiled the new Pedro Pascal classical music drama Behemoth. Shoulda called it Tár Wars

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Brendan Keyport @bkey1970.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Damnit, @theneedling.com -- you owe me a laptop after I spotted this and did a spit take.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 18/09/2026

New AI Literacy Program Awards Students Free Pizza If They Don’t Know How to Read Books Anymore: tinyurl.com/sdxp58dm

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Coen Bro’s Dune

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026

Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm

Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy

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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

nobody meep. roadrun the jewels.

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One guy says to another "leta settle this in a DRAG RACE"

And then there's two cars....
And they're both in drag.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/08/2026

Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x

Cop sliding parking violation envelope reading "Parking Mariner Ticket" with a visible Mariner ticket peeking out under a windshield wiper as a man in the background brings a palm to his forehead.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

They should get to go to heaven for a few years before faceless angels grab them and cast them down.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

He lost me. I wasn't registered at my new address so I dipped and drove three hours to my old polling place to vote for Bob Fucking Dole. What put me over was him launching an invasion of Haiti a few months later because Walmat needed cheap Tshirts.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Palps gets frustrated over small portion sizes and when he gets back to the US he's like UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS!

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/07/2026

America is a country that thinks Vietnam went down like that because hippies gave Real Man Warfighters low T with incessant whining about peace & love and each subsequent military disaster sprouts directly from that belief

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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Someone needs to lock Matt Damon in his fucking house. You know how much money we've spent bringing his ass back home???

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 15/07/2026

1. Military dude takes chemicals to suppress his own Testosterone. 2. Goes to doctor, gets prescription for HRT. 3. Gets his unnecessary, free, high quality Testosterone on gov insurance 4. Sells it to "that one dude from San Diego" Now people will drive to military bases to get their discount T

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"Mouse and Bear Try Cocaine" would be a banger of a kids' book.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

With apologies to Stephen Jay Gould I am, somehow, less interested in the light weight and absent convolutions of David Brooks’ brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent comprise the editorial boards of every major American news media outlet.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Birds aren't real. They are integer. (Except waterfowl, which are float)

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/06/2026

I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Zero (0) of Epstein's victims had the ability to self-fund litigation against Epstein or anyone like him. The only way they had any chance is through contingency fee representation. Everyone in Big Law knows that, they sneer at it anyway because they know it's morally superior to their work.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Just told a joke on the plane and it went over a million people’s heads

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

lmao

The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This is especially salient since Orwell himself was a cop in colonial India.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I told 'em not to bury this mf at Pet Sematary but nooooo of course they did

Bonzi Buddy, browser bloatware that's a purple ape with a banana in one hand and spinning a purple globe in the other.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/04/2026

Our representatives are nasty work man. They really don’t know they are public servants. They think they are nobles. But then they don’t want to be treated as such by the people.

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Kiran @kirancodes.me · 08/04/2026

Ran into one of my old college buddies today dude was one of the most cracked devs I knew. like reverse engineer a os from binary cracked found out she transitioned. I asked her why, and this hit me like a ton of bricks, "kiran, a computer contains no techbros, but millions of trans sisters"

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

history’s first pope truly equipped to appreciate a visit from the Harlem Globetrotters

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 07/04/2026

Blue Origin Lander Delivered to Wrong Moon: tinyurl.com/yz49j6du

Blue Origin's lunar landing system on top of copper Europa moon with Jupiter in the background.

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I have concerns about the landers for next Artemis missions SpaceX: Crashes into lunar surface during full self-landing Blue Origin: Lands on wrong moon. No way to determine which moon it landed on from the pictures that come back

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/03/2026

LUDACRIS: when i move you move THEM: just like that? LUDACRIS: no. i did not say ‘simon says’. you are out

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Rose Horowitch is the Conor Friedersdorf of Megan McArdles

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/03/2026

it’s Dune Dune Dune but pronounced like the classic musical suspense sting

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Shirley Leung, PhD @shirleyswirley.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Oh there’s absolutely zero doubt in my mind that we should be eminently domain-ing waaay more stuff. Waterfront mansions and private golf courses to turn into parks and social housing to start. It’s a huge net benefit to society

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