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Doccer (dissociation football)

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floats like an anchor, stings like a moth. he/him with occasional hee/haw

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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, an experience common enough in Charlotte that we had a t-shirt about it. Charlotte was PTL headquarters. They even had a theme park--Heritage USA
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nope, one of these:
Back of a tow truck with a wheel lift.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This gesture gonna make a comeback.
USSR temperance poster showing a handsome young soviet man in a suit refusing a glass of alcohol with a sideways outstretched hand.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
T800 terminator asks the more-advanced T1000 a simple arithmetic problem over the phone and the T1000 gives a long-winded wrong answer.
T800 then tells John Connor his foster parents are dead.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cylons
One of the Sharon Cylons from Battlestar Galactica holding a Five seveN with some weird attachment on the front.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Viking longcats plied the medieval couches, pillaging and shedding as they went.
A looong tortoiseshell cat on a couch wearing a horned "viking" helmet.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
computer, enhance
The lady in purple pajamas is wearing four crucifixes around her neck.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I told 'em not to bury this mf at Pet Sematary but nooooo of course they did
Bonzi Buddy, browser bloatware that's a purple ape with a banana in one hand and spinning a purple globe in the other.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A hand holding up a yellow loghtsaber that's lit.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Epic handshake: trans
Left shaker: gender
Right shaker: mission
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
TF does "Wecakrioq Gaamq" mean? Is that some kinda acronym?
Cartoonish drawing of a bearded guy wearing a blue hat that says "Wecakrioq Gaamq"
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This episode aired right about then.
Principal Skinner asking himself if he's out of touch, then answering himself that it's the childrem who are wrong.

From 1994.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Believe it or not, Muppet ESB was a thing.
Luke Skywalker, Miss Piggy, Kermit and Yoda hanging out together on the Dagobah set for Empire Strikes Back
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This here's on the old federal building in downtown Seattle.
Plaque on said building reading: "
A W MELLON
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
JAMES A WETMORE
ACTING SUPERVISING ARCHITECT
1931"
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Bees made me communist, too
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Fox and Friends transcript from September 10th, 2025 wherein Brian Kilmeade suggests lethal injections for mentally ill homeless people.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Leonardo Dicaprio recognizing meme.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The RT is just *chefkiss*
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The Atlantic is being extremely Atlanticky. For a second I thought it was a @theonion.com style parody.
The Atlantic's landing page from 2026-09-03.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Please tell us how many fascist/tyrannical armies are present in this picture:
Painting of USA and CSA forces in close combat during the American Civil War.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I will see your hog grower and raise you a lip wizard.
A green label that says

TRANSteC®
We make it Easy.
Instructions for Use:
Lubricate bore, shaft, and piston
assembly. Square piston to shaft and bore.
When possible install the inside lip first.
Insert the Lip Wizard ™ installation disk between shaft and inside lip; roll disk around perimeter of shaft to install lip.
Repeat for outside lip. Gently apply an even downward pressure until piston bottoms in bore.
Lip Wizard™
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The Big Clebowski (2025)
Lee Pace playing a stoner version of Brother Day confronting the haughty AI avatar of the original Brother Day, from Foundation S3E4.

Not pictured: pet ferret or the courtesan that really tied the room together, maaan
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
He lives in the same world we do. It's comforting to believe that the problem here is ignorance or obstinance. The problem is evil people who revel in cruelty. Sarte nailed 'em perfectly.
Jean-Paul Sartre, Anti Semite and Jew, 1945: "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Photoshopped Ben Garrison cartoon in which Karl Marx has an enormous schlong that is being lifted by three people in working clothes.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What's your color preference?
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They are laughing at us.
An orca that looks like it's laughing.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
There's a whole movie about that
Sheriff Brody on a crowded beach in Jaws (1975)
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Middleeastmaster:
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hit dogs holler.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You know what else was legal and had due process? Jim Crow. Not real hard to figure out which side of this poll you'd have been on.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Kid: There was a president named James K. Polk? Me:
Johns Flansburgh and Linnell of They Might Be Giants holding a ukelele and accordion, respectively, and with glowing laser eyes.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Real Genius warned us
A classroom with no students where tape recorders are at the students' desks and there's a tape player where the teacher should be.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Hi Darren AI-ronofsky, please make a short film that has the same effect as a dril skeet on my brain. Darren AI-ronofsky:
The end of the movie Pi (dir. Darren Aronofsky) where the main character Max drills a hole in his brain in front of a bathroom mirror.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I fixed your headline, @cnn.com
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
That's unfair. To worms.
From the Worms game series, a cartoon worm with a shotgun in one hand and a rocket launcher in the other.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Every time Andor intersects with Rebels:
Luke Skywalker, Miss Piggy, Yoda, and Kermit the Frog on the Dagobah set.  Photo from the filming of The Empire Strikes Back.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
For reference, 22K people block jordanbpeterson People here don't like bigots. GB2X
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
George W Bush being told "a second plane"
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Evergreen:
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
So did Queen
Album cover art to Queen's album Hot Space
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Twitter post from fuckthem00n:

Fly me to the moon
Let me kick it’s fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon jiujitsu class
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My fault, sorry.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Computer, enhance
Gen AI image showing how well it understands the concept of fingers with an image of a hand drawing a bow Mediterranean style but the bowstring is in front of the fingers.  Also the arrow's fletching is super messed up.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
That was a for real joke about Ratzinger
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Proper reaponse:
A bus with a "work at Anduril" ad and someone spraypainted "DON'T" in huge letters
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wish I could agree, but there's no world where Bosnia was a genocide and Gaza isn't. Lipstadt thinks otherwise. She has become what she once fought. 2021-2025.state.gov/u-s-delegati...
Q: Your academic work is centered on the Holocaust. Is hearing what’s happening in Gaza described as a genocide triggering in any way? 
A: There’s a definition of genocide. You can say this is a tragedy; many people in Gaza are not supporters of Hamas. You can say the suffering is immense and without a seeming end. But that’s not a genocide.

Deborah Lipstadt interview in Time, 2024Q: Does it work the other way? If ­Israel is delegitimized—a big word inside Israel—are Jews more vulnerable? 
A: I think so. I think in many places, yes. And we also have to think about it. You want to talk about a genocide? Talk about the genocide of the Uighurs.

Deborah Lipstadt interview in Time, 2024
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
See how stupid that is? Why fence at all? Why not measure stuff like lunge power and tidal volume and bone density and declare a winner that way? Or, here's an idea: we could study real-world performance of actual trans people as they transition, like the US Air Force did. Guess what they found?
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Paul Reiser as Carter Burke in Aliens saying "Excuse me, we're on the same side. Please don't accuse me of hysterics - not ok." as Vasquez looks on in utter disgust.
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Doccer (dissociation football) @joedobner.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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