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she/he lesbian cartoonist from 66 million bc 🔞 www.patreon.com/cw/afterdarkchomp 🔞

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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 5h
megatron rising line i need you to be the hero i deserve
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I've believed for years that Monday is not actually the worst day of the week. At least you have all of Sunday to brace for it. Tuesday tho? Tuesday can get fucked that's the devil's day. That's the day where it really sinks in that you're not even close to done.
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"beware", "be aware", and "be wary" all have the same entomological root: if youre in a place with a be, you need to know ware it is
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 8h
60s star sapphire: this evil broad wants to kill all men! 2000s star sapphire: this morally complex broad wants to kill all men!
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 8h
gltas' biggest crime was dropping their certified milf after only two episodes
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 11h
13 issues of batman's gear having detailed data charts leading up to this moment is about as good as comics get
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 13h
tried drawing all day and didnt like one thing
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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 21h
option 1: rona is just freaked out by darth maul option 2: rona somehow watched Solo to the end and was furious that darth maul just randomly shows up option 3: she doesn't give a shit about darth maul but thinks it's funny to needle noel by telling him that's why she won't watch star wars
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banana from Path of Titans
colorful illustration of Eurhinosaurus, an ichtyosaur with a long upper jaw, colored yellow with brown spots like a ripe banana. it has large brown eyes and is smiling. the name "Banana" is written out in yellow and brown bubble letters.
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they're all family to me
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Victor DKM Lhuillier @victordkm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Super Mario Kart - 1992
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snake & spell @decobray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flirty snake
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Reasonable Owl @reasonableowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cute witch sketching
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イリア 🌾 @omgktoetoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Meryl I feel you #trigun #millymeryl
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #179 (1978)

Spider-Man reaches over between two men from the back seat of a car to pull the steering wheel off his mount.

Spider-Man: Mind if I BORROW this, chuckles?
Goon: NO! The STEERING WHEEL!?!
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Goodman has been cast as Morshu in the Legend of Zelda movie
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you can tell vincent d'onofrio used everything he learned in the making of full metal jacket to bring the exact same level of intensity to a character who suffers a mental breakdown that leads to a murder-suicide as to a character who had to hear "we built this city" twice in one day
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more of this worm. he reminds me of a convenience store or gas station logo
three flat color drawings of a long bodied worm or snake like fantasy creature with six wings and a body that is striped with black on top, then blue, then red, and then yellow on the underside. it appears to be crying.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay now that i've watched through all three lotr movies again i feel confident in my take that it's total bullshit this guy lived
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so depressing to see people my age start turning against The Youngs Like cmon man. You must remember the endless deluge of "millennial are killing x" op eds. You must remember how stupid and obviously wrong they were. Why are you buying into that shit now that it's aimed at someone else
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
saw YouTube video called "The Pain of Naruto". i'll take "actually watching it" for 400 alex. aaand send 🙂 ALIENS WATCHING ME: wowwwww 👽👽 ALIEN 1: she actually just fumbled a jeopardy riff. ALIEN 2: insane ALIEN 1: how does she think that'll scan??? ALIEN 2: i don't know man. i do not fucking know
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watched Return of the King and only cried like a big dumb baby twice this time
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Gandalf was just cutting down fools with his sword. He didn't actually give a fuck about spells.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm glad I'm not a streamer and can enjoy copyrighted music on my first time playing a game.
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three people dumbfounded!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Putuk @putukspitsvenom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Had the itch to do some character design, so I made this leech/lamprey/swamp-monster-ish thing. I kinda envision her as a mid-boss in a game who hates her job of waiting for the hero to show up and kick her ass.
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey look at these two pictures of Cate Blanchett for no reason
Photograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit and dark lipstickPhotograph of Cate Blanchett tied to a tree with shibari, wearing a latex suit. She's turned away from the camera with her back arched
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna see Grond tonight 😄
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
cackling laughing this rules. fuck yes. this is what we deserve.
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robin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt .
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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Quel @qlcq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
metroid has good shapes
a black and white drawing of Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous, with simplified shapes
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
apex
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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