Reposted by carrion🐛👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 30/09/2026we shouldn't have to know this, we fought a whole revolutionary war for the privilege of not having to know who our leaders are fucking 1102
Reposted by carrion🐛autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233853752
Reposted by carrion🐛🍉Pacmaeng (DGS)🚩 @dgstudios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(newscaster voice) they’re calling it “skunk rock”. And it’s stinking up the streets. A combination of punk rock and stoner metal, skunk rock can be up to 40 times more potent than the grooviest satanic burners on wax. (Crying mother): jimmy thought he was buying a punk record but it was skunk 021
Reposted by carrion🐛Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials 282083260
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nothing in the show “ted lasso” convinces me that ted lasso smells good 020
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t be like this writer, be like me: guy who has dropped Protomartyr’s “Hotel Usona” into every conversation he’s had for the last 48 hours 130
Reposted by carrion🐛Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sen. John Fetterman says he's a "lifelong Republican" before Major Garrett has to correct him 66942233
Reposted by carrion🐛Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Homeboy was jerking his shit to daguerreotypes most foul 0355
Reposted by carrion🐛Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026Bride & Groom’s Signature Cocktails Laura: Aperol Spritz Scott: The stuff from the beginning of Prometheus 1132328
Reposted by carrion🐛ceej @ceej.online · 19/12/2025Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024 181264151
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the question isn’t if mamdani lacks the authority to arrest netanyahu, the question is does mamdani have the power to get physically close enough to him to “do the thing” 120
Reposted by carrion🐛maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881221
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there is something so funny about racist candidates trying to go woke 181
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are people in the comments impressed by this because there will always be people who’s concept of entertainment and art is “this is bad and sucks shit, exactly like all the shit I consume therefor I love it” 270
Reposted by carrion🐛K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All of the world's top tech minds are making X, The Everything App, relevant! 5943868
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026butthole iconography: poppers on the left, clincher on the right 040
Reposted by carrion🐛francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/09/2026goodnight kitty. goodnight friends. goodnight neighbors. goodnight 8 foot tall obsidian obelisk that appeared in the corner of my room. goodnight moon. 518531
Reposted by carrion🐛Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8475771752
Reposted by carrion🐛Scout Tafoya @honorszombie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers. 322536460
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026imagine the power of a presidential cabinet with ms rachel as the secretary of education and zohran mamdani of secretary of transportation 130
Reposted by carrion🐛I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable *not* recalled this year 327050
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026An American would never forfeit, in the USA you can shit yourself daily and they just elect you president 020
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if I start losing followers based on my movie takes from just today, I don’t blame them 010
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One of these men creates timeless movies that will last generations and the other is george Lucas 120
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The concept of Jordorowski’s Dune had always been super fascinating, but I think every director should make a Dune. I want to see Gaspar Noe’s Dune 110
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026kash patel was defending bestiality like two days ago, this is rfk just playing the hits— boring 020
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026hasan piker in the news again is great because I’m sick of seeing ed sheeran’s face all the damn time 020
Reposted by carrion🐛U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 853612919
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026are midterm fears also preventing them from impeaching hegseth or- 040
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon doing a red brown alliance (Bernie with the red liver spots and Bannon with the brown ones) 040
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026massie is a piece of shit but he’s not a regime loyalist and at least he’s willing to lob some bombs on the way out 150
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026prob not a good sign that the current dems that are not great on trans rights are also doing ongoing genocide denial 130
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sir, do not eat 4 fistfuls of pistachios on an empty tummy first thing in the morning trust me 020
Reposted by carrion🐛Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757871281
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026there was a kid in one of my classes that told us his brother died in 9/11 and his parents showed up for graduation and we all said “sorry for your loss” and they were like “sorry, Brandon keeps telling people that, it’s not true” 150
Reposted by carrion🐛Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s... 261804365
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“But that feeling of a shared ̶r̶a̶c̶i̶s̶m̶ ̶ bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the ̶r̶a̶c̶i̶s̶m̶ ̶ thing that I think we’re missing the most today.” 061
Reposted by carrion🐛Charles M. A. Thomsen @cmalmskou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Gets Free GasALT: Homer Simpson Gets Free Gas 017212
carrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026decided to re-watch Charlie Kirk’s last debate and kept thinking “wow what a flimsy argument, it’s full of holes” 060
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidgtn4glykyv5jlslbpkse26tilfoideglc3fmp2wwvj4rhmiokay)
