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@joecarryon.bsky.social
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How did I get here? How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? What is that beautiful house? Where does that highway go to? My God, what have I done?

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 8h
Kagopyon, a rabbit whose head is a shopping basket, is Tokyu Store’s new mascot. The character was unveiled today to mark the chain’s 70th anniversary.
A pink rabbit with a red shopping basket head stands in front of a wall in a supermarket.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21h
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t want you to know that the L in Samuel L Jackson stands for Luscious.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 10K contribution and a $900 million return. The scale of the graft in Homeland Security is a) off the charts and b) possible because no-one believes they will face any accountability
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just one day after another of cartoonish villainy
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the time of the sentencing the judge who oversaw the case, Todd Lang, seemed to appreciate the use of AI. 

"I loved that AI. Thank you for that. As angry as you are, as justifiably angry as the family is, I heard the forgiveness," judge Lang said. "I feel that that was genuine."
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
*to the tune of NIN’s “Closer”* I wanna dunk you like a basketball
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*nodding vigorously* three pep dot bmf
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frog and Toad sat and watched their kite. It seemed to be flying way up at the top of the sky.
Frog and Toad sit on a bluff at the edge of the meadow, watching their kite soar high above.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*to the tune of War’s “Spill the Wine”
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*to the tune of I’m On Fire/in a Springsteen voice* If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where’d ya come from, where’d ya go Whoaaa-ohhh-ohhh Cotton-Eye Joe
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
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Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorvanyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been reporting on the CDC for years, and have written about many of its troubles over the past year. I was still shocked by the extent of the staff losses and political interference I found when reporting this one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had an amazing idea for a TV show: Doctor Lawyer, the doctor who also represents their patients as a lawyer. It would be watched by 10 million people, none of whom you have ever met
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
We call this a concentration camp, your honor.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me & who?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 23/09/2026
Vaccines were once so uncontroversial that McDonald’s restaurants put the childhood immunization schedule on their tray liners. Now, as the U.S. government sows doubt, preventable diseases could come roaring back. (Published March)
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How Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Vaccine Agenda Risks a Resurgence of Deadly Childhood Plagues
The health secretary is spreading doubts about vaccine safety and considering changes that could prompt manufacturers to flee the U.S. market. History has shown how plagues from the past can roar back...
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“It doesn’t work and also can I patent it?”
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:
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“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agree! Seems like we should do everything we can to stop media companies from being controlled by his cronies!
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My brain when KEXP says the really awesome song they just played was from Francisca Valenzuela:
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What is so frustrating about current media: DC media losing it over Dems & a Twitch streamer—running for no and holding no office—who has zilch name rec outside narrow online circles, while actual USG voices and senior leading Repubs—including those in office!— say the most vile racist stuff daily.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Abolish ICE.
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David Moore @davidrussellmoore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OpenAI employees circumvented paywalls to scrape training data from sites like NYT, per un-redacted court docs. An alleged violation of JSTOR's terms of service set federal prosecutors on Aaron Swartz, even though the parties had already settled. Carmen Ortiz and Stephen Heymann disregarded that.
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Sam Altman and Aaron Swartz Saw the Future
The inaugural class of the YCombinator venture capital/startup accelerator was photographed in 2005. YCombinator provides seed money and advice to promising startups in exchange for a percentage of eq...
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of all the late stage Trump theories, wants the world to die with him seems increasingly credible.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The Republican Party is chock full of open race scientists and Hitler apologists, so naturally our political press is laser focused on reckoning with “wokeness” and trans kids playing sports.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even syndicated television is abandoning the constitution.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m going to say it again & I honestly can’t believe I’m the only one banging this drum: the Seinfeld theme mashes up perfectly with “Tell Me Something Good” by Rufus & Chaka Khan.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
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Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/09/2026
A sundowning old man, addicted to AI slop, surrounded by supplicants and apparatchiks, with control over the US nuclear arsenal.
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