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@joecarryon.bsky.social
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How did I get here? How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? What is that beautiful house? Where does that highway go to? My God, what have I done?

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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 12h
Kagopyon, a rabbit whose head is a shopping basket, is Tokyu Store’s new mascot. The character was unveiled today to mark the chain’s 70th anniversary.
A pink rabbit with a red shopping basket head stands in front of a wall in a supermarket.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[with a measured, clumsy menace] “call my name through the cream”
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
/Ezekiel 25:17 voice And with my naked eye, I saw all the falling rain coming down upon thee!
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t want you to know that the L in Samuel L Jackson stands for Luscious.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 10K contribution and a $900 million return. The scale of the graft in Homeland Security is a) off the charts and b) possible because no-one believes they will face any accountability
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just one day after another of cartoonish villainy
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the time of the sentencing the judge who oversaw the case, Todd Lang, seemed to appreciate the use of AI. 

"I loved that AI. Thank you for that. As angry as you are, as justifiably angry as the family is, I heard the forgiveness," judge Lang said. "I feel that that was genuine."
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
*to the tune of NIN’s “Closer”* I wanna dunk you like a basketball
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*nodding vigorously* three pep dot bmf
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frog and Toad sat and watched their kite. It seemed to be flying way up at the top of the sky.
Frog and Toad sit on a bluff at the edge of the meadow, watching their kite soar high above.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel compelled to mention that this story has been mistakenly tagged with “Luis Quinones,” tragically underscoring the institutional nature of our broader Lester Quinones erasure problem.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The question is: Wade bogs? Or no wade bogs…
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m ready to become creative director of Cramblin Duvet advertising.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*to the tune of War’s “Spill the Wine”
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You earn more stars by doing a good job as General Mills.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So is “Lisa Bonet ate no basil”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The level of contempt I feel watching this video. I was not prepared for it…
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Similarly, anytime Edgar Allen Poe comes up in any form or fashion I immediately think of this
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*to the tune of I’m On Fire/in a Springsteen voice* If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where’d ya come from, where’d ya go Whoaaa-ohhh-ohhh Cotton-Eye Joe
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I literally only heard *of* this song because they mentioned it on SNL’s Weekend Update, & I only watched live because the king of New York was hosting. Never heard this song. It doesn’t say shit about anything. It’s just not as ubiquitous as this writer insists.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Through no Faltermeyer own. It’s how I was raised. Faltermeyer til I die.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m a Harold Faltermeyer purist.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy crying in a YouTube channel called the real shed life and his title says “Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa”
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lost my dad 16 months ago & still get hit with gut punches at random. Mostly at 60s/70s folky stuff but I teared up while listening to “Do You Realize” a couple days ago…
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only Life Surge I recognize
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elegance nobility restoration is tough. The permitting process alone takes years.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
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Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorvanyt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been reporting on the CDC for years, and have written about many of its troubles over the past year. I was still shocked by the extent of the staff losses and political interference I found when reporting this one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/h...
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had an amazing idea for a TV show: Doctor Lawyer, the doctor who also represents their patients as a lawyer. It would be watched by 10 million people, none of whom you have ever met
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amen. Also…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
We call this a concentration camp, your honor.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me & who?
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Add anyone calling into WFAN’s overnight shows in NY to the list. Lots of middle aged men irate about sports at 3am in the NY metro area.
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah yes, people are too busy thinking about the actually real tangible problems they’re experiencing right now instead of the imaginary catastrophic ones that could be happening theoretically on another timeline if everything were different. Great point.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 23/09/2026
Vaccines were once so uncontroversial that McDonald’s restaurants put the childhood immunization schedule on their tray liners. Now, as the U.S. government sows doubt, preventable diseases could come roaring back. (Published March)
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How Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Vaccine Agenda Risks a Resurgence of Deadly Childhood Plagues
The health secretary is spreading doubts about vaccine safety and considering changes that could prompt manufacturers to flee the U.S. market. History has shown how plagues from the past can roar back...
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“It doesn’t work and also can I patent it?”
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Alex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People are hiding at home, afraid to go outside and encounter ICE. They're struggling to find food and holding kids out of school, as friends and family are disappeared in bunches. This is now the reality of daily life across the U.S., and I took a snapshot of what it looks like in one community:
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“We're Afraid on a Daily Basis”: How a Maryland Sheriff Targeted Immigrants Long Before ICE Raids Spiked - Bolts
Frederick County’s sheriff turned his office into a force multiplier for ICE before such collaboration became commonplace. As he again faces voters this year, the harm to immigrant communities is impo...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agree! Seems like we should do everything we can to stop media companies from being controlled by his cronies!
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PBJ @joecarryon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My brain when KEXP says the really awesome song they just played was from Francisca Valenzuela:
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