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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky)

@spiceweasel.bsky.social
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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account, fuck ICE & Titus Forever

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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck the Braves though, racist chanting ass fans
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h
What the fuck are these commercials?! AI and manscaping and sports betting? I hate the future
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13h
Watching the Braves play at home is goddamn torture
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13h
go phillies
Stephen root in widows bay saying “it’s not over”
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 16h
Who puts red onion and radish on a CAESAR SALAD?! I am going to commit a crime
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 17h
Meet me at the Blue Hill Hannafords parking lot for an ass kicking
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 18h
The comfy couch at my in-laws’ place reeks of dog 😞
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 19h
Hiked a little bit of the bluff trail to say go Phils
Me, standing on a wooded trail in Maine, in a Phillies shirt
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 21h
Aaron Sorkin asking his personal assistant to tie him up on his rotisserie spit for his daily 90 minute slow roast
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 23h
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 23h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 23h
On the hunt for tea at my in-laws’ house, found a canister of maple pecan (?) tea. Check the expiration date: “Best sipped by June 2016” Open the canister. It is empty.
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 23h
Go Fightins
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty sure this is Golf Goku
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I’m gonna go get some weird snacks James, suddenly alert: weird snacks? Count me in (The snacks weren’t that weird, utz chips and some dove chocolates)
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone check on @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social her son has possibly saved the day
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok I will say it was nice to have an errand to run that got me out of the house gave me a nice lil tour of Maine foliage
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is a long and protracted story about why the Maine trips are so difficult but I appreciate everyone being cool about it
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next adventure is is going on a 90 minute round trip to get a rental car so we have a ride to airport
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bep is still so congested and we’re here for three more days, I feel so bad for him. To a lesser extent I also feel bad because I too am sick. James wants to clean the house so his mom doesn’t have to, please bury me in the dump
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Stu @rickybaker51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The comments are sending me
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Naturally it is time to move some bedroom furniture around at my in-laws’ house
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know I am probably considered an especially tidy person, but I don’t mind a messy house. However, after the departure of my BIL and his three kids and hairy giant dog, my in-laws’ place is FILTHY
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pagoda! Let's hit it!
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This trip would be a lot easier if all of us weren’t sick
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sun is out for the first time in like a week
Sunny morning view of the Penobscot River
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in “the BIIIIG house” (Bep calls it that)
Another picture of the the gigantic room as taken from the tv corner. Look how small James is!!!
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People like to say stupid stuff about how having kids sucks because you have to change diapers or they wake you up at night but that is nothing compared to The Family Vacation
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude I’m cooked, please get me back to the weird giant roomed rental and also back home to my house where my cat lives
Chadwick, sitting on her cat tree, making a weird face
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright so we just need to get through one dinner with everyone and then things should theoretically chill out
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luke Gilmore Girls at a Friday Night Dinner with a speech bubble
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to Hell (four kids ages 1-5 at my in-laws’ house and it’s pouring rain)
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My kid bailed on playing with his cousins to be alone in the bathroom
My kid, on the floor of the upstairs bathroom at my in-laws’ house, playing with stackable cups
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vacation sleep report: I slept pretty well considering Bep and James both have a cough. I bet it’s gonna be really pretty here once it stops raining
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol bears fans booing Jalen, grow up, boos mean nothing unless we’re doing it
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen is PISSED yall and you love to see it
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skinny Batman I love u
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys wanna see an unhinged pic of how big this place is?
A picture of the main room of the rental where we are staying in Maine. It’s a converted boat house, prob 2400 square feet. Yes, those are nets you see. You can set up pickleball in here if you want.
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO JALEN
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are finally in the rental and mostly settled in, about to take another all timer of a shower and finish watching the birds
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can I get a hell yeah going in the chat for Advil cold & sinus! Also I masked, I’m a considerate citizen
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
"Plastic spatula was used to serve spaghetti, cherry pie, and hamburgers, with no cleaning or sanitizing between uses. Later observed same plastic spatula being used as weapon." buff.ly/QahTR38
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Health Inspector’s Notes from the Fisher-Price Kitchen in Miss Carol’s Preschool Classroom
“Witnessed chefs frequently dropping food on floor, retrieving items with bare hands, and immediately serving food to customers.” reposted 7/13/23
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I made it all the way to Maine!” -Bep, still on the plane while we taxi to the gate
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am so done with this trip already, we haven’t even boarded the plane yet
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having an airport glass of wine because getting a 3.5 year old through bag check and security at PHL practically requires it
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On our way to the *spooky voice* Philadelphia airport
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in some sort of miracle, this illness has not progressed much, still just a sore throat and some congestion, please let it remain mild, please give me this one W
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last minute packing decision - packed a Phillies shirt lmao
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Weaz (in Maine) (Spooky) @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why am I hearing fireworks?!
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