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My Name is Jeff

@jmksr68.bsky.social
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Transplant from the other place. Have fun and laugh every day. 💙🧢

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 17h
this is what winning therapy looks like
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I might be a John Doe but NOBODY is gonna mess with Jane Doe if I’m around !!
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma
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Old School Gentleman @oldschoolgentl1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll save you a seat here in HR next to me 😁
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
the dick pill company and the heart failure medication company should probably get together and make sure they're not advertising on the same baseball game
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cmon WHITE SOX !!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s another WHITE SOX WINNER !!!🥳🎉💰🤪
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One day, I will run this place *ruin
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s a WHITE SOX WINNER !!!
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Mean Girls Day !!
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only way for the flooding to stop in my house is to put a whole drainage system around the base of the house. They have to tear up everything to get it done. I just want to cry right now. I don’t know how I’m gonna fix it all again.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8KjoQ26/ Here you go ladies. A song just for you.
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#IrishMusic #BlindReact #Hysterical
TikTok video by Gabrielle Wyatt
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These two days in Chicago Sports history is awesome. The Bears won on Monday night. Both the Sox and Cubs are playing playoff games today. The Blackhawks start their season tonight with the return of Patrick Kane. A good 48 hours to be a fan like this old man.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If nothing else. I gave my daughter great taste in music. She’s playing all the greats from 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. I was given that from my older siblings.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be well everybody.
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bye bye American pie, drove my Chevy off a cliff as directed by AI
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Working next to this place today. Think it’s safe to go in ? 🤷‍♂️😂
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ate 7 plums for breakfast Young, dumb, and full of plum
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To all the wonderful ladies that I converse, chat and reply to here on Blue sky. Thank you for making me smile and laugh each day when I need it. You are soooooo appreciated Love you all. 💚
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cmon everybody. You know what day it is. Earth Wind and Fire Day. 🎶🎶🎶
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lost the game and our quarterback. Not a good day.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in?
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is really kinda cool
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Almost 24 hrs of straight rain with another 8 predicted. Anyone want to join me in a swim in my basement ? 🥹
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why's it called erectile dysfunction and not cocknitive decline?
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Aurora, all boo Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
one vanilla pod actually contains a thousand milli vanillis. not many people know that
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I drive Uber sometimes. I can’t believe parents would make their teenage daughter take an Uber to homecoming because they don’t believe in it 🤬
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Half-way to St. Patrick’s Day. 💚🤑
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So I needed to have some kind of “feeling” after this last few months of whatever this is. Carole King….. Tapestry 44 1/2 minutes later. I can breathe and feel a little more life in me.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will succeed because I am insane :).
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m still standing. Better than I ever did. I think.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spread cheeks, not hate
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm the 38,013th most influential shitposter
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time for Friday Night Ubering in the big city. This should be interesting
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All I want to do really. Is have some fun
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If anyone needs a laugh from a bad joke just to help. Let me know. We all have to laugh and smile every day.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship.
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My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, it’s official. I know we have high taxes and all but the idiot got gas prices to $6.00 a gallon today. Vote your conscience in a few weeks. It was around 3 bucks a gallon just about 7-8 months ago.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler
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