Reposted by My Name is JeffThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 17hthis is what winning therapy looks like 03115
Reposted by My Name is JeffMorgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦 614219265026
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I might be a John Doe but NOBODY is gonna mess with Jane Doe if I’m around !! 000
Reposted by My Name is JeffKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma 1018672
Reposted by My Name is JeffOld School Gentleman @oldschoolgentl1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'll save you a seat here in HR next to me 😁 131
Reposted by My Name is Jefflauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026the dick pill company and the heart failure medication company should probably get together and make sure they're not advertising on the same baseball game 2140731
Reposted by My Name is Jefflukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls 1754073
Reposted by My Name is JeffFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One day, I will run this place *ruin 013539
Reposted by My Name is Jeff𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.” 413444
Reposted by My Name is JeffMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming. 420197
Reposted by My Name is JeffAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻 373111262233
Reposted by My Name is JeffGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch 1528190
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only way for the flooding to stop in my house is to put a whole drainage system around the base of the house. They have to tear up everything to get it done. I just want to cry right now. I don’t know how I’m gonna fix it all again. 000
Reposted by My Name is JeffJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I visited Intercourse, PA, and let’s just say it did not live up to my expectations. 1114647
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8KjoQ26/ Here you go ladies. A song just for you.tiktok.com#IrishMusic #BlindReact #Hysterical TikTok video by Gabrielle Wyatt 000
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These two days in Chicago Sports history is awesome. The Bears won on Monday night. Both the Sox and Cubs are playing playoff games today. The Blackhawks start their season tonight with the return of Patrick Kane. A good 48 hours to be a fan like this old man. 000
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If nothing else. I gave my daughter great taste in music. She’s playing all the greats from 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. I was given that from my older siblings. 010
Reposted by My Name is JeffInside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bye bye American pie, drove my Chevy off a cliff as directed by AI 628964
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Working next to this place today. Think it’s safe to go in ? 🤷♂️😂 010
Reposted by My Name is JeffTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I ate 7 plums for breakfast Young, dumb, and full of plum 1319319
Reposted by My Name is JeffWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yelling stranger danger but in a marco polo way 823985
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 22/09/2026To all the wonderful ladies that I converse, chat and reply to here on Blue sky. Thank you for making me smile and laugh each day when I need it. You are soooooo appreciated Love you all. 💚 010
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cmon everybody. You know what day it is. Earth Wind and Fire Day. 🎶🎶🎶 020
Reposted by My Name is JeffMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things. 902030148
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lost the game and our quarterback. Not a good day. 000
Reposted by My Name is JeffSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in? 67430
Reposted by My Name is JeffJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy. 9511160
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Almost 24 hrs of straight rain with another 8 predicted. Anyone want to join me in a swim in my basement ? 🥹 000
Reposted by My Name is JeffCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why's it called erectile dysfunction and not cocknitive decline? 320352
Reposted by My Name is JeffAurora, all boo Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026one vanilla pod actually contains a thousand milli vanillis. not many people know that 0131
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So I drive Uber sometimes. I can’t believe parents would make their teenage daughter take an Uber to homecoming because they don’t believe in it 🤬 000
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So I needed to have some kind of “feeling” after this last few months of whatever this is. Carole King….. Tapestry 44 1/2 minutes later. I can breathe and feel a little more life in me. 010
Reposted by My Name is JeffNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will succeed because I am insane :). 3283
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m still standing. Better than I ever did. I think. 010
Reposted by My Name is JeffEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Spread cheeks, not hate 1725365
Reposted by My Name is JeffJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm the 38,013th most influential shitposter 25524
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Time for Friday Night Ubering in the big city. This should be interesting 000
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If anyone needs a laugh from a bad joke just to help. Let me know. We all have to laugh and smile every day. 000
Reposted by My Name is JeffMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can’t do a roundhouse kick or maintain any sort of meaningful relationship. 1316267
My Name is Jeff @jmksr68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, it’s official. I know we have high taxes and all but the idiot got gas prices to $6.00 a gallon today. Vote your conscience in a few weeks. It was around 3 bucks a gallon just about 7-8 months ago. 011
Reposted by My Name is JeffFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler 17702119