Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/06/2025At what point in the apocalypse can I stop showing up for work? 1933388
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no 552287400
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The words 'entourage' and 'encourage' really need to sit down and come to some sort of agreement on pronunciation. 031
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/05/2025“Can we go outside and play now?” “Soon, boy.” “You said that ten minutes ago.” “As soon as I finish my cof-“ “Oops.” “You did that on purpose.” “It slipped.” “I’ll get my coat.” “Excellent.” 474183052087
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Is it.. it’s Tennis isn’t it? 17313
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialg.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025is anybody writing any of this down 46825
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Parenting Tip: love your child conditionally. Keeps ‘em on their toes. 05622
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Being comfortable having your picture taken is a straight-up superpower 1539018
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAnthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 29/04/2025The best that Trump did in 100 days: Mark Carney 1730437
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Mornings have a great PR department, like hey don't you want coffee and eggs and bacon and birds singing and gentle breezes and sunrises juuuust kidding here's some back pain and traffic and clothes that don't fit anymore and the most insane news cycle imaginable, now get ready for work nerd 1055556
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Everybody look at Sarah, this is how you do it 1045013
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Omg the rest of this year has been exhausting 435427
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 20/04/2025💐 From our happy home to yours, wishing everybody a joyous Easter. 💐 811003103
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialFomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous. 212249
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Don’t forget, if you ever need anything I’m always just five missed phone calls, three unanswered texts, several unopened emails, and one unenforced court order away 733317
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Steve Martin has always been the same age. Everyone knows this. 2653066
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 16/04/2025Wincestagram 231217
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Bracing myself for flip-flop season not sure I’m ready to be seeing everybody’s feet with everything else going on 1431019
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore so you can pretty much watch A Muppet Christmas Carol whenever you want now 2148348
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAnthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 08/04/2025The senseless destruction feels like a bad joke, but here we are. 46111
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialCaitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Has everyone worked out who their Great Depression character is going to be yet? I think I'm going to be Miss Hannigan: boozy singing gal with secret heart of gold. 6033531
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/04/2025at 40MM, bluesky thunderdome can begin 53117896
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.social Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/04/2025HANK TOUGH 3834041353
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAnthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Have we owned the libs yet? 1722827
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/04/2025it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times 3144531077
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Participating is a gateway to doing things. Be careful. 16613
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 03/04/2025 99818
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Even duct tape won’t fix this mess. 97217
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAnthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The penguins have been ripping us off for years 1720636
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/04/2025tomorrow's gotta be next friday, at the very least 1423514
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I'm no numbersatitian or financializer, but my understanding is that destroying the economy would be bad for the economy. 1832363
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/04/2025yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words 930648
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialHenry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 02/04/2025Announcing the monthly White House meat raffle results 1623925
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/04/2025Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one 385161562661
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/04/2025as a nation of free men, we will live forever or [checks the news] ah yeah okay it is absolutey not that option, it's the other one, this is like a self-inclicted wound from a cannon. 21248
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialCaitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This week's Celebrity Watch, on how, if you're doing something cool, you'd better pray tech-bros don't love it - because they'll kill it. They're Ripley in the boat with the oar. www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...thetimes.comThe problem with tech bros? If they like it, they’ll kill itChat GPT’s Studio Ghibli AI app has left the film company powerless to prevent its art being used in propaganda 1426
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Sorry I haven't responded to you in weeks it's just that I hate everything 1139453
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I am absolutely gutted to hear that Liz Truss has defected from The Conservative Party and has joined Reform. The thought that one of Britain’s greatest Prime Ministers will now become one of Nigel’s puppets fills me with deep regret. A very sad day indeed. 😔🇬🇧 4522722
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Virgo: Big problems can be overwhelming so instead focus on the little things, like germs or microplastics. 1035475
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025If you’ve never looked for your phone using the flashlight on your phone, then, you’re, like, Mensa or something. 411534
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/03/2025A group of shoppers should be called a maul. 5275117
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025It would explain the last ten years 1152327286
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/03/2025The date was going great until my puppet started crying 1133753
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.social𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/03/2025Hey wait a second - didn't we just have a Wednesday last week? 93102957
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I still get asked why I don't like to go out and it's like look, if you can find another place that has my pets, my favorite snacks, my person, my couch, my TV, my books, my own personal bathroom, and where I have complete control over the guest list, then I will totally meet you there 1341641
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/03/2025is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it 30666126
Reposted by @jlcrook.bsky.socialAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I wish dread burned more calories. 25914261