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@jlcrook.bsky.social
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Dog mum. Human mum. Big can’t do energy. Here for the fun

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
At what point in the apocalypse can I stop showing up for work?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The words 'entourage' and 'encourage' really need to sit down and come to some sort of agreement on pronunciation.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“Can we go outside and play now?” “Soon, boy.” “You said that ten minutes ago.” “As soon as I finish my cof-“ “Oops.” “You did that on purpose.” “It slipped.” “I’ll get my coat.” “Excellent.”
A tennis ball floats in a cup up coffee below the face of a dog looking expectantly at the camera.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Is it.. it’s Tennis isn’t it?
The Independent • 2h
 What is Emma Raducanu
 playing at French Open 2025
 today?
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
is anybody writing any of this down
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Parenting Tip: love your child conditionally. Keeps ‘em on their toes.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Being comfortable having your picture taken is a straight-up superpower
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Anthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The best that Trump did in 100 days: Mark Carney
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Mornings have a great PR department, like hey don't you want coffee and eggs and bacon and birds singing and gentle breezes and sunrises juuuust kidding here's some back pain and traffic and clothes that don't fit anymore and the most insane news cycle imaginable, now get ready for work nerd
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Everybody look at Sarah, this is how you do it
Birthday invitation that reads “THERE WILL BE CHEESE AND DOGS AND YOU CAN TOTALLY PET THE DOGS AND THEN WE'LL PROBABLY JUST LIKE WATCH A MOVIE WHILE WE PLAY ON OUR PHONES OR WHATEVER AND WE LITERALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU WEAR”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Omg the rest of this year has been exhausting
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
💐 From our happy home to yours, wishing everybody a joyous Easter. 💐
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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Don’t forget, if you ever need anything I’m always just five missed phone calls, three unanswered texts, several unopened emails, and one unenforced court order away
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Steve Martin has always been the same age. Everyone knows this.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 16/04/2025
Wincestagram
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Bracing myself for flip-flop season not sure I’m ready to be seeing everybody’s feet with everything else going on
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore so you can pretty much watch A Muppet Christmas Carol whenever you want now
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Anthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The senseless destruction feels like a bad joke, but here we are.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Has everyone worked out who their Great Depression character is going to be yet? I think I'm going to be Miss Hannigan: boozy singing gal with secret heart of gold.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
at 40MM, bluesky thunderdome can begin
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/04/2025
HANK TOUGH
@realDonaldTrump

GREAT JOB NUMBERS, FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED. IT’S ALREADY WORKING. HANK TOUGH, WE CAN’T LOSE!!!
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Anthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Have we owned the libs yet?
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Participating is a gateway to doing things. Be careful.
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JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Even duct tape won’t fix this mess.
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Anthony Scaramucci @scaramucci.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The penguins have been ripping us off for years
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
tomorrow's gotta be next friday, at the very least
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm no numbersatitian or financializer, but my understanding is that destroying the economy would be bad for the economy.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
TV screen shot of skier with lower third reading “CAN ERIK READ.”
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 02/04/2025
Announcing the monthly White House meat raffle results
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/04/2025
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
as a nation of free men, we will live forever or [checks the news] ah yeah okay it is absolutey not that option, it's the other one, this is like a self-inclicted wound from a cannon.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This week's Celebrity Watch, on how, if you're doing something cool, you'd better pray tech-bros don't love it - because they'll kill it. They're Ripley in the boat with the oar. www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...
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The problem with tech bros? If they like it, they’ll kill it
Chat GPT’s Studio Ghibli AI app has left the film company powerless to prevent its art being used in propaganda
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Sorry I haven't responded to you in weeks it's just that I hate everything
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I am absolutely gutted to hear that Liz Truss has defected from The Conservative Party and has joined Reform. The thought that one of Britain’s greatest Prime Ministers will now become one of Nigel’s puppets fills me with deep regret. A very sad day indeed. 😔🇬🇧
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Virgo: Big problems can be overwhelming so instead focus on the little things, like germs or microplastics.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
If you’ve never looked for your phone using the flashlight on your phone, then, you’re, like, Mensa or something.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A group of shoppers should be called a maul.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It would explain the last ten years
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The date was going great until my puppet started crying
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/03/2025
Hey wait a second - didn't we just have a Wednesday last week?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I still get asked why I don't like to go out and it's like look, if you can find another place that has my pets, my favorite snacks, my person, my couch, my TV, my books, my own personal bathroom, and where I have complete control over the guest list, then I will totally meet you there
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
is it dusting, it’s dusting isn’t it
Your house is dusty? Try this
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I wish dread burned more calories.
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