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Caitlin Moran

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In the culture wars, I want to be the bit on Christmas Day where they all knocked it on the head for a bit and played football.

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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just finished my 2026 book tour - and book tours can be weird: www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
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‘I signed the breasts of a grandmother. And a man’s bum cheeks’
The mad things I’ve done on my book tour
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Bingo Handjive @bingohandjive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went to school in 1990s Somerset. To prove that light travels faster than sound, my science teacher brought his shotgun to school. We stood at one end of the field, he at the other. We started stop-watches when we saw smoke emerge from his barrel and stopped them when we heard the rifle crack.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've finally realised - I'm the dim one in my marriage: www.thetimes.com/article/d17a...
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Caitlin Moran: Oh no, I’m not the cleverest person in my marriage
The day I realised I’m not the cleverest person in my marriage
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good straightforward reporting from the Wall Street Journal on Musk's promotion of Restore/Rupert Low/civil war in the UK. Lots of detail, no polemics. The BBC could and should do this. Why doesn't it? archive.ph/eTOS5
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hope this isn't a total "find and replace" on all official NHS documents - if I'm asked if I have "a warm hand over" in my pants next time I have thrush, I'm going to be very confused.
Story about NHS replacing "discharge" with "a warm handover"
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No paywall today for the extract from my new book, How To Be Hopeful, which begins with me having a slight nervous breakdown, before going on a year-long quest to feel hopeful about the modern world: www.thetimes.com/article/547b...
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Caitlin Moran: I planned to move to the country — here’s what happened
In an exclusive extract from her brilliant new book, she reveals the twists and turns of her midlife quest for happiness
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to think that every single one of us is descended from either Fred & Wilma Flinstone or Barney & Betty Rubble.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This time next week I'm in NORWICH with my absolute girl-crush, Sara Pascoe - so great, Katherine Ryan named a cat after her. Ticket INCLUDES "How To Be Hopeful": my new book on how I tried, and succeeded, in feeling hopeful in the 21st century. Signings, hugs, etc: www.gigantic.com/caitlin-mora...
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Caitlin Moran: How To Be Hopeful Tickets
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As of next Sunday, I am on a month-long tour with "How To Be Hopeful" - my book about the year-long experiment I conducted to see if it's possible to feel hopeful about the 21st century. Spoiler: it worked. Live tickets and book pre-order here: linktr.ee/CaitlinMoran "A minor bible for our times."
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CaitlinMoran Official: Instagram, X | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everything Cory Doctorow invariably makes you go "HUH!" There's every chance someone who reads this will invent something that changes the world
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How have they chosen trousers which NONE of them suit?
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you want a perfect, rapid, breathless, loving summary of Dolly Parton's career, ethos and meaning, here it is: www.patreon.com/NeedleMythol...
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“Even a canon that contains Jolene, I Will Always Love You, Coat Of Many Colors and The Bargain Store, can’t quite account for the outpouring of love.”  | Pete Paphides
In 1973, Dolly Parton can’t possibly have known what was lying ahead of her when she broke free from Porter Wagoner. Six years had elapsed s
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I had not some across this before, but if you want an example Nathan Cofnas’ scholarship, this is a doozy. Again I say, being sacked is not the problem; being recruited in the first place is what deserves scrutiny.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I decided to finally update my will. "Mindful that a will should be regularly updated, I took a look at it — and was horrified to see that, as “executors”, I’d put a TV presenter I haven’t talked to in 17 years and a vicar who has subsequently moved to Australia." www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
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Caitlin Moran: I’m updating my will. Time to settle old scores
I try to write a list of my precious objects to bequeath. But all I have is a picture that Jamie Oliver drew for me and an email from David Bowie
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is the best thing you'll watch today, or any day. Any All Black under 24 wouldn't have been born when Ma'a made his debut. It must be like facing a man made of steel lumbering out of the history pages
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And of course, Reform isn't a political party - it's a registered limited company.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is there, by chance, someone who works there called "Mr O Costs"?
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh this is a good observation. And didn’t she manage the BTL section of the spectator?
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Deidre Lynch @drbibliomane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
America has never been more America. Cheerleaders recreate 9/11
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Ian Fraser @ianfraser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nigel Farage Exposed: 18 years of infamy as leader of the UK Independence Party, the Brexit Party and Reform UK.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good for Times Radio: got a former Navy commanding officer of a warship on right now (1745) saying the plan (sic) is as full of holes as a leaky dinghy.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This war is now a Teams meeting.
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is a fabulous thread on AI, by the man who observed and then coined the phrase "enshittification."
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Stop talking about Nigel Farage and start talking about how compere, performer and drag king Mojo Jones has a new act called C*nty Binface 🗑️💖
Costumed performer - lady legs, gold heeled shoes, pink cape, long pink hair partially hidden by pink glittery bin head. Like Count Binface but FABULOUS(er)
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Throw us a softball, but don't make it obvious"
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
hoo boy is this an answer which raises more questions
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.
Alex Jones saying there's going to be a national draft in 3 weeks.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'd love to have a crack at being Education Secretary: www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...
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What I’d do as education secretary to rejig schools for the real world
Since 2000, 18 ministers — and the new Labour leader — have tried to change things. Just let me do it
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
JURASSIC SEA DRAGON!
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.
Telegraph article: John Cleese: I trust Rupert Lowe more than any other leader
Monty Python star backs the Restore Britain founder in a series of social media posts
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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I went to the same school as Bill Oddie (KES in Birmingham) and there were legends that he'd once arrived at school on horseback and also had put up diversion signs which meant all the traffic along the main Bristol Road had to pass through the school grounds but I don't know if either is true.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 27/07/2026
i bet the first guy to whistle scared the shit out of everyone
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No War But Class War @deliberatelyobtuse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It makes perfect sense that Musk would be radicalized by the same classic, stupid funnel that works on dim friendless 14 year olds everywhere
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Dan Silverman @dmsilverman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I will just say that the last time we had a figure like Elon Musk in our politics — Henry Ford — he was defanged through a combination of (a) rejection at the ballot box, and perhaps more importantly, (b) absolutely crushing consumer boycotts
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
For those of you who are still over there because of "the reach" or "the discourse" or whatever.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
She's been onto Nigel Farage and "Posh George" for years - until she was sued. @carolecadwalla.bsky.social's brilliant long-read here, on her decades of following the story everyone's writing about now. She's a HERO: www.thenerve.news/p/nigel-fara...
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Farage, the money launderer and me: a decade of denial
The Reform leader’s relationship with the UK media has enabled him to operate with impunity for years. This past fortnight, that impunity finally appeared to be coming to an end. Carole Cadwalladr, wh...
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nigel Farage's approval ratings have now sunk even lower than Keir Starmer's before he resigned, yet we're still being encouraged to believe he has some kind of magic connection with the British public
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/07/2026
Hi, vernacular architectural historian here! So what’s happened here is basically yeah that’s a gate to hell
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would like to buy these, thank you very much. Bye.
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think that's the point of Bake Off?
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Andy Burnham - I wish you the absolute best of British luck. I hope you have a plan, I hope you know how to make it work, I hope people help you, & I hope it makes this country feel, well, hopeful again. We MUST have passed Peak Despair now. The future SHOULD feel exciting, and different. God speed
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No lectern! Speech raw-dogging!
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Caitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Expected to see Andy Burnham turn up at Buckingham Palace in a ten-year-old Ford Galaxy, giving two teenage kids a lift, and also drop off a Vaxx Wet-and-Clean hoover for a mate who's doing their stairs.
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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Immigrants. We get the job done.
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