JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 14hYour periodic reminder that arguing with MAGA is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit all over the board, then strut around like they won. Case in point, watch the right spin this as and a big win… and here’s Benny… right on cue. 5186
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16hIt’s all of us until it’s none of us. I do not know how to say it any clearer than that. It’s not you? Cool. Is it your pal? Your brother? His best friend? Because odds are, it is at least one of those guys. If you knew, then it’s you too. 3288
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Living it up on your dime… and quarter, and pension, and healthcare, and sound educational system, and infrastructure… 33415
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning. Very late start and I’ve yet to see the news. I hate to ask “how bad is it?” Because that just sounds so damn negative … so, what’s happening? 11182
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happiest birthdays to the original Rebel Scum. 0485
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow, I peace out for a few hours and SCOTUS screws us when I’m not looking. It’s not good, but we knew it was going to get darker before it’s … darker. 1195
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyHannuska2109 @hanuska2109.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People are not understanding what Zelensky said. To give you context Zelensky was asked by a Russian news reporter would he be going to Moscow. Zelensky reply was priceless. "On a rocket bitch!" 03413
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good morning. I’ll have to check State TV to see what the official government opinion on the day’s events should be before I post any content. I would not want to criticize the narcissistic toddler calling the shots from the tacky, gold-encrusted Oval Office. 1337
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Good morning folks… No news is bad news. 3112
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good morning, folks. It needs to stop raining in Central Ohio. We are sitting just north of 49 inches for the year. Our average precipitation is around 42 inches. I know folks are dry in other places and keep ordering rain, but it keeps getting delivered to us. 6253
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good morning folks! Porch Princess is in rare form this morning. She knows that if she’s super cute, there’s a little extra kibble in the bowl. Happy Caterday. 4353
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m stunned over this Converse ad. Stunned. Like, WTF??? I’m not putting it on my feed. It’s everywhere, and y’all know the one I’m talking about. It’s so far over the line, they lost sight of it three states back. 5141
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I do love how, even in this era of insanity, the internet continues to do what it does best. www.404media.co/ed-sheeran-m...404media.coContest to Open for Ed Sheeran Flooded With Free Palestine Videos and Fart MemesGuitar Center's 'Open for Legends' contest page was seemingly unmoderated for hours on Wednesday. 435375
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They are just so damn mean-spirited. Maintaining power is all they care about. Everything and everyone else can burn as long as they are left with the keys to whatever fucking kingdom they think they will inherit. 2273
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ouch… happy I’m driving fewer miles. This is my Jeep and two small cans. 3245
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyJules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Abdul El-Sayed "doesn't like football"? Not just a non-issue in this race — it's not even true. A former teammate remembers something else: his kindness, his positivity, the leadership that got him voted team captain. 2026: same guy, same qualities, bigger team. Join it. #VoteMI abdulforsenate.com 14966313
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And now Canada is joining the EU… it’s been 604 days. 1156
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Travel day = better living through gummies. 😉 3141
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Suddenly, the GOP concern for cats and dogs in Springfield makes a lot more sense. 63910
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’d say “we screwed the pooch” but that’s a sensitive topic around DC these days. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comEuropean Union invites Canada to become first ever ‘associate member’Commission president says EU must ‘urgently reimagine our partnerships’ as she makes unprecedented offer 6438
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good morning folks. Travel day… so I have to people. 4171
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth 11077393605
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wrote something for the first time in six months. Whew… anyway, feel free to check it out. substack.com/@thereelrand...substack.comWorthyFor years, I’ve struggled with the idea that I deserve to be with my wife, but I think I finally get it, and it took Tom Holland and Zendaya to really cement the message in my mind. 2113
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are you registered to vote? Double check your voter registration status. Fast, free, easy, secure. midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/midterms.voteamerica.org 294
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Good morning. Well, my heart and brain are full, and my ears are sore. Hearing the band that provided so much of the soundtrack of my youth still killing it in their 70s was awesome. Seeing their tribute to a fallen friend and bandmate brought me to tears. 3183
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026After our victory today in DC, the DOJ has rushed to SCOTUS to again claim the Postal Services new voter suppression rule "is analogous to the existing registration and tracking requirements for cremated remains." I cannot fathom how they think this is a winning argument. But alas... 24248531347
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Current situation as I sip coffee and watch the world burn. That’s how this week feels. Things are coming to a head. We are going to need more than Dr. Pimple Popper for this one. The Pustule of the United States may be the worst zit yet. 3181
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@hcrichardson.bsky.social Sounding a clear and persistent alarm about the coming election. Read it. Then go follow her if you don’t already. substack.com/@heathercoxr...substack.comSeptember 12, 2026On Thursday, in The New Republic, conservative judge J. 1169
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Good morning folks. Slow start to a sad and gloomy day. 5102
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Good morning, folks. I won’t be around much today. I have a difficult time with 9/11. I was teaching U.S. History to about 140 sophomores that day. It was the longest teaching day of my 35-year career. Protect your peace as best you can. ✌️ 9455
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Good morning folks, what’s the word today? Any good news? 7141
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Good morning folks, what’s shakin? 9131
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good Monday morning to all who celebrate! ☕️ 6183
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026JFC. Here’s how the local press in Columbus is covering the attack on Dr. Acton. I’m shocked they haven’t commented on what she was wearing. 36625
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today’s “Good Morning” is brought to you by ibuprofen. At least retirement means we can put some recovery time between painting rooms. 2233
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyDr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The wax figure is melting. 4330270
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fantastic essay by Lyle Fass on Substack today. Well worth the read. If you don’t follow him, you really should. substack.com/@lylewfass/n...substack.comDon’t Normalize HimTen Years Later, America Has Failed the Test 153
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Good morning, almost afternoon! 7161
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hi! How’s your Tuesday going? 11113
Reposted by JD Random - RandomWhiteGuyRachel @mzzrach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The extreme, continuous abuse and trauma being visited upon human beings during this time will impact generations. 2448
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Porch Princess living her best life on this fine Caterday in August. How is it the last weekend in August already? 6342
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Well, good morning… What’s the bad news today? Who have we lost? What stupid shit has he done that we’re going to have to clean up? I wake up daily worrying that, overnight, in some insane post, he’s written a check we can’t cash, and it’s going to cost us everything. 5407
JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm just crushed to hear about Dolly... 3483