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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 2h

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 2h

When I'm struggling to pull on a turtleneck I start to worry what the world will be like when I get to the other side.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 5h

Sometimes women ask me how I got so smooth and the truth is centuries of sediment-rich spring water rushed around me in a deep alpine gulch but usually I just lower my sunglasses and wink

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 2h

The new Odd Couple reboot has piqued my interest.

A crazy-eyed cat i put out at Halloween and a wooden & brass kiwi sitting in an antique dough bowl.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 6h

My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 7h

Lively imagination but keep your head on a swivel.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

“It’s almost go time,” I whisper to my turtlenecks.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 7h

Until artificial intelligence can let me crawl into the TV and live with the Peanuts characters during the Halloween special, I’m a hard pass.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Alligators have a running speed of 20MPH. Anyone want to guess the running speed of former alligator handler Gavin?

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Koalas have fingerprints remarkably similar to ours, which is how they managed to frame the zoo's dentist for bank robbery.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 19h

Love and dignity don't live comfortably under the same roof.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 19h

Her debate skills are the worst in my version of history.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 23h

But I enjoy a successful interior life.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Whatever it takes to stay married.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

You think you'll use the time machine to kill Hitler but, of course, he seduces you to his cause with his legendary charisma and then your friends are watching a documentary about the Nuremberg Trials and someone shouts, "Oh my God, is that Jack?!"

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This post is based on the bestselling novel of the same name.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today is the day my eyebrow mites migrate to the other eyebrow. The Great Mitegration

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

whenever i step out of my house i like to set aside logic & real life rules so that i may experience the joys of insanity.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m having the Monday of all Fridays. Is it Miller time yet?!

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just heard a large tree fall in the woods next to an old cranberry bog. No saw, no other sounds. Feels like I hit the lottery.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Where do I get me one of them spells where you fall asleep until true love rescues you with a kiss?

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I like listening to Electric Light Orchestra because it reminds me that we used to live in a world where Jeffs did beautiful things

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I need an influencer to convince these racoons to stop opening my delivery packages

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Child Me would be very surprised to learn Adult Me eats brussel sprouts on purpose.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump doesn't drink but I suspect he'd make an exception for a hard Arnold Palmer.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry. Polo shirts are a deal breaker.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Babies are like the Dorito variety pack and I'm sorry to inform you that not all of them can be Cool Ranch

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

frank: what’re you gonna be for halloween me: not sure. can i be frank frank: no {annnnnnnd *send* 👻}

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How YOU doin’? I mean financially. Matt LeBlanc here for AARP

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I let my facade slip and it crushed a Renault Fuego.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This one's going in the ol' spank bank. Thanks Buster!

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just saw a picture of Madonna in a black bustier and fishnet stockings holding her silver, MTV VMA spaceman trophy. What's happening? MTV? Madonna? Bustier? Is it still 1986? Did the last forty years even happen?

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

True. It's quite a specimen.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe they'll appear in the post credits scene.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"OH, YeaaaaAAAAHHH!! Margaret!!"

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love both of those movies. I just rewatched After Hours a month ago.

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