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Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into Quarter Pounders. It's ridiculous!

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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 11h
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11h
Umm, I guess the people who said I wasted my money on VIP feel pretty fucking stupid now
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16h
Ah good
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 16h
A belt buckle that reads "GOD'S BIGGEST FUCK UP" on a sign at a senate subcommittee hearing
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 17h
If I had to pick a favorite kind of conflict? It’s gotta be internecine
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 17h
Apologies to anyone else with the name Konrad Narth, but being named Konrad Narth can only end in becoming the leader of a conservative party
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the next time I'm performing and it's for a recording I'm on! Possibly my only release in 2026?
Cosmic Homeostasis
Album release celebration!

an afternoon of ambient interstellar electroacoustic drift vibes
Sunday, October 4, 2026 / 4:00 / 918 Bathurst
PWYC / all are welcome / help us listen to whispers from space

You are invited to take in an afternoon of ambient interstellar electroacoustic drift vibes. Cosmic Homeostasis is an artistic collective that gathers for the purpose of creating large-ensemble improvised drone-based music. Mixing performers with diverse musical backgrounds and experience levels, performances create space to develop improvisatory skills through listening while constructing unique sonic environments.

This special gathering is in celebration of our new "studio" album, which was also recorded at 918 Bathurst. Tapes and download codes will be available, and we will perform "a score in three movements", which we interpreted  (twice!) on the album.

There will be two sets of music, starting shortly after 4:00, a video screening, and a special guest performance!

Snack zone will be in effect! Chairs provided, BYOB (bring your own blanket if you want to sprawl out/relax).

PWYC / all are welcome (family friendly, bring the kids!) / help us listen to whispers from space


facebook evemt: https://www.facebook.com/events/2626405324545675/Cosmic Homeostasis
Album release celebration!

an afternoon of ambient interstellar electroacoustic drift vibes
Sunday, October 4, 2026 / 4:00 / 918 Bathurst
PWYC / all are welcome / help us listen to whispers from space

You are invited to take in an afternoon of ambient interstellar electroacoustic drift vibes. Cosmic Homeostasis is an artistic collective that gathers for the purpose of creating large-ensemble improvised drone-based music. Mixing performers with diverse musical backgrounds and experience levels, performances create space to develop improvisatory skills through listening while constructing unique sonic environments.

This special gathering is in celebration of our new "studio" album, which was also recorded at 918 Bathurst. Tapes and download codes will be available, and we will perform "a score in three movements", which we interpreted  (twice!) on the album.

There will be two sets of music, starting shortly after 4:00, a video screening, and a special guest performance!

Snack zone will be in effect! Chairs provided, BYOB (bring your own blanket if you want to sprawl out/relax).

PWYC / all are welcome (family friendly, bring the kids!) / help us listen to whispers from space


facebook evemt: https://www.facebook.com/events/2626405324545675/
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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GRACE JONES SLAVE TO THE RHYTHM
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're in Toronto on Sunday I'm performing with an ensemble I get a lot of joy from performing with and it's in celebration of an album we're all very proud of!
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
54 more Billy Joel songs for me to not listen to, that's great
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm voting Gong for mayor
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because more and more people have heard of Choosin' Texas cultural cachet is up in a big way. Numbers we haven't seen since indie cred peaked in the early 2000s. The economy is back, baby!
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does Choosin' Texas have a verse about 2 year olds appearing without lawyers in immigration court or am I missing the cultural moment
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning! Another great day enjoying all the cultural cachet I have been gaining from not having heard Choosin' Texas.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think if enough of us make our entire online presence just 100% being proud that we've never heard Choosin' Texas we could actually shut down the internet for good and prevent AI from killing us all
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For a release to be distributed legally in Canada the album has to be rerecorded entirely or SOCAN will ignore it. That's why so many represskngs are expensive here, the import duties on non-rerecorded music
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're in Toronto on Sunday I'm performing with an ensemble I get a lot of joy from performing with and it's in celebration of an album we're all very proud of!
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sick of these reductive takes. What Coppy Copperson is saying is that if you don't like the Black Eyed Peas, it's because you're a racist who hates women
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"jamming their half-baked tech into critical systems" *Is there some form of "tech" which is fully-baked? Fossil fuels, probably. Everybody depends on it, it's 200 years old, it controls the govt *Fully matured technology that is the agent of our utter ruin
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rolling Stone writers when you tell them you haven't heard "Choosin' Texas"
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The weirdest thing people who like the popular thing do is pretending people who don't like the popular thing are doing it at them. Trust me, Maroon 5 is doing a lot more to the people who don't like it than it's doing for the people who do
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Horrendous Member Dismemberment" or Exhumed, it may say more about the listener than the song.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Argh Fuck Kill" or The Dayglo Abortions, it may say more about the listener than the song.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" or Primus, it may say more about the listener than the song.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "In The Meantime" or Spacehog, it may say more about the listener than the song.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get my cultural cachet cheques from George Soros
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool cool sounds like it will still be the biggest waste of time, valueless in every concievable way, an insult to art, truly immoral to waste this precious gift we call life watching
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Western provinces and block letters reading "WILL NOT FALL BACK" which is sure to become a political slogan
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HERE'S THE LATEST! Co-hosted by my 9 year old! @campradio.bsky.social makes it happen! More new @eiderdownrecords.bsky.social plus deep cuts for film freaks and/or Clash obsessives AND lots of Toronto love (Thank you as always to @wboothe.bsky.social) www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
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This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 21st September 2026
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my favourite Belle & Sebastian 7" cover. The song is no good
Photo of Tom Hanks a this of the way into Castaway and "Chuck Klosterman Begs" in the NYT font
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*I'm not having a moral panic-attack about this, but it seems like, in the long run, a potentially huge cultural transition. It does to the tech world what a Marcel Duchamp fountain does to the art world.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck yeah. One of the IYKest of IYKYK bands
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Final few days of my print sale. All 8x10 prints are 15$, 11x14 are 30, 13x19 are 40!! michaelkupperman.com/shop
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HERE'S THE LATEST! Co-hosted by my 9 year old! @campradio.bsky.social makes it happen! More new @eiderdownrecords.bsky.social plus deep cuts for film freaks and/or Clash obsessives AND lots of Toronto love (Thank you as always to @wboothe.bsky.social) www.mixcloud.com/camp_fr/this...
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This Is For You, My 7 Listeners / 21st September 2026
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hlynnende wynsum
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't decide which of these photos of Karl Lagerfeld is funnier
With 2 victorian street urchins, aged 8 and 27With 2 giant Coca Cola Light bottles that I think he hallucinated
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I hate the word "best" so much because it's a subjective word pretending to be an objective measure. That's some bullshit right there
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't stop listening to this beauty boy eiderdownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/she-ca... @eiderdownrecords.bsky.social
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She Came Through The Window To Stand By The Door, by Natalia Beylis and Eimear Reidy
3 track album
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am bored of genre-bending and genre-bridging and genre-agnostic music and to be quite frank the bar for genre-smashing and genre-defying is too low. I think the answer is to ignore genre and aim for audience-baffling, audience-confounding or even audience-enraging music.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't be the only one who thought Taylor Lorenz was a Tilly Norwood sitch
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CAMP Radio @campradio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday! listen.camp 12-1pm: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners @mitchberghini.bsky.social 1-2pm: Numinosum Radio @briancshort.bsky.social 4-6pm: Pome Pome Tones with Jeffrey Alexander @lidders.bsky.social 7-8pm: The Golden Ratio @chitrarecords.bsky.social *⏰️CEST
Man with a neutral expression stands in a kitchen wearing a white Vans T‑shirt while a smiling young child leans in from the left and touches his arm; a pack of dog training pads and kitchen cabinets are visible on the counter behind them.Large boulders scattered across a misty, rocky shore beneath a pale, featureless sky, conveying a quiet, desolate mood.Playlist cover titled Pome Pome Tones showing a dense blue list of song titles and artists (1960s–2020s) on an orange background, with an orange-tinted portrait of a young woman at lower right whose hair is flying, evoking a retro mixtape vibe.Spiral seashell on sand with colorful light-leak overlays, used as cover art titled "The Golden Ratio" (#6) promoting a radio show by Dionisaf & KapTep.
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CAMP Radio @campradio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
12-1pm: This Is For You, My 7 Listeners Canadian father and 45 year-old Matt Collins walks listeners through the wide world of music they may have missed growing up. @mitchberghini.bsky.social | spruceneedles.bandcamp.com #Jazz #Blues #Experimental #Underground #Rock *⏰️CEST
A tired-looking man stands in a bright kitchen wearing a white Vans T-shirt while a smiling child leans in and touches his shoulder, a pack of dog training pads and cabinets visible on the counter behind them.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 18/09/2026
My band @survivalclubtheband.com is hitting the road next week for 6 shows in Ontario and Québec, supporting the Honest Heart Collective. Here's where and when you can see us! 09/24 Sudbury 09/25 Ottawa 09/26 Kingston 09/27 Montréal 10/01 London 10/02 Toronto It would be awesome to see you there!
Honest Heart Collective tour dates (the important ones are in the post text)Five-piece band Survival Club in fall clothing sitting on a concrete skate jump thing (don't @ me I don't know)
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(Madonna Vogue voice) Tilly Norwood, we love you
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CAMP Radio @campradio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
9-10pm: Deadly Class A bi-weekly program exploring the finest in hip hop & adjacent sub-genres with a mix of current , classic, contemporary & underground flavours. Hosted by Damian Valles, episodes air every other Sunday from 9-10pm CET/CEST. *⏰️CEST
"The Deadly Class" title logo warped into a circular, globe-like shape with a blue-to-orange gradient on black, evoking a gritty, psychedelic poster.Episode 87 lineup poster listing hip-hop artists and producers — Denzel Curry & Kenny Beats, Rome Streetz, Chris Jose, Mick Jenkins, Fat Joe, Kool Keith & Mike Redman, Inspectah Deck and Czarface & Frankie Pulitzer — names arranged inside a blue-green globe with boombox and DJ deck icons.
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Demon's Home @demonshome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eraser (Philadelphia), Aster Dawn, Handyman at Green Auto on Thursday September 24, tickets here: gigpit.ca/shows/event:...
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Benjamin Boles @benjaminboles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It makes me sad that so many people whose politics mostly align with mine are so invested in this idea that it’s good to be an asshole. And not just that it’s morally fine, but also that it’s strategically sound. Ends-justify-the-means is a fascist worldview, and has never worked for them either.
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Hi, it's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well I'm glad I can provide a little light in this time of darkness
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Damian Valles @damianvalles.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
DEADLY CLASS: EP. 87 airs tonight! We’re back from our trip through the archives with a fresh 2026 roundup. 9pm CEST / 3pm EDT via @campradio.bsky.social Tune in to hear tracks by Denzel Curry & Kenny Beats, Fat Nwigwe, Chong Wizard, Shabazz Palaces, Your Old Droog, Czarface and more! #hiphopradio
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