Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wow yet another classic case of false advertising 080
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026walking through the park, saw a dog barking at a squirrel. Its owner bent down to admonish it, saying “watch your language!“ listen lady, if your dog sees a squirrel he should be allowed at least one “fuck you.” I think that’s fair 090
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I made an Instagram video about this a little while ago. It’s been flooded with comments of people saying if they enter a business and see AI posters, they will turn around and walk out. 23075
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What era of Nightwish is she listening to? This might be your problem. The Tarja years are the best ones 130
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026little house on the prairie 2: laura’s revenge 32573126
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When you get to heaven the first thing they ask you is “which Studio Ghibli house would you like to live in” 4296
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Nemo is an absolute banger I’m sorry I won’t hear otherwise 100
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Girls don‘t like to be choked THAT much we just yearn for proper lymphatic drainage 0101
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Movies shouldn't have a "dreamlike quality". I'm awake for a reason! 1356054
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I've invented a new font where every letter is replaced by a 3200x2400 pixel jpeg of a giant tropical centipede. Now to use it to write a letter of resignation to a company I haven't worked at for 8 years 18815
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I don’t want to KILL MYSELF I just want everyone in my life to realize they should have appreciated me more!! Why can’t they invent THAT 2151
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunAndy Warhol's Matt Collins! @mitchberghini.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Isabel is a genius and not just because we are friends (though that is a genius move) 111
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comDwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank YouAlt: Dwight Schrute's Boss Day Thank You 100
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunmy display name is a killing word @56kinternet.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Pfft! Like I’m going to read that 1102
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hello here is something I wrote! I might write more! medium.com/@isabelzawtu...medium.comFables for a Modern World: The Tortoise and the HareOnce upon a time in a sunny forest, there lived (among other creatures) a speedy hare and a slow tortoise. 032
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My girl Ciara is the only one with a blue name on the Wikipedia page I know that’s right 030
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026whoever named them anteaters really nailed it 7819
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026his secret to being so chill is… being the ghost of a drowned podcaster? 000
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This looks like Joe Rogan drowned & they didn’t find the body for a few days 4361
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Gf wants me to shave my beard in case I’m hiding a double chin. I WISH I was hiding a double chin. Instead I’m hiding a secret upside-down 2nd face of the twin I absorbed in utero. Which wouldn’t be so bad except the face looks exactly like my gf. And it hates her. I’m afraid it will try to bite her 0298
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Lord please let the Spurs win. I want DJ Khaled to be sad 2203
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I don’t know anything about sports but I want the Knicks to lose just because I don’t want Timothee Chalamet to be happy 1180
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Me after getting my nails freshly done: my hands are too small. Maybe if I wave them in front of people’s faces Me when my nails are chewed up, dirt road, choppy chippy dusty garbage: You could see my slovenliness from outer space. I need to have my hands surgically removed 010
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Trump, addressing the medical board: A nap could fix me Doctor: *shakes had vigorously* Trump: it would fix… all of us 040
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026For when you need to move to a non extradition country 061
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When your sleep paralysis demon is the embodiment of settler colonialism 2100
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 20/04/2026it never ends well for the horse sex people and we've known this since 2005 but society refuses to learn 020
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunold uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025my friend: are you going to art's party tonight? seems like you've got a lot going on me: I don't know, i feel like i got to since he's always at mine the medieval peasant i brought to our time on his second bag of guacamole doritos: might we stop for a second "jimmied john" me: sure man i guess 112721
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Madonna is a pop star at a music show it’s a bit different than a grown ass adult in a children’s play place Rosie 120
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026If Justin Trudeau can go to Coachella at 54 then I should be allowed to use the IKEA ball pit at 35. It’s simply the law of mathematics 2347936
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Thinking about how, for a cow, a bikini top & a bikini bottom are basically the same thing 2132
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026media.tenor.coma man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingoALT: a man is wearing a hat and scarf and says bingo 010
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Train was 20+ minutes late and as everyone filed in, the conductor was yelling “no shoving, everyone be nice! Everyone please be nice!” Guess what country I live in 1122
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-TunUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026our patience has been rewarded 7537132
Reposted by Isabel Zaw-Tunceej @ceej.online · 31/05/2024thinking about transmuting my belief in the resiliency of institutions into uncritical hero worship of a specific dude. might sublimate my entire political ideology into the whims of some guy 524129
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Maybe an acceptable excuse in 2012! But now? With Etsy resellers and disintegrating Shein scraps filling the Value Village racks?? With second hand Selkie selling on depop at MAYBE a 15% discount on the ticket price???? 130
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Character: ugh the closet I rent in a shared basement apartment has cockroaches. Which would be manageable but they've joined with the rats and unionized. Me: Bitch you are wearing a 300 dollar sweater 1160
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Working retail can really make you incapable of enjoying sitcoms. I've seen too many canonically broke characters wearing 3 new Anthropologie dresses every week 2222
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Oh to be clear you will not have the power to answer ALL the emails. We never made such a wild claim 020
Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2026[the inventor of ADHD meds making their pitch] ok imagine: methamphetamine!! that you take so you can answer emails 1292
