GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me spending money on a pre-order months in advance: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me when I remember months later that the pre-order is about to ship: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! 011
Reposted by GPNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045371
Reposted by GPJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/09/2026How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days 221322
Reposted by GPceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024just won the lottery!! I don’t even remember buying a ticket lmao. I can see all the townspeople coming over right now, probably wanna congratulate me. probably jealous lol 1560244
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nah how did I just now clock Manchester City’s next match is vs Liverpool at Anfield 💀 120
Reposted by GPAnna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy 2207
Reposted by GPBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says" 2266181257
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Forrest Gump reboot starring Steve Rannazzisi and it's him at a bus stop telling strangers about all the major world events he was definitely there for 020
Reposted by GPalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here. 5949481463
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Funny hearing a referee use the term “penalty shout” like he’s a pundit or something 170
Reposted by GPTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Shithead ex-governor arrested in child-support case while working as extra in Christian film” may be the most “Righteous Gemstones”-coded story I’ve ever seen. 520029
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is there a way to stream the English language broadcast of the match? Feel like NBC started doing this last year where you could only watch the Telemundo broadcast on the NBC Sports App. I’m logged in w TV provider. 100
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My algorithm keeps feeding me hype edits with yakuza bosses pulling up to places w their convoy but they’re always rolling up in these goofy Toyota vans which undercuts the whole gangster vibe and it’s so funny. 000
Reposted by GPstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Tier One Operator 25 confirmed kills (all unarmed civilians), read my book "Honor Among Sheepdogs" 0352
Reposted by GPlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won 191715213
Reposted by GProb @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 17/08/2026reacher (just cut through a homeless camp, blood smeared on the windshield, distant screams) the shortest distance between two points is always a straight line local cop ally: what the fuck are you talking about reacher? this isn't even the right side of town reacher: (putting the van in reverse) 0595
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New personal best, cracked the Top 10 today MapTap Frontier Level 15 · 58 rounds · 6:55 Fell at Tapachula, Mexico · 5,536 pts www.maptap.gg/frontiermaptap.ggFrontier — MapTap 010
Reposted by GPmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/05/2024boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint 61914275
Reposted by GPSam Antics @dsoart.com · 03/08/2026Garffeld as Pangur Bán (from Seamus Heaney’s translation) 4599178
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Gonna need the commentators to stop insisting on saying this guy’s full name every time he touches the ball 020
Reposted by GPSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office. 533935903
Reposted by GPjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/202421 years ago Joe had a simple question 4567791593
Reposted by GPDan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City" 292690313
Reposted by GPMicah @rincewind.run · 27/07/2026please enjoy the entire John Kruk vs A Tie saga, genuinely riveting television 318819
Reposted by GPMel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Reading Camus. "I cannot believe that everything must be subordinated to a single end. There are means that cannot be excused. And I should like to be able to love my country and still love justice. I don't want just any greatness for it, particularly a greatness born of blood and falsehood.“ 19426
Reposted by GPweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/07/2026t shirt concept (is this too niche?) 2049871
Reposted by GPlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026asking taylor swift if she served in the mekong delta in '72 1283
Reposted by GPGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317255016967
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Watching a Danish show and the guy says “shhhh” (the universal shushing sound) and the subtitles said “Be quiet now.” Captioner taking liberties imo 251
Reposted by GPKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 19/07/2026RIP Argentina. You would have loved going on the Today Show to explain the offside rule to Jenna Bush 05910
