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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Bugs from Brazil
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maybe he'd frame it that way, but I suspect he cares most about the economic and diplomatic impact of pissing off the UAE. which is why nation-states should never have been allowed to own clubs in the first place.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is great!
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me spending money on a pre-order months in advance: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me when I remember months later that the pre-order is about to ship: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Beetle Moses book shipping October 6
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fire Mogged these zoomers today
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/09/2026
How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024
just won the lottery!! I don’t even remember buying a ticket lmao. I can see all the townspeople coming over right now, probably wanna congratulate me. probably jealous lol
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It takes 380 calories to get there but this is the one
MET-RX Big 100 Vanilla Caramel Churro protein bar
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna be over there that weekend but will be up in Scotland for a wedding 😩
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nah how did I just now clock Manchester City’s next match is vs Liverpool at Anfield 💀
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Yeah I’m in the lifestyle” (Divorced)
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blatant voter suppression tactics for the streamer awards
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 21/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 14
3 panel comic of Garffeld: panel 1, Garffeld is crouched on a cushion while Jon is saying, "A poor, benighted creature was left at the door. I will tend to it till it is well."; panel 2, Jon holds up a small grey kitten and says, "This is Nergal."; panel 3, Garffeld flops his head down on the cushion, while thinking, "Wake me on judgement day."
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stewie Griffin Michael Myers
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Anna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forrest Gump reboot starring Steve Rannazzisi and it's him at a bus stop telling strangers about all the major world events he was definitely there for
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They ask me, people say, how are you gonna stop Ryu’s hadoken attack, very nasty move by the way, and he spams it. I told them just you wait, we are calling it the “Psycho Crusher Attack”, you’ve never seen a move so beautiful or powerful
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He used it twice too 😂. “There was a penalty shout on #8. Prior to the penalty shout, the player was offsides.”
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Funny hearing a referee use the term “penalty shout” like he’s a pundit or something
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Shithead ex-governor arrested in child-support case while working as extra in Christian film” may be the most “Righteous Gemstones”-coded story I’ve ever seen.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Instant serotonin boost
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You should post this in the bacon guys subreddit explaining that your wife is a vegetarian, sit back and watch the fireworks
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Any excuse to rewatch this video youtu.be/3mZ1zV1l2KQ?...
youtu.be
PS22 Chorus "LISZTOMANIA" Phoenix
YouTube video by PS22 Chorus
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just listened to the full ep and see Libby said the same thing lol
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
to quote past guest Nick Wiger, Vanilla is a complex flavor from an exotic bean!
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Almost replied with the boss baby meme then realized you were probably just doing the boss baby meme lol
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
genuine lol
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I nearly cried laughing at the “I am Michael” listening to this at my desk yesterday
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lol only heard of the Top 5 and still not sure what 1 of them does just heard the name 😂
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok maybe not in naming places, but the spirit of this 2025 comment is “let’s not pretend Canada has been anything less than horrible to its indigenous populations”. Land acknowledgments are nice and all but those places also bore those same names while residential schools were operating.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks. I’ve got AT&T uverse and it’s bundled w internet so use it for my “login w TV provider” stuff and never really use the cable box which is in the other room. Infuriating to pay NBC for NBC Sports and U-Verse and not have a streaming option. May have to move to YouTubeTV or something.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is there a way to stream the English language broadcast of the match? Feel like NBC started doing this last year where you could only watch the Telemundo broadcast on the NBC Sports App. I’m logged in w TV provider.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My algorithm keeps feeding me hype edits with yakuza bosses pulling up to places w their convoy but they’re always rolling up in these goofy Toyota vans which undercuts the whole gangster vibe and it’s so funny.
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so many funny details herre
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tier One Operator 25 confirmed kills (all unarmed civilians), read my book "Honor Among Sheepdogs"
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this part deux
In early 2019, a top-secret SEAL Team 6 mission authorized by President Donald Trump to plant a covert listening device inside North Korea went wrong when operators encountered a small local vessel, opened fire, and killed the unarmed crew before aborting the mission.
Wikipedia +2
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
trying to find an old swisha house freestyle
Google AI search summary 

Search: feelin good feelin great just had a 4 finna sip an 8th

Response: That sounds like a heavy pour, but please be careful with your health and safety. Taking large amounts of prescription cough syrup or mixing substances can be very dangerous.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pancho!
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yup, shirt was off before the ball hit the back of the net. Miss him so much.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
reacher (just cut through a homeless camp, blood smeared on the windshield, distant screams) the shortest distance between two points is always a straight line local cop ally: what the fuck are you talking about reacher? this isn't even the right side of town reacher: (putting the van in reverse)
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is one of the biggest fringe benefits of following international soccer
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love his corny lines. “I’m good at not letting people get away with things”
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GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
righteous* violence
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