GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026maybe he'd frame it that way, but I suspect he cares most about the economic and diplomatic impact of pissing off the UAE. which is why nation-states should never have been allowed to own clubs in the first place. 020
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me spending money on a pre-order months in advance: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me when I remember months later that the pre-order is about to ship: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! 021
Reposted by GPNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045571
Reposted by GPJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/09/2026How can we get Nathan Fielder into a rental home with Man City execs for the next 34 days 221422
Reposted by GPceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024just won the lottery!! I don’t even remember buying a ticket lmao. I can see all the townspeople coming over right now, probably wanna congratulate me. probably jealous lol 1460144
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gonna be over there that weekend but will be up in Scotland for a wedding 😩 020
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nah how did I just now clock Manchester City’s next match is vs Liverpool at Anfield 💀 120
Reposted by GPAnna @anjvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy 2207
Reposted by GPBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says" 2266671272
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Forrest Gump reboot starring Steve Rannazzisi and it's him at a bus stop telling strangers about all the major world events he was definitely there for 020
Reposted by GPalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here. 5949491462
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They ask me, people say, how are you gonna stop Ryu’s hadoken attack, very nasty move by the way, and he spams it. I told them just you wait, we are calling it the “Psycho Crusher Attack”, you’ve never seen a move so beautiful or powerful 041
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026He used it twice too 😂. “There was a penalty shout on #8. Prior to the penalty shout, the player was offsides.” 020
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Funny hearing a referee use the term “penalty shout” like he’s a pundit or something 170
Reposted by GPTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Shithead ex-governor arrested in child-support case while working as extra in Christian film” may be the most “Righteous Gemstones”-coded story I’ve ever seen. 520029
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You should post this in the bacon guys subreddit explaining that your wife is a vegetarian, sit back and watch the fireworks 000
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Any excuse to rewatch this video youtu.be/3mZ1zV1l2KQ?...youtu.bePS22 Chorus "LISZTOMANIA" PhoenixYouTube video by PS22 Chorus 120
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just listened to the full ep and see Libby said the same thing lol 010
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026to quote past guest Nick Wiger, Vanilla is a complex flavor from an exotic bean! 141
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Almost replied with the boss baby meme then realized you were probably just doing the boss baby meme lol 010
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I nearly cried laughing at the “I am Michael” listening to this at my desk yesterday 190
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026lol only heard of the Top 5 and still not sure what 1 of them does just heard the name 😂 110
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ok maybe not in naming places, but the spirit of this 2025 comment is “let’s not pretend Canada has been anything less than horrible to its indigenous populations”. Land acknowledgments are nice and all but those places also bore those same names while residential schools were operating. 010
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thanks. I’ve got AT&T uverse and it’s bundled w internet so use it for my “login w TV provider” stuff and never really use the cable box which is in the other room. Infuriating to pay NBC for NBC Sports and U-Verse and not have a streaming option. May have to move to YouTubeTV or something. 100
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is there a way to stream the English language broadcast of the match? Feel like NBC started doing this last year where you could only watch the Telemundo broadcast on the NBC Sports App. I’m logged in w TV provider. 100
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My algorithm keeps feeding me hype edits with yakuza bosses pulling up to places w their convoy but they’re always rolling up in these goofy Toyota vans which undercuts the whole gangster vibe and it’s so funny. 000
Reposted by GPstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Tier One Operator 25 confirmed kills (all unarmed civilians), read my book "Honor Among Sheepdogs" 0352
Reposted by GPlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won 191715213
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yup, shirt was off before the ball hit the back of the net. Miss him so much. 010
Reposted by GProb @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 17/08/2026reacher (just cut through a homeless camp, blood smeared on the windshield, distant screams) the shortest distance between two points is always a straight line local cop ally: what the fuck are you talking about reacher? this isn't even the right side of town reacher: (putting the van in reverse) 0595
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is one of the biggest fringe benefits of following international soccer 011
GP @itsthegp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I love his corny lines. “I’m good at not letting people get away with things” 110