Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Aries: Fuck you. 2343397
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026here’s a fake stand-up joke i thought of at work today: folks, axl rose isn’t getting any younger, you know… yep, in fact, recently, he had a nasty fall at home - and ended up having to go in for sha-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na knee replacement surgery 1263
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Friendly reminder from those of us who have had to live with this douchebag: when he sticks his wierd ass face up in the primaries, trust californians when we say he needs to be tossed into obscurity forever 010
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not clicking that. I have important things I'm doing. 151
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHSenator "a ghost or smth, idfk" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026where all the sausage ladies at 151
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From, of all things, an old/archived *Cornell University* page on the topic, and uh BOY IS THIS A RICH TEXT: 39311
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stabbing the CEO 47 times to make it authentic caesar 3623
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 17093023068
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/01/2026Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from. 25369931424
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHZeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I run an office and get screamed at a lot. If I take a day to jam french fries in my mouth and frown that's my business. 041
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHsamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"enjoy the camps" must go so hard as a lib insult if you are too stupid to notice that a lot of the camps got built while obama was president and then didn't get closed down while biden was president. sure seems like you actually don't mind the camps. 722746
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026But you want AI to do the work for us so you can fire us, that's why you told us to use it dumbass 030
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHThalia Zephyr @thalia-zephyr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026guitar center is desperately trying to find new openers for ed sheeran and they have a site where you can submit audition tapes it appears to not be moderated. my current fave is a video by user EdSheeranSupportsAndFundsGenocide where two men lick each others cowboy boots and hump big black boots 36817
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026don't tell me what I meant. 0174
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pray for the brave Pitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw held up in Oman (and by all means play with audio) www.vesseltracker.com/en/Ships/Pit...vesseltracker.comPitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw - Cargo Ship, MMSI 246124000, Callsign ABCD, Flag Netherlands - vesseltracker.comDetails for the ship Pitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw , Cargo Ship, Position Oman with current real time AIS position and ship photos by vesseltracker.com. 020
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHまり @malidala.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A second wings has hit the twin liters of pepsi 061
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For future reference, posting this will speed run blocks 291
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHsmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 12/09/2026dune 4: the return of earthworm jim 54511
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHbanana-vandal.bsky.social @banana-vandal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I miss Pangea 021
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHdan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/09/2026I will never do a 9/11 joke. All my jokes are 10/10 215219
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Tbh I probably think about how bad it must have felt in the 50s to be the only guy in town keyed into the Church hearings like MKULTRA being real is something people STILL call a conspiracy theory when it's just straight up like 90 pages of public record it must have been hell to know things then 4715
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dear teachers I have some bad news for you 000
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Have I been talking to my coffee grinder for years with no response? Sure But I know that one day the technology will improve and I don't want to be left behind 000
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Already missing the three day weekend and all the things I got accomplished 000
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everything wrong with america in one headline 000
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHJames @aquartistjames.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Remember how we had a whole conversation about how nothing produced with AI can really be protected? These companies can and will review everything you input to see if it’s worth stealing from you. 011
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHAmano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you are working on a project and use OpenAI, Sam Altman will use what you sent to the plagiarism machine to plagiarize your work and fraudulently fob it off as his own in an effort to continue to lie and decieve that his glorified ELIZA slopbot is good for anything beyond slop and drivel 011
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHAviel Roshwald @avielroshwald.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A disproportionate number of AfD supporters suffer from Restless Arm Syndrome, public-health officials report. 1326
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 08/09/2026*railing adderall while my claude agents grind out a 20loc PR I will mostly not read* i need people on the internet to understand that they're wrong for the next 6-12 hours 21157
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 08/09/2026demonstrating reason and language capabilities in coat hooks alters our understanding of self, even if we don't particularly like the alteration 6627118
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 07/09/2026i'm ready to start beat downmaxxing everyone who continues to use the whole 'maxxing' suffix thing in every possible circumstance 192
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ha ha tiny US HAW HAW TINY EUROPEnpr.orgThe U.N. backs a new world map showing Africa in its true relative sizeThe U.N. has backed a new map showing Africa in its true relative size, with the U.S. standing alone in opposition. 1265
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've flipped off every cybertruck and model Y tesla I've seen over the last year I can categorically, and with confidence, declare that like 2% of drivers are looking at the road they're looking at the dashboard 130
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHTheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026do not touch the massive dong. touching the massive dong is the mind killer. touching the massive dong is the little death that leads to total annihilation. i will face my massive dong. i will allow it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone, only i will remain 021
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just changed my name to Claude so corporate shills have to ask me questions and do what I say 000
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHJenny @loraxthatshit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Bazinga.krcrtv.comThree Mount Shasta climbers rescued after relying on AI to plan climbThree novice climbers were rescued from Mount Shasta on Sunday after becoming lost, running low on supplies and spending an unplanned night in Mud Creek Canyon, 2112
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thanking an unknown someone at aljazeera for this specific frame of video 010
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13298181830
