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WITCHY STARFISH

@itchystarfish.bsky.social

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BMX bike gangleader and elder

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

But you want AI to do the work for us so you can fire us, that's why you told us to use it dumbass

Mean girls meme making "so we agree" face

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

or..........is it a follow list?

Homer Simpson with Bart in Worst day SO FAR meme

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have a revelation for evan

Johnny from the movie Airplane, smiling with an unplugged cable is his hand

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wired knows a good, gullible tech sucker better than anyone

Wired "subcribers only" notice on the above link

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

In a 40-minute interview on MSNBC, Harris told host Rachel Maddow she had always believed that “titans of industry” would serve as a guardrail for democracy in the country.

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It was radically moderate and tried something no one had ever tried before!

text from the website strongfloornoceiling(dot)us: A radically moderate plan that combines the best ideas from left and right to rebuild opportunity for every citizen.

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Lets up our font game this year people!

Video still of a very disturbed person running around his neighborhood right after charlie kirk's death, holding up a piece of paper with "charlie kirk" printed on about 15% of the page. Small font

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

could be a half maggot

kombucha girl face during the 'maybe not half bad' phase

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

run

"Nathaniel" the guy who claimed to be in a loving relationship with his sedan. He's leaning his cheek against the side panel by a headlight. As one does

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

wish ugg luck and bucket

Picture of a white plastic 5 gallon bucket with a warning for kids to not climb into, but also instructions for how to puke in one

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

happy birthday! You're finally old enough I took the governor off you can turn this farther now

Photo of a motorcycle throttle

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

did the mall time travel too?

Wikipedia article headline: Terminator 2: Judgment Day
1991 film directed by James Cameron

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Always championed by the best people too www.propublica.org/article/ryan...

Shadowbox Studios was formerly Blackhall Studios, founded by Ryan Millsap. Millsap sold the studios to Commonwealth Group, a private equity firm, in 2021, and the studios were rebranded as Shadowbox.

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Pocket Sand
It's super effective

Scene from king of the hill with boomhauer throwing sand of the pocket variety in an assailant's face

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"I didn't sign up for this"

The brief moment in time when Tim Pool was in the white house press corps because the admin filtered out all real journalists

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

RFK jr with his stupid mouth wide open

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Fucking with Kevin Costners and maintaining sovereignty

Gil Birmingham as Chief Thomas Rainwater in Yellowstone, looking over a landscape with what looks like blueprints

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Stabilizing Wilmas, and covering up armbands

Gil Gerard as Buck Rogers standing behind, and holding onto the arms of the character Wilma Deering, played by Erin Gray

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Cops are so clever

According to the sheriff's office, fire crews responding to the Fred Mountain Fire shortly after it started were flagged down by Mitchell, who allegedly told them she had intentionally started the fire.

Deputies and detectives later developed probable cause to arrest

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

first tattoo I've seen of JK Rowling...

Part of the above tattoo on the back of the right shoulder, with two people wearing orange jumpsuits, facing away from the viewer towards two urinals on the wall, seemingly pointing at or grabbing each others' junk

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

angry little kid scowing with their face squished against a window looking outside towards the viewer, with the word "Maddow..."

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Have some fun live a little it's the weekend

Return of the Cmonmacques appearing under the discover tab

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

they released a video yesterday, I don't know what the big deal is wait for it

still image of Mitch Mcconnell, similar to videos of Mitch Mcconnell

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

nevermind, it's just beans

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

sounds good, I'll cover the skullet years

A young black and white photo of Joe Biden with a combover, sideburns and mullet using what's left

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

scene from the movie The Graduate: "one word, plastics"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

hold on a sec, let's see how this plays out...

Altered headline that just reads "Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian bale are in Heat"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

His team issued this live, in person video response just this afternoon

Mitch Mcconnel, frozen in time and space. As has been his way since 2019

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

LOL

3 posts (there were more, this is just some of them) from Queen of Marz, all submitted at 36s timestamp

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

doing it orally this weekend

70s magazine ad for a coke huffer. Two illustrations of what might be considered attractive people, looks like a guy and his daughter, and pictures of what look like glass pipes, one with a rubber bulb. "Do it Orally with the Gasper. Oral or nasal snow ingester. Bulb model $9.95, Pocket model $5.95. Long ago when snow was first used as a drug, the natives of S. America used hollow reeds to the blow the powder down each others throats. This method put the snow more directly into the lungs and did not damage delicate nasal and sinus membranes. The Gasper is the application of modern technology to this age old time tested technique. To order send check, cash, or money order with name and address and zip code to Tomoro Products INC, with a texas address. DEALERS INQUIRIES INVITED"

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

lemme talk to dad over there

Beetleguise movie scene with main character talking to a shrunken head, which is disproportionally small

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

you're keeping me from my true form

bluesky notice of quoteposts disabled

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Deeny's PFP but with sunglasses saying the above post

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

definitely saving this one for no currently defined reason

crop of freaky fish PFP with "You"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Oh thank heavens

The good news? Throughout history, savvy investors have always found ways to shield themselves from inflation’s bite — in war and in peace.

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

South Park sign that reads "Patty Gonia did everything wrong"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I had no idea about the relationship between big naturals and agriculture

More sheep die prematurely from disease, accidents and attacks by dogs or foxes than from wolves, the findings show. As far as damage to crops is concerned, the wolf comes in 10th behind geese and tits.

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Metaverse cartoon scene with three people with no legs or pelvis saying "Come back Mark! We still can't pee Mark! MARK!"

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Just got our tickets to DC for the big celebration!

Photo of a white family with the parents in big clear trashbags, filled with other clear trashbags with "Ice" on them, woman on right is holding a baby, and two small kids wearing t-shirts, one says "Too cold," the other "Two cold". There's a big blue arrow and the word "Baby" pointing to the baby. Because Ice, Ice Baby, too cold, and then the second one

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WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

dayyyummm

Movie Poster from Cool As Ice, Starring Vanilla Ice, looking cool as ice and leaning against a motorcycle with the unforgettable pitch: "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

if the smelly rodent gives you a hard time, lie and say this is you

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I used to think AI romantic partners were stupid until I met mine...

Hasbro Think-A-Tron, the machine that thinks like a man! It thinks! It answers! It remembers! A 1960s toy that looks like a small plastic box with a hand crank, two dials and some nondescript likes that likely go bleep bloop

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

in

zoom in of add with "free" and "door pickup" specified for conditions

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

everyone knows who those people are now, finally, they also know who these assholes are remind the class, wise professor, which ones our govt funded oh yeah, we also know what hasbara is too, you hack

Benjamin Netanyahu, and Ben Gvir doing a bro shake in the knesset

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

chatbox "there's a deez in the distance"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Thumbs up jesus winking and saying "Hit dat shit, skip!"

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

THE GREAT
MEATBALL LASSO OF 3049!

For some reason the enterprise is chasing a giant asteroid and looks to head it off at the pass

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Tonight, on a very special episode of Battlestar Galactica"

Starship Enterprise serves as the background

WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Same picture of cute happy dog with a word bubble stating "Hi, I'm just an average user on bsky, and I came accross your post looking for advice and that's a good list but experience tells me the answer is more snacks, snacks, some snacks, a few more snacks and most importantly, don't forget the snacks"