WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Up to her old tricks again I see (real estate scams) 010
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Aries: Fuck you. 2343397
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026here’s a fake stand-up joke i thought of at work today: folks, axl rose isn’t getting any younger, you know… yep, in fact, recently, he had a nasty fall at home - and ended up having to go in for sha-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na knee replacement surgery 1263
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm calling the police you've been out there for hours, it's getting a little weird 010
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Friendly reminder from those of us who have had to live with this douchebag: when he sticks his wierd ass face up in the primaries, trust californians when we say he needs to be tossed into obscurity forever 010
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not clicking that. I have important things I'm doing. 151
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026banana retailer stresses importance of buying lots of bananas 000
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when I think "california lowrider culture" Jay bigfatwhiteface Leno is definitely the avatar 040
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BUT HE IS MADE OF CHEESE POWDER AND IS SOLE SOURCE OF EVIL, NOT IN ANY WAY ENABLED BY A LARGER SOCIETAL EVIL AND HE IS NOT SO CRUNCHY ANYMORE 020
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHSenator "a ghost or smth, idfk" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026where all the sausage ladies at 151
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From, of all things, an old/archived *Cornell University* page on the topic, and uh BOY IS THIS A RICH TEXT: 39311
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stabbing the CEO 47 times to make it authentic caesar 3623
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 17093023068
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I finally heard the millennial version of this 'from 9/11 to global economic collapse to gig economy job loss to global viral pandemic/trump, yet we still real tough yadda yadda' I think just living in america is episodic trauma in general 020
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm sure scott kupor will get right on that focus on the IRS losses first, then the rest of the decimated fed workforce will easier 060
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026that's not true, you can't just say stuff like that! cocaine addicts are called limeys that's why they post here all night and get obsessed with england 050
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/01/2026Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from. 25369931424
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was wondering if that joke even lands in canada 011
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just thought everyone here was from Missouri 120
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This continues to suck Thank you for irreverent t-shirts at least. Im finding them invaluable for meeting sane people More and more people are recognizing how fucked up this is getting 060
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHZeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I run an office and get screamed at a lot. If I take a day to jam french fries in my mouth and frown that's my business. 041
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the entire media apparatus that gave him air time and coverage because they thought he was a joke... 121
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHsamantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"enjoy the camps" must go so hard as a lib insult if you are too stupid to notice that a lot of the camps got built while obama was president and then didn't get closed down while biden was president. sure seems like you actually don't mind the camps. 722746
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"what investing in private equity can do for YOU" 020
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026infringing, LOL I have to thank this app for really informing me of just how many smug, intolerant pieces of shit live on that little island off the coast of france 0120
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You just said you were 14 My how the turnips have tided! 030
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026But you want AI to do the work for us so you can fire us, that's why you told us to use it dumbass 030
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My situation is bleak So I will tell the world on twitter, which I still have access to as someone stripped of all freedoms 010
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHThalia Zephyr @thalia-zephyr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026guitar center is desperately trying to find new openers for ed sheeran and they have a site where you can submit audition tapes it appears to not be moderated. my current fave is a video by user EdSheeranSupportsAndFundsGenocide where two men lick each others cowboy boots and hump big black boots 36817
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hung'em on a fence and used a broom beat the water right out of'em it was brutal 130
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026don't tell me what I meant. 0174
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pray for the brave Pitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw held up in Oman (and by all means play with audio) www.vesseltracker.com/en/Ships/Pit...vesseltracker.comPitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw - Cargo Ship, MMSI 246124000, Callsign ABCD, Flag Netherlands - vesseltracker.comDetails for the ship Pitipiwpiw Wiw Wiw , Cargo Ship, Position Oman with current real time AIS position and ship photos by vesseltracker.com. 020
WITCHY STARFISH @itchystarfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This the first bsky post I've bookmarked Thank you 110
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHまり @malidala.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A second wings has hit the twin liters of pepsi 061
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For future reference, posting this will speed run blocks 291
Reposted by WITCHY STARFISHsmillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 12/09/2026dune 4: the return of earthworm jim 54511
