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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wrote the first chapter of a novel! I’m hopefully going to keep working on this and posting chapters as i complete them, although if I ever finish it I might go back and delete them when I publish it, but for now, its up here for free, feel free to comment and critique

amphibianmanifesto.blogspot.com

First Chapter of a Novel?!?

Chapter 1 Mud Mud awoke that morning as he awoke every morning, to the sonorous calls of the shepherds, singing to their wooly charge...

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

remember, whenever a headline asks a question, the answer is no

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my kids are back in in person school for the first time since Covid started and my wife also went into the office today, so I was alone most of the day for the first time in a while, and its gonna be like this most days now, and its just weird

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my kid and I came up with a concept for an anime called “You Can’t Level Up Without a Girlfriend!” It would be an isekai to a Elden Ring-like setting. Main character is a girl who thinks she is straight who finds out she needs a “maiden” to level up so has to find one to survive, hilarity+yuri ensue

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

has there ever been a more controversial song than Short People by Randy Newman?

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i can’t be the only one who wishes more audio books were read by sexy ladies instead of old british men

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

by most conventional measures my life has been one failure after another, but when I think about what I should have done differently, my answer is “Nothing” cuz fuck if I know what the right choices were, and I got a kickass wife and some awesome kids. who needs a functioning body or a good career

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i like how nynaeve needs to part the fucking ten foot deep ocean water to get out because she’s from the mountains and can’t fucking swim

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

lol why were there a bunch of millipedes crawling on a dead body in wheel of time s3e8. he’s meat not a leaf

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

they should make an elden ring tv show. would it be good? no

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

starting last episode of wheel of time, i’ve never read the books, im hoping we get a 4kids One Piece ending where Rand gets collared and then it just ends. womp womp

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i do like this show but this makes me chuckle. #10? maybe don’t mention that. its like when i used to brag about having the fastest hardcore oxygenarian 100% familiar run for specific obscure familiars in Kingdom of Loathing. but at least I wasn’t #10

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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:

PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

are there any super hard scifi settings where we contact aliens but just never meet them because FTL is impossible and we just like consume their mass media on a fifty year delay or whatever don’t talk to me about pluribus I want like, alien culture is ubiquitous and influential but no FTL travel

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i’m replaying Elden Ring for a third time, now on Switch 2, and man, i forgot how satisfying it is to kick a giant enemies ass after he’s been curb stomping me for a half hour. inject it straight into my veins. will i still feel this way when its melania and 8 hours? yes

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it really bothers me Perrin in S3E7 of wheel of time says that Loial and the two aiel shouldn’t return to fight after their mission because three fighters won’t make a difference. loial is a living tank and the aiels have anime fighting powers. 3 shonen heroes can make a huge difference

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

behold cotterpin snootzer and her axolotl pillow

a hognose snake rests its head on a carved axolotl made out of amethyst

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

is here a yoshi skin for torrent for elden ring on switch, and if not, why not

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authorblues @authorblu.es · 31/08/2026

The reason I know I'm neurotypical is because whenever I go into a new room, I imagine how an object would bounce around the room like a DVD logo, off of walls and furniture. When I daydream, I do the same with rooms I remember from my childhood. This is a thing that we all do, which is normal.

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

don’t rely on the uber wealthy to save us. not to mention the solution to the climate crisis is to stop polluting, not build resource expensive and resource inefficient bunkers to literally put our head in the sand while we continue polluting

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Adam is Gone Froggin @gonefroggin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Spring Peeper 🐸

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Yen Press @yenpress.com · 30/08/2026

Real isopod hours. 📗 Deep-Sea Aquarium Magmell, Vol. 1 Available now: buff.ly/iLYkxt7

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

important poll: fantasy setting where people live on a planet sized isopod. should it roll around on the inside of a dyson sphere like sphere of lichen to create a day and night cycle, or trundle and the day and night cycle is created by its back swaying (and its tummy is in perpetual night)

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the no one ever grows up theory of evil states that everyone always feels like a child no matter how old they get, and some people express that by playing video games or sports or scrapbooking, and other people express it by refusing to think about the consequences of their actions

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

do lionfish have dens? wheel of time fans want to know. seriously I have kept them in aquaria and i don’t think they do, not like a jawfish

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

omfg what an opener for S3 of Wheel of Time

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Two formally dressed brothers raise money for a nun.

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wheel of time season 2 does often feel like you are watching someone else’s fetish porn

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

wheel of time (tv) needs to keep having lanfear murder random people on screen to remind us she is evil because otherwise you keep wondering why Rand isn’t siding with her just cuz she is so awesome

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wheel of Time (tv show) not explaining much of its lore has me out here wondering “Do we know that breaking the wheel is bad? like sure ishamel seems like an asshole but like how do we know whether “the light” or “the dark” is bad? just cuz of the names?

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I am pretty sure Leila Kolomi from the Star Trek S1 E24 This Side of Paradise was suppose to meet Spock six years before that episode, which since SNW starts ten years prior to TOS, means Spock should meet her this Season (4) of SNW. Will the writers be this picky and include her? time will tell

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

it used to be you could just email companies when you had an issue. it took a minute of your time. then they forced you to sit in a live chat, taking up a half hour or more. now they send you to an AI chat first to waste your time before the real person shows up. why do things only get worse

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

we should rename ice cream to cold cream to piss trump off

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have now cleared Slay the Spire 1 with all classes at Ascension 20 including killing the heart

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i would much rather watch optimistic media about cheerful people facing serious challenges than nihilistic media about moody people facing trivial problems. but both can be fine, variety is the spice of life

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

wtf is charlotte cracker doing at 21. above katakuri!?! like i don’t even like katakuri but who the fuck likes cracker?

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☭🎨Solinga 🎨☭ @solinga.art · 25/08/2026

art is my only source of income now. consider getting yourself a work of fine art 🎨

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i cannot believe the minions are saying pee pee lasagna. in my day they said banana. how far our society has fallen

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

cotterpin finally settled down it seems, only one hiss when I initially picked her up, no hooding or mock bites, and after calmly exploring for awhile she chose to sit entwined in my fingers for fifteen minutes while I played Slay the Spire, and then had to be gently encouraged to go home

hognose snake pointedly refusing to go into her enclosure

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

when i get ideas for writing in the middle of the night i write them down in my notes app and then read them later. i was just combing through them and found “intelligent fungus that can read the internet but in a bad way” and i have no idea what I meant by that, but i think i was cooking

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

wheel of time show had a rough start but im getting into it. has a real strong nineties tv fantasy vibe, like xena with better cgi. its cheesy but i like the cheese

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

omg i just discovered reader mode on Safari and now fandom wikis are usable on my ipad again

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

yeah, one of my favorite shows. they should keep making shows like that

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds really makes me want the next Star Trek to be done by or with Jim Henson Studios with puppets

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TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊 @thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Complete this sentence. I own a ridiculous amount of: - fantasy+scifi fiction - DnD rulebooks from multiple editions - reptile+fish magazines - video games going back to the NES - pets of all kinds (~20 not including fish or invertebrates) - sleeveless shirts - amiibos - legos - broken recliners

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