iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 7h

I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...

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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 12h

the slightly disappointing follow-up to 'my dad wrote a porno'

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This one raises a fascinating philosophical question: if you list your flat for £200k more than it is worth, have you really listed it, or are you just posting pictures of your home's interior online?

Georgia Dean and her husband recently took their property off the market.

He bought the two-bedroom flat in Haggerston, east London, for £470,000 in 2014. But the mortgage rate was due to rise from 1.6 per cent to 4.8 per cent: renting the flat out no longer made financial sense.

They listed it in June for £650,000, a below-inflation increase. An estate agent told them “no one would sniff around if the price stayed above £600,000”, said Dean, who works in product at a tech start-up.

In the two months before the couple pulled the listing, it attracted only two viewings.

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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If one of them turns out to have a sexy looking mugshot this place will lose its mind

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Adam @adamcobb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who is ‘you’ in this context?

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/09/2026

what if we kissed ... in the middle of the night near RAF Fairford

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026

Punching the services sector in the crotch over and over again until it gives up and magically returns to me the glorious era of mass manufacturing employment I mostly invented and automation has forever replaced.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27/09/2026

SUPER excited for this, after a year of chasing the angle, 30 minutes of waddling around up and down a parking garage, and over 6 hours of editing: A murder of crows flies towards the camera, in front of the full Moon, set to Blind Guardian's "Nightfall" and the sound of the crows themselves. 🪶 🐦‍⬛

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026

turns out all i need to get through the colder months is good food :) good company :) exercise :) fresh air :) and FOR THE DAY TO NOT GET DARK AT 3PM AND THE CHOKEHOLD OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION AN ICY GRIP DEAR LORDT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERY YEAR WHY and i'll be fine :)

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The more I think about the huge benefits to the day-to-day lives, careers and relationships that safe and effective ADHD diagnosis and treatment has had for so many of my friends, the angrier I get that these numpties are spouting this trash because /they/ have decided that ND people are next

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jess’ job is playing video games with children, and this talk was a fascinating, nay, terrifying, insight to a whole other world of how the internet, and games, looks like to our young people

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 26/09/2026

i just thought there was gay, straight, and lesbian, etc. now i know about twinks, otters, bears, cubs, wolves, and the whole forest! so much new stuff to share with my grandma at thanksgiving. thank god for bluesky.

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wow SAD really enjoys turning up earlier and earlier every year huh! and like a bulldozer!

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

when you've got a fascist protest at 6pm but you need to get booted in the balls while handing a bored woman £250 at 7pm

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Adam @adamcobb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only good Glee reboot is a spin off where Sue and Kurt’s dad solve mysteries together.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it is very tech industry to turn mandatory age check burdens into gambling advert opportunities

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makswhale @maksheadroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i think its time for a dark age

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Danneh @dannehdoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Funnier with the context that Kash Patel is currently removing the policy regarding the FBI not hiring people who have previously taken part in literal beastialty btw

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LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 23/09/2026

this is daft. driving passengers away is the whole point of a bus

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Anthony Painter @anthonypainter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The major problem with this reporting - beyond its fundamental inaccuracy - is that when arrests are eventually made there will be no proper context and therefore it will seem like the state is smothering free expression.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The complete and total collapse of state function in the face of far right extremists. It is frankly ludicrous that Daniel Thomas continues to be at large given the series of crimes committed which he has literally filmed.

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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

there is no sensible reason why a 5 year spouse visa cost us a little over fourteen grand. none whatsoever. and that's before you break it down to the addition of renewals every 30 months, the health surcharge, the endless price hikes, the final kick in the teeth for ILR (three grand! to settle!)

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/09/2026

PLEASE hold on to your knife for the time being, thank you

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Half way into Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and truly, the fuck am I watching

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the problem with having worked at thirteen startups is that people will say "bet this is one of the more dysfunctional things you've seen" and i just go "not even top 5"

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David Weiskopf believes in you @dave.bzky.team · 19/09/2026

'"How do you protect a place like this?” “Really expensive insurance,” he replied. “That’s the answer.”' And increasingly, everyplace is a place like this. Great work here by @emorwee.bsky.social

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The open houses at the edge of disaster

What are buyers being told about climate risk in Miami? I posed as one to find out.

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Matt has climbed Everest” oh this grand designs couple are Rich Rich

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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Paul Clarke @paulclarke.com · 18/09/2026

You know you're getting old when Walliams' Day comes round faster every year

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

absolutely broken but still faking a smile face going to be a staple I fear

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026

So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image:

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wait NHS haven’t -already- been intentionally limiting ADHD diagnosis?!

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

May you walk on warm sands.

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

how have we let people get this proudly stupid

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We exist on this earth to eat small cheesy pastries. Everything else is optional

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One of the most iconic press photos ever www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

A brightly saturated photo of 5 friends with a bike looking out over the Hudson River while the twin towers burns behind them

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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

cool. cool cool cool cool cool

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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 11/09/2026

One thing you might not know about 9/11 is that it’s the reason the worlds largest rugby tournament exists today and it’s gay: Every 2 years the Bingham cup is hosted by a different city around the world and is named after Mark Bingham who died on United 93 and was an openly gay rugby player

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Bingham Cup - Wikipedia

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