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so so cool! Congratulations!!

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I mistook a fair bit for bad tofu, it was just white and bland? Not as grim as the time Greggs gave me the wrong sausage roll, the grease from that -lingered-

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Just got given the wrong bahn mi and wowww pork is tasteless you meat guys really need to get on aubergines instead

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can’t believe the bluesky hate storm for a women owned business smh

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Paul Clarke @paulclarke.com · 24/08/2026

Went Fatto last night and yes that is some veryyy good piz!

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How I caused my extremely genteel secretary to explode (in ice-cold fury).

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Banana tree massively surprised and impressed me a while back! Mad wide menu too

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oh so good! But a touch chaotic (and no wine) for a quiet catchup

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oooh yes it’s nice in there!

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where’s people’s favs for casual soho dinners these days? < £20 mains and easy to walk in, some veggie options Honest/Bone Daddies/Eat Tokyo/Pizza Pilgrims have always been such lazy (excellent) staples but I need to mix it up

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I’ve made my peace that I will never step foot inside the Apple presumably phenomenally gorgeous gig studio, and that is ok

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I really wasn’t going to go but just can’t stop thinking about that then running into the sea as the sun comes up

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Did you weave Angela Rayner in? Sure did boss, real cool and relatable just like you asked for Great....wait what? #CPC26

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh she’s desperate for some eyes emoji replies

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nottinghamshire.police.uk

> drink driving, smashes into cyclist > cannabis in system, claims they smoked that after crashing but let’s face it > fled the scene > abandoned his smashed car > victim spent three weeks in hospital 2 year ban Police say ‘serves a strong reminder’ www.nottinghamshire.police.uk/news/notting...

Teenager sentenced for 'hit and run' which left cyclist with serious head injuries

A teenager who ploughed into a cyclist while under the influence of alcohol and then left the scene of the crime has received an 18-week suspended jail sentence.

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We met Michael Sheen last week at the place you would most expect to meet him, the craft beer bar at the Public Service Broadcasting gig. He was a delight, as you would, again, expect

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James blunt is FIFTY TWO?!

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That famous delightful fun chafing

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the POWER to make your enemies fall in love with you, my god

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think they really… found the most charismatic man on the planet and made him mayor?

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Enjoy your SARS-COV19, ladies!

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...

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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the slightly disappointing follow-up to 'my dad wrote a porno'

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I got kicked in the head by a horse (positive)

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pitch: you get one each, whose wins

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the faff with covid masks did it for me

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"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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your ‘fuck it we ball’ approach tho ✅

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you just know whatever that test said, they’d try to sell you some anyway for way more than that

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