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Jon Aldric

@viennabeef.social
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t ever trust a gay guy who’s fully committed to B&W photos on the insta grid.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 27/09/2026
When he asks what my kinks are:
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 27/09/2026
Once again we are in the Cutie Pie era of SNL male cast members
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
Buffy is playing at the gym I’m gonna need to extend my set for at least another 2 hours
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
I need to speak with a lawyer
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
Any English teacher grading any paper:
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 26/09/2026
We must imagine Sisyphus caged and plugged
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rage quitting because this wasn’t a category
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
Happy #fcf
connections.swellgarfo.com
Connections – A likely story
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder how all the Supreme Court justices can even sleep in the same bed at this point
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
The continued work on the AT Proto is really rad and a good precedent for the internet.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
You shouldn’t yuck anyone’s yum unless that yum is a billionaire
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Mason Voorhees @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know, it would be easier to ignore Her™️ if her album covers weren’t so fugly
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do not piss me off and i’m so serious
did taylor swift make 'patient zero' for the gays? inside the song's hiv/aids connotations article from attitude mag
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
He only uses my full name when he’s real mad
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 25/09/2026
connections.swellgarfo.com
Connections – A spectrum
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 24/09/2026
It's not autonomous. It's software that has authorship, ownership, and accountability in human hands. Don't panic. Prosecute. Jesus.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 24/09/2026
He posted this right after liking my post fyi
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 24/09/2026
Chicagoans:
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 24/09/2026
Should you politely tell your neighbor their 30 year old AC unit is loud enough to hear in your home
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
The internet is going to cannibalize itself in slop and agents and irritating dark patterns and the world is just going to go back to living in our communities because there will be so little joy left of this once beautiful wild system we let a dozen companies ruin.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Hauling it to the office today
Profile selfie in the living room, wearing a tight forest, green sweater and brown work pants. Big butt with the outline of a wallet on the right cheek.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
post ur drafts
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Time to read my sci-fi dystopian body horror smutty romance novel
Holding up a book titled “The Reverse Centaur's Guide to Life After Al” by Cory Doctorow. Next to the title is a plastic figurine with a brown horse head connected to a white nude torso.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s the coldest take in the world: if you walk your dog like this in the city, I don’t care how good your dog is. You’re being an irresponsible asshole.
A blurry photo of a guy walking his dog on a city street, not using a leash
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 22/09/2026
Funniest fuckin sign in all of Chicago
A billboard on the side of a brick wall reading: I miss gas at $1.79/gal and mean tweets. Trump save America again 2024. honk if you agree!
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Super Intelligence, how many Es are in the word “seventeen”?
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 21/09/2026
@gdubz.bsky.social who is this? Is this a scam account?
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 21/09/2026
would u invite me to ur dinner party
Bathroom mirror selfie in Carhartt overalls and a loosely fitting navy button down
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 20/09/2026
Remember BGB? He’s been gone for 30 years. Feel old yet?
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 20/09/2026
FYI he left us today and I worked out alone and it wasn’t the same 😢
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
What if we started a book club but it was only anti capitalist tech nonfiction
The spines of three books: Against Convenience by Gabe Bullard, The Rise and Fall of the Artificial State by Jill Lepore, The Rverse Centaur’s Guide to Life After AI
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes I make things weird 🤪👹
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
👅
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
Me not being picky at the bar:
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 19/09/2026
These women are LOUD
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
I promised I wouldn’t say who lifted more ( @shane.wlm.sn )
Shane and Jon flexing while a stranger is throwing ass in the background
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
Bianca Casey Kristen in the turret to the end.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
Do you think we can get Atsuko Okatsuka to The Eagle after her show tonight?
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
We’re eating good today folks Orville Peck @jakeismaking.bsky.social Carly Rae Jensen Miley Cyrus
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Cavities by Jake Giles on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
Product placement in music videos ages like cheap wine. What do you mean Ke$ha is texting on a Zune?
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
To democracy and its faulters.
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Steven @evensteven27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Assistant asking which cremation setting:
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a 🥵sweaty 👉👈booooooy 💋guys 😇
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
50$ says Katie from Marketing dies.
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
Funeral director. Hot???
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 17/09/2026
Temporary live-in bloomf put his shirt back on before I got home 😠
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 17/09/2026
Mitch Mcconnell’s face is stuck in the same face my dog makes before he throws up
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 17/09/2026
Me pitching Andy Cohen:
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