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Matthew :)

@keyspaired.bsky.social
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 13m
slept in til 9am for the first time in months and I don't know who or where I am
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 14h
saw something awe-inspiring in town today
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 20h
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ma danni x is such a fascinating person I want to study her in a lab
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
realised I'll miss traitors tonight because of the game dev meetup
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these traitor picks are so 🫦
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
maya jama looks so stun
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
remembering the time a couple years ago when I said on tumblr that I wanted to do a professional nude photoshoot cos I thought it would be a fun little confidence boost and someone sent an anon message saying low self esteem is something I need to fix for myself 😐
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
waiting on THREE deliveries currently and not one has been dispatched or even confirmed tracking information yet this is my personal hell
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when I'm a farmer and the aliens have been flying their UFOs over my crops in the night:
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that original source mint shower gel just woke me up faster than if I'd downed a full can of monster jesus christ
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thank god this week is nearly over
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oomf said I look like I have a "small mouth" #whatdatmean
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the slightly disappointing follow-up to 'my dad wrote a porno'
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chasing chaos in a work meeting this morning by revealing that my current drink of choice is strawberries + cream flavour pepsi
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not watching bake off but mutuals can feel free to tell me who we're backing and I'll direct my spiritual energy towards them to win
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
goodnight everyone x
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should've let ma danni carry on competing for the rest of this season tbh
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should start thirst posting again soon
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
train tickets and hotel booked for Manchester watch your fucking backs
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ever since Paris Paloma released Pre-Raphaelite you're liable to find me around my flat shouting I KNOW HER FLAWS AND I'VE KNOWN HEAVEN at any given moment
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kylie at some point, probably
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I booked a ticket to go to a north East queer creatives networking event so I have approx 3 weeks to get over the imposter syndrome despite being a game developer with a publisher deal lol
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
obsessed with this advert for fake lego I got on Instagram where one of their products is just the side of a hill and it costs 50 euro
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
conversation between two people in our morning team meeting at work today: "anyone doing anything interesting this weekend then" "na nothing how about you" "well I've got to find someplace else to live because my gf broke up with me"
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
did you know there's an FAQ on terfy Rowling's website with some very amusing questions
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you're all pure of heart you'll do that "my 9 games" trend again when my game is out and put it on there
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and a happy control resonant early access day to all who celebrate
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
am I crazy or is she kind of giving drusilla sickle
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
now I don't want to "blue jobs and pink jobs" myself here but I'm switching energy tariffs and it's times like these I wish I had someone around the house to sort it for me
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
actually did the most insane bit of UI work on my game this weekend I could feel my dick leaking a bit when I finished it
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just like loving Dolly Parton brings us together, so does hating Ed Sheeran.
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
some days at work you just have to sit there and listen to your boss talking about the womb for 5 solid minutes
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just booked my christmas break for work and I'll have 17 days off in a row 🥴
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ok maybe this series will be worth watching
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(turns over a tarot card and the picture is lucky roy singh on her deathbed) is that good
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is anyone else finding this app less and less reliable these days? feels like a 50/50 chance when I open it if it'll actually load or if I see that bastard upstream error
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what's the greatest main menu theme in gaming history and why did you choose no escape from hades
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one day I'll write the Geordie disco elysium mark my words
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally it's robe with nothing underneath season again 🫦
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you all open your kirkmas presents before or after lunchtime
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy kirkmas eve, make sure you leave bourbon and cigarettes out for erika tonight!
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sure I'll do it I have nothing on this weekend
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
insane how Mrs brown's boys keeps winning best comedy at the NTAs considering I've not heard anyone express a positive opinion on it for about 10 years
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
had a bit of a sore neck yesterday and now I can barely move my head or upper back. lol. lmao even
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
told my grandad about the publisher deal today and this is the text I got after... mind if I cry
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can I say something possibly controversial? reposting your own nude within 10 minutes of the original post is kinda cringe
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
crazy how signing that contract on Friday has made me feel more creatively stimulated than I have been for weeks lol
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
team rocket in saffron city:
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yesterday I signed a contract to get a game I've been working on published 🙂‍↕️
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